Seattle Autonomous Zone now has a local rapper acting as a warlord

324  2020-06-10 by Patjay

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But I thought the based comrades were going to teach everyone about Marx and Zizek and start a new utopian society?

it's almost like anarchism is gay and unrealistic

am i wrong for thinking that there was a screencap of a redditor or a twitter weirdo saying exactly that? /u/Patjay maybe you remember?

yeah annd everyone universally said they'd get their asses fucked by BBC. Looks like that's exactly whats happening

Yes, the future prison sex worker union will be a force to be reckoned with
/eyeroll

Word of advice, don't eat while reading this.

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This is like a reality tv show. All the stuff that's happened there in 2-3 days is one of the funniest things thats happened in ages

Burger entertainment is top tier

Sitting in the alps being comfy while watching everything fall apart live is the best feeling ever

I really wish I could watch all this from a self-sufficient remote cabin in Idaho, as Ted intended.

And there's a Livestream! This is what decades of shitty reality TV has been working towards.

There’s a livestream?! Link?

I would love if someone went around doing interviews, the progression of clueless morons slowly falling apart would be like a new season of Arrested Development.

There is one on periscope but I can't find it.

Here's a yt one: https://youtu.be/uP8rY_a1Mi0

Putting a black guy in an anarchist zone is like putting a colonizer in Africa.
Even though he's outnumbered they all cower in fear and serve him because they're convinced of their own lower status.

BLACK FUTURE

Reminds me of the story of Simon Mol, who blacked Polish Antifa so hard that their boyfriends had to get AIDS tests.

Monika O., literature student who met with Simon Mol 11 months earlier, contacted the police in November this year. – I was attracted by journalism, I wanted to write about Migrator Theater – she describes. – I was fascinated by human rights activist fighting with racial stereotypes. Soon we started to meet, went to bed. I didn’t suspect that he could infect me with HIV virus and even less, hide from me that he is infected. I also thought that suspecting him of being infected would equal giving way to stereotypes. Thus we made love unprotected.

LMAO dying of aids to own the Nazis

The toll is always paid, no exceptions.

Damn dude why am I laughing this hard

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Letting foreigners fuck your wife to stick it to the evil German nazis is a Polish tradition.

Ask the Russians, Brits or Lithuanians. Shit goes way back.

Dats rite

Also because he has a gun and these fucking commie cucks dont.

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NOOOO YOU CANT DO CRIMES IN THE AUTONOMOUS ZONE PEOPLE ARE SUPPOSED TO ACT BETTER WHEN THERE ARENT ANY POLICE AROUND ITS NOT FAIR NOOOO

The lolbertarian mindset in full display.

No that would be corporate mercenaries mowing down anyone violating the NAP by crossing private property lines.

4chan was right. Just sit and do nothing and let the problem take care of itself. Hilarious really.

Is this the part where it stops being real communism?

Autonomous Zone declared 3 days ago

already importing food to stop people starving

unstable leader has been overthrown

warlord seizes control of the territory

Looks like their "Annexed By The United States"% Speedrun is going well.

They apparently just got rid of the barriers so that they could have open borders. So the annexation is complete. It basically just a communist uprising themed block party now

Sounds badass to me, my fentanyl American

Every Warlord should move to Seattle and make a bigger shit show

Well, they'd have to be in it for fun cause commies don't have shit to steal besides organs.

Well, that escalated quickly

Really got out of hand fast.

Who knew that in all the chaos a true KING would rise to power and help the people.

wholesomebigchungusmoment

WHO RULES BARTERTOWN?

This better not awaken anything in me.

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Lol so how many days did this utopia last until a violent black male took over the neighborhood?

2020 just gets better and better

A KANG has risen

Real life is literally a comedy

I’m too low iq to get what’s goon on

A bunch of teenage protesters and anarchists chased the police out of and then blocked off a small area in Seattle. They're now calling it Capital Hill Autonomous Zone, barring police from the area and acting like it's not part of the US anymore. It's been a complete shitshow since no one knows what they're doing. Most of the organizers appear to be 20yo genderqueer chapo listeners.

A local rapper who already had a preexisting posse/gang went into the area and started enforcing rules and beating people up. He has guns and people, so no one can really do anything about it.

Small fix if you're not aware of how the police work here: the police weren't "chased off", they were told to leave by their superiors. That's how it works in Seattle and Portland, all of the failure comes from orders from the top (i.e, the elected civilians). These "anarchists" aren't capable of accomplishing a single thing themselves, they can only take credit for the virtue signalling of the state, and this "warlord" thing is a demonstration of that. Rando street gangs will always take power from them, because they have none of their own.

They did it even so that. They just moved some police barricades around to block off a street.

Some of the organizers are literally teens

white redditors put some recycle bins to block off a section of a street, declared it a communist utopia with no police

first they ran out of food and started eating at the local McDonalds

then it got taken over by some warlord rapper

all in 3 days we see the rise and fall of every communist nation

OOTL for non burgers?

Lmao

Ironic, he could save others from capitalism but got kanged.

Welcome everybody to the wild wild west

-sent from my brapphone 11.

Africa... 2!

And they’ve already started extorting local businesses for protection money! (Credit r/freeworldnews)

literally who website with no proof besides what some guy on twitter said 😴😴😴😴

Rightoids seething that they haven’t created an autonomous zone and some troids fairies and kangs ended up doing it first 🤣🤣😂

It's Waco time 😎

NOOOOOO you can’t just destroy my heavily armed for the apocalypse Christian sex cult

There are many autonomous zones run by right wing militias. They are pretty stable and self sufficient. It is necesarry to keep the locations a secret, though. Hint; many of them are in the northwest US.

"they then begin to gaslight him" hahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhaha

Here's your actual world without cops you fucking retards

Wakanda, finally!

Get in the zone, Autonomous Zone!

Get in the zone, Autonomous Zone!

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