OH MY GOD... I-IS THAT... JESUS??? MUST CONSOOM RELIGION

195  2020-06-11 by the_marx

92 comments

Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people.

This nigga must be a bot

Tfw you’re upset that you’re going to hell

Maybe don’t be gay?

ETA: I should add that this jannie banned me and muted me for 3 days. Troids mad.

don’t be gay

You're asking water not to be wet.

you were given a temporary ban for breaking site-wide rules in regards to violence advocacy B)

Gay

This janny actually likes gay people haha cringe

Faggot

I love heart, soul, and opium so whats the problem?

Shut the fuck up jannie

I'd argue with you jannie but you have no interest and will just lock it when you can't explain your points.

I'd pay you but... well, you know

*smokes blunt*

inb4 the_marx leaves another retarded sticky at the top of this already garbage thread

As is tradition, honestly I hate him more than white people.

UNIRONICALLY this.

That was a fast response, damn.

not being online 24/7 in order to respond to drama in an optimal time frame

Pretty cringe ngl

based

a long-standing tradition, almost as old as a day...

i think you should just admit that you wanted /r/DeuxRAMA to be some rightoid hangout and now you're all kind of triggered that there is someone who is pushing a progressive viewpoint to balance things out. well stay mad, cucks. lol

Nigga I'm somewhat conservative a tad bit sourced from living in a third world shithole for a part in my lifetime, but I'm nowhere near to retardation levels of being a "rightoid" myself. Hell next thing I hate aside you is MDEfugees. I've ascended past you fag lol

'bro you're wrong i'm only somewhat of a mongoloid'.

Yeah so? Mongoloid-phobic mayos and their nonsense 😒

shut up retard

He just banned and muted me for making a 41% joke lmao. Fucking jannies amirite?

Lmao he a shit

clean it up

sorry if I triggered you, conservatard.

cope, seethe, AND dilate

retarded meme talk

said the moderator on DeuxRAMA

Can someone call in the jannie wranglers for this specimen?

wow you seem pretty angry at me. i was kind of kidding when i said sorry that i triggered you, seems like you actually were though. should have guessed that some nerd ass who posts on star trek subreddits would act like this much of a dork.

Profile stalking

You’ve already admitted that you’re more invested in this dialogue than I am by that very admission, for I have not stalked your profile, because I do not care who you are. I see you as a jannie and nothing more, a single number among the tribes and hordes of jannies I’ve come across in my time online. By devoting even a minutia of your time to creating such a personalized insult proves that you have lost, because that is the way of the pathetic loser jannie.

As a result, I redirect your attention to my original reply: “Cope, seethe, AND dilate.”

He probably spent less time clicking your name than you spent words words wordsing. Lmao imagine walking out looking like the bigger retard in a slap fight with the_marx. You’re going to probably lose a push-up contest to lawlz at this rate

He literally used more words than me in this thread.

I’m proud of you for counting

i have a browser extension that shows me an overview of your post history, helps with moderating. anyway replying to me with an even longer and more pointless message doesn't really help your case... try to chill out bro. this isn't star trek

specifically programming a browser extension to identify trekkies for bullying online

I need to “chill out”?

god damn homey... yes you do need to chill out. you're seriously getting mad at me on the internet... go pray to jesus or something lol.

cope, seethe, AND dilate

They do it for free LMAO

conservatard

They didn't tell me time travel was invented

By God, I like strike you down you filthy heathen!

Based bro

Hey Kris 👋

Then Elisha went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up by the way, young lads came out from the city and mocked him and said to him, “Go up, old baldhead; go up, you baldhead!” When he looked behind him and saw them, he cursed them in the name of the LORD. Then two female bears came out of the woods and tore up forty-two lads of their number. And he went from there to Mount Carmel, and from there he returned to Samaria.

-- 2 Kings 2:23-25

The Chad samarian versus the Lad eaten by bears

Elisha didn’t give a fuck. Good on him.

I always wanted to see this as a movie. Maybe starring Danny McBride as Elisha and the three guys from Workaholics as the kids messing with him.

CONSOOM Hollywood I know.

Yeah, literally it takes like two weeks of relationship with Yahweh to know he is undoubtedly real, undoubtedly all powerful, and undoubtedly will make your life better.

Our God is an awesome God, Brother!

Amen brother.

Is... Is that a comforting lie?! I'M GONNA WORSHIP!

NOOOOO NOT THE MESSIARINO !!!!!

Imagine a tranny trying to demean you lmao

Based

😎

christshitter seethe

Cry more Atheist

Lol christshitter cope

🐵🙈🙉-your ancestors

💀☠️️⚰️️* - my ancestors

What about it

An tranny communist’s opinions don’t matter.

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I didn’t read the post.

By allah behave yourself or i will give you a taste of my shoe

NO YOU CANT MASTURBATERINO YOU WERE ALMOST GOING TO BE ABLE TO LEVITATE AND FUCK BIG PUSSY NOOOOOOOOOOO

Look at what they did to my boy. Rest in power ✊🏿

nice cock bro. a little on the small side, but the shape is overall pretty symmetrical, and your balls have just the right amount of hair.

Snapshots:

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You're an ungodly sodomite

Based

This but unironically.

Blessed anti-fedposter

Me lmao

Me but with gun Jesus

What if you... clicked my link to DeuxCHAT... Haha just kidding...

Unless...?

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Yes

Sheleph did collecteth pots of ale and was a pervert in the eyes of the God of Israel.

Literally me

DON'T ASK QUESTIONS, CONSUME RELIGION, GET EXCITED FOR NEXT LIFE

“There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those ofdonkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.”

  • Ezekiel 23:20–21

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It reminds me of this convo i had, mongs cant even understand basic logic, acting smug as a sardine lol, rightoids were a mistake.

You have to go back

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Me on the far right

70% upvoted

Lmao seething christcucks. Absolute peak npc when you cuck for a sky daddy and then call others mindless consumers

Yeah man I sure do feel bad putting my energy into being a better and more disciplined person instead of buying more weeb dolls to jerk off on.

if you're not a christcuck you must be skne firn if degenerate

Every time

I for one follow he teachings of the Buddha: ohmmmmmm. I will respect all non-stickoid semitics