The Seattle Autonomous Zone has made a list of batshit demands.

36  2020-06-11 by JohnWoo4

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They think this is the beginning of the 2nd American Revolution these people are delusional

Highlights include

1) Abolishing the police (unsurprisingly)

2) "Get kids out of prison". (What about rapists and murderers?)

3) A retrial of all People in Color currently serving a prison sentence for violent crime, by a jury of their peers in their community.

4) We demand that the City of Seattle and the State Government release any prisoner currently serving time for a marijuana-related offense and expunge the related conviction. (Actually a reasonable request.)

5) We demand autonomy be given to the people to create localized anti-crime systems. (Literally vigilantism)

6) We demand that between now and the abolition of the SPD that each and every SPD officer turn on their body cameras, and that the body camera video of all Seattle police should be a matter of easily accessible public record. (Again, a reasonable request.)

7) Funding for arts and culture to re-establish the once-rich local cultural identity of Seattle. (Probably the stupidest demand on the list.)

8) We demand the hospitals and care facilities of Seattle employ black doctors and nurses specifically to help care for black patients. (I take it back, this is the stupidest demand on the list).

Also notice that these are "demands" even though they have no bargaining chip. The cops can literally just wait for them to starve and they'll willingly surrender.

I hope these demands were approved by overlord Raz

this list of demands is neither brief nor simplistic

Most leftoid sentence ever typed

Are they retarded, the US is a capitalist country, free education would fuck up their economy, and this isnt socialism this is anarchism

We demand you take that back, meanie.

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Lol It’s sounds like a madman holding civilians hostage inside of a place listing the demands and shit.

-abolish police -abolish ice -retrial of only POC's -illegals become legal -all prisoners and illegals get to vote -give us free shit

This sounds like a great plan, can't imagine anything going wrong

I'm sure these demands will play well in eastern Washington.

We demand the hospitals and care facilities of Seattle employ black doctors and nurses specifically to help care for black patients.

Next they'll ask for special drinking fountains that are designed to better serve people of color.

Well... seems racist to make them drink from fountains designed for thin white lips.

"Sorry Doctor Smith, I know you're with a patient but a crazy black guy insists that he wants a black doctor and all the others are at home."

We demand a retrial of all People in Color currently serving a prison sentence for violent crime, by a jury of their peers in their community.

That's literally why OJ was allowed to walk.

NTA

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They should cut off all of Seattle and let the experiment really begin.

I honestly think you’re all just faggots. Especially that one queer moderator who skulks around in here. Gee I really do appreciate the thought and all the psycho analysis I really hope that you didn’t have your parents spend their hard earned money on the pressures education to choose a field where you know you’re just bad at it. But my U Penn degree and cybersecurity masters, would beg to differ, thanks for playing though. You realize this sub is nothing but a bunch of fat losers who cry about peoples opinions on the Internet in a sub with other big fat fatties. This sub is the equivalent of a liberal rally, just on the Internet and with less of a purpose and is way less respected.

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Love how they italize "demand" every time.

This is an obvious attempt at secession. Mobilize the army ffs.

Just ignore them and they'll go home in a few days. If the government tries to stop them it might turn into Waco and give them legitimacy.

Why? Let it turn into a hellhole first.

The author of these deserves to be physically beaten for even thinking about fucking with pensions.

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