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Did you know one time Some African nationalist group (Donā€™t remember the exact name) wanted to fund for themselves to go back to Africa, the funny part was that Stormfront (or maybe some White supremacist group) helped fund it

I really hope if I ever commit murder youā€™re the only witness

Who you plan on murdering?

you glow in the dark

I said ā€œifā€!

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kings always have each other back no matter the race šŸ˜Ž

Marcus Garvey and the KKK collaborated to return black Americans to Africa

Yes. There have occasionally been white supremacists who believed that black people shouldnā€™t remain in the USA after the abolishment of slavery. One such person went to a lot of lengths to have Liberia formed so that freed slaves who wanted to come back to Africa could move to Liberia

One of the early blaxploitation films features that as the plot. A smooth progressive reverend robs the black community selling them a dream of returning to the ā€œmotherlandā€ but two gun ho street wise black police officers expose him and his conspirators. Itā€™s a good film https://youtu.be/ZYjkAkJNBNM

Why did I think it was gonna be ā€œBlack Rageā€

And yet not a single soul will take them up on the offer of a return to the glorious motherland.

And why? Because Africa is an absolute shithole.

In fairness Ghana is not that bad

Compared to say, Sudan or Somali, no itā€™s not. Compared to, I donā€™t know, the USA, yes it is.

Wrong, the USA is LITERALLY the worst country since drunph took over and the cool bobamba left

I miss cool bobama that was my nigga he was gonna make us black folk kings again but trump did him dirty

Economically, Ghana is on the up as far as Africa goes. They have the one of the highest GDPs in west Africa and in 2011 were the fastest growing economy in the world. Additionally Ghana is Africa's second largest producer of gold and cocoa.

Recently Ghana began to delve into auto production with the development of the "SMATI TURTLE1", an all terrain vehicle designed for the rough African landscape.

Suame Magazine is an industrialized area with many workshops for metal engineering and vehicle repairs in Ghana, employing an estimated 200,000 workers.[1][2] It is located 10 kilometers from Kumasi, the capital of the Ashanti Region. It is in the Suame constituency) of Ghana and part of the KMA's administrative district. It is the most industrialized zone in Ghana and one of the largest industrialized zones in Africa.

Ie neoliberal globalist lizards are hyping it as the next place to dump their cash

Um sweaty? Slavery ended only almost 200 years ago. BLOCKED and reported to AHS šŸ’…šŸæšŸ’…šŸæ

NO YOU CANT SAY THAT NOOOOOO

I can - Iā€™ve been there.

Although I think experiencing things with your own eyes is now racist.

It's only racist if you're white. And if you're not white, I'll change tack and say you're racist if you experience things through the lens of whiteness. Because only someone with internalized whiteness would say such racist things. Or something like that.

Yeah, you say that here and I know youā€™re joking.

There are people on Twitter that genuinely believe this. Thatā€™s the absolute fucking state weā€™re in now as a species.

Trust me, I know. It's truly pathetic how many people use postmodern reasoning to defy reality.

Did you just use the "shithole" word?

Brb gonna take a photo at a luxury resort in Haiti

Haiti is literally ground zero for currentday hurricane patterns. their only real option now is to build bunkers until the entire island is submerged in 20-30 years.

Haiti is literally ground zero for currentday hurricane patterns

raycis ass hurricanes that why they white on the news shoulda known dis already smfh

Haiti is literally ground zero for currentday hurricane patterns

raycis ass hurricanes that why they white on the news shoulda known dis already smfh

Seychelles is OK I've heard.

If it can't be traced back to you IRL, would you mind sharing your experience?

Yeah sure, why not.

Iā€™ve worked fairly extensively in Africa. South Africa, Angola, Namibia and Botswana. Botswana is nice actually, Namibia is not so bad.

South Africa, out side of central Cape Town, is completely lawless. Itā€™s advisable to be armed. Angola is pure hell. Never again. Lawless, corrupt, rampant racially aggravated crime, and a population that is permanently drunk out of their minds.

Iā€™ve worked in Eq. Guinea which is just a strange place. Heavily influenced by the USSR I was told. A population which is simultaneously outrageously corrupt - you have to bribe your way in and out of the country - and almost childishly simple. I was treated with real fascination out there, like theyā€™d never seen a white man before, which to be fair they actually hadnā€™t in a couple of cases. The people were nice enough tbf.

Ivory Coast is a dump. Again corrupt as hell, the population seem restively violent and are armed to the teeth, and you canā€™t travel more than ten miles without having to bribe your way through a ā€œtoll boothā€.

Iā€™m fairly certain Lagos is hell. Just a massive, densely populated shanty town. Random as to whether any given part had running water or electricity. Smells atrocious, serious risk of kidnapping. Leaking oil everywhere you look by the port, the locals will occasionally purposely damage a pipe in order to steal from it.

If Lagos is hell, then Nairobi is what the earth will look like after the rapture. Fuck me Iā€™ve never seen the like. Open sewers flow down the middle of the street, piles of rubbish everywhere, animals eating shit and the occasional dead body.

The threads that bind them are legion and I suspect apply to the entire continent and are as follows:

Corruption. You cannot take a shit without paying a bribe. Get through passport control? Bribe. Want the taxi driver to not shoot you? Bribe. Want to drive down a fucking dirt road into the jungle? Bribe. Check into your hotel? You better believe thatā€™s a bribe. Occasionally the police, if youā€™re lucky enough to be in a country that has them (unlike Angola), will randomly stop you. They want a bribe. Itā€™s absolutely endemic to these people, from the president of the country to the guy stamping passports.

Currency. Donā€™t bother. Just use US Dollars, makes the bribery easier. The local currency is normally worthless.

Infrastructure. There is none. Hardly any paved roads, airports built by the soviets if youā€™re lucky or the Chinese if youā€™re not. Dirt tracks serve even major population centres, I went to a couple of cities only accessible by fucking boat.

Violence. Normally the white man is pretty much immune - the locals know the police (again, if there are any) will actually investigate the killing of a foreigner. That doesnā€™t stop them laying into one another tho. I saw a bar fight in Angola where someone pulled out a fucking machete. Locals are more likely to own an AK47 than a car in some places, and the South Africans specialty seems to be getting smashed on payday and firing pistol rounds into the air. That and the thriving car jacking industry. Oh, and god help you if one of the mines had found a new seam that week as the workers get bonus pay - which they drink. Wars, revolutions and insurgencies can break out at a moments notice. Iā€™be been told more than once to be ready to flee at a moments notice, luckily itā€™s never happened.

Education - again there is none. Belief in witchcraft is common, most countries still prosecute people for it. Illiteracy is common, Iā€™ve encountered it at least once everywhere Iā€™ve been and itā€™s not viewed as a big deal. Itā€™s difficult to get people to get medical attention or testing because they commonly view western medicine as witchcraft and will leave hospital isolation wards to visit shaman with a regularity that blows the fucking mind.

Thereā€™s probably more. Iā€™m not saying every man woman and child in Africa is like this, but honestly itā€™s the majority of and itā€™s holding the entire continent back. The corruption especially has to be seen to be believed.

I know someone who worked in Liberia on an UN project. Solid waste had piled up through the civil war and the project was about trying to clean Monrovia from it. Literal garbage dumps years old spread across their capital city. Anyway, he had to bribe the Liberian officials he worked with because otherwise they wouldn't release critical documents and they knew UN people are paid well.

Also their currency was so dirty foreigners carried it around in polythene bags and paid taxi drivers by telling them to dig out the money themselves.

You've obviously put effort into describing your story, but it still seems so surreal. Like, laughably so.

I guess no matter how much we cheer for acceleration and laugh at the decay of our society, there's always worse.

Thanks a bunch, fren.

Africa is the future

That means that rich people are promoting it heavily as the next destination for international capital to grow now that China is hitting the ceiling

I once saw a really weird tweet where a lizard person argued that Nigeria needed an aircraft carrier. That's part of this, international capital is just dumping into Africa and trying to hype it into wakanda tomorrow. China is also dumping all its money into Africa of course. Largely this is just a recognition that we have literally nowhere else to go.

There was literally a bunch of billionaires that got together to build this stupid hyper advanced ecologically friendly neoliberal woke city of the future off the coast of Nigeria called "Eko" :

https://www.currentaffairs.org/2020/05/a-private-city-the-rise-of-eko-atlantic

It's starting to look a lot like vaporware tbh. Problem is that literally nobody in Africa or anywhere else can grow as reliably over the long term as China. They keep in coming up with these stupid lists of the next China based on countries that were doing good at that time, inevitably that country was just at the top of a bubble and falls flat on its face. Like the the first post, BRICS, that had fuckin Brazil on it. Yeah Brazil is gonna be the next China, take a look down there, such growth and advancement. MINT contains Nigeria and also turkey, both of which have stagnated recently. Like just a few years sheet the stupid acronym was developed.

Honestly all of these countries are shit holes, there's are like small sections of China at best you can stand in and convince yourself it's almost livable. India is a giant riot, Brazil has been the next world power for over a century, Indonesia is our woke moderate Muslim friend that is deeply ashamed to have to send you to prison for blasphemy and they have an entire national holiday dedicated to that time when they committed one of the largest genocides of the 20th century, Maylasia is southern China, Nigeria is a shit ton of oil and woke capitalists pretending that it's just about to pick up, there's nothing left to loot in Russia after we took everything on the 90s, Turkeys economy is largely based on convincing investors that EU accession is totally still a possibility and right around the corner, South Africa was always shit and was shoved on the first list to woke it up with the most powerful African country despite it being a small pathetic fraction of all the others that barely grows on a good day.

The process of developing as a country inherently involves being in a shit hole, basically the goal is to suppress consumption of consumer goods and reorient the economy towards investment in future production capacity. Which means you live in shit and are going to live in bigger shit for decades trying to catch up. And unless you're China you're probably not actually smart enough to grow continously, the only other choice after thar is to be Germany, Taiwan, South Korea, or Japan and just somehow convince the United States to deliberately rig international monetary policy to allow you to cannibalize their industry so that they can reorient towards a militarized economy. Breton Woods had to exist, you'll have to get them to sign that again.

Lol your descriptions of India and Indonesia made me laugh.

Iā€™ve never been to Indonesia, but yeah India is a dump. A giant riot lol.

Could be a riot, could be wedding. Either way, you end up with three hundred dead.

Rest of it pretty much spot on.

I'm illiterate

It isnt tho. People here do the Africa rally in WRXs and gang gang and shit. Trotsky out, peaceā˜»

WE ARE LITERALLY BEING MURDERED REEEEE

Come to Ghana my bruddas and sistas

Oh...uh...No thanks

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This guy is easily the best leader in Africa as he is genuinely not retarded. Unfortunately this leads to the sad situation where heā€™s trying so hard to make his country great and talk about how they can do it because he misunderstands his fellow Ghanaians to be similarly intelligent and capable as himself. Very sad!

If we shipped every black american to ghana right now, it might help the situation by raising the average iq from 73 to somewhere around 78, giving this guy more to work with. Honestly feel really bad for this guy, he seems genuine about his intentions.

just as an fyi, the threshold for mental retardation is 69 and below.

I'm aware, and I'm pretty sure that the threshold for military service in the US is 83(?). And they'll change their standards all the time for more recruitment because they're desperate, but I'm almost certain that they've never placed the minimum iq under 83.

The fact that your talking about taking the asvab and somehow trying to use that to discern IQ, probably through some tortured process of just force during the results to a nice a June curve despite the fact that it was never actually b intended to be used for this purpose, causes me to immediately realize the ultimate source of your half remembered data is Richard Lynn. He is obsessed with this sort of stuff despite the dubious validity of his results.

Words words words. I'm literally just making the point that if your iq is less than 83 or whatever the minimum for the military is, you're probably not that bright.

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Very nice! (in Borat voice haha)

Sir Seretse Khama son in Botswana is doing good job

Botswana is of the few civilized subsaharan african countries

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Self-segregation is the most based thing to ever exist. We want an ethnostate, they want an ethnostate. We're on the same wavelength.

Nationalist bros love equality, just separate equality

A seperate place for every race.

Seperate we are beautiful, mixed we are ugly.

It's hypnopaedically obvious.

Straight from the horse's mouth.

Ethnostate for me, ethnostate for thee. Simple as.

Yes gregg, simple as.

what happens when people do not want to leave their homes and be shipped to some foreign country?

we have lampposts for that

we are being oppressed, they killin us in the streets

you can come to Ghana if you want and live under a government run by your own people

crickets

Thereā€™s money and fame to be made under the guise of perpetual victim hood though

just give up everything and move to another continent bro

oh you don't want to? Heh, hypocrite

Yes.

Theyā€™re clearly not very oppressed if theyā€™re given the chance to go to somewhere where they definitely wouldnā€™t be oppressed and they donā€™t take it.

just give up everything and move to another continent bro

oh you don't want to? Heh, hypocrite

Isn't that literally what hundreds thousands of oppressed people from North Africa and the Middle East are doing right now?

If Ghana made it easy for African Americans to go there and start a new life what's the difficulty?

Yeah difference is African Americans have been here for generations. If a Syrian went back to Syria he'd fit in fine, if an African American went to Ghana he'd be lost, I don't know if they even speak English there.

Blacks in the US don't even speak English.

This is literally the slam dunk right wing argument in all cases. There's an almost unbelievable number of permutations depending on who the current next Nazi Germany is.

Literally every single black person I know says theyā€™d die within a week in Africa.

No they wonā€™t, how did Africa have nearly 1 billion people if that were true. Smh

They were successful civilizations that resisted the poison of liberalism unlike the west

Uh, Ghana, you guys actually have a nice thing going on over there relative to the rest of the continent.

Are you sure you want to do that?

That would be a big mistake, you dont want burnt burgers

This is the only way we can build Wakanda

Wakanda was hyperbased until the ending

This guy seems genuine, too bad black americans will never take up on the offer, because they canā€™t bear going somewhere where theyā€™re not praised for simply being black

And Ghanaians would not accept them anyway, bcuz most US homies have some White blood, lol

The praise comes from the same place as the hate my friend

It comes from fear

When fear is felt you can either respond by becoming aggressive and going into fight mode

I.e. To seethe

Or flattering the object of fear in an attempt to appease them in an attempt to avoid harm

I.e. To simp

All white Americans are afraid of black people, that's why they have that strange mix of broiling hatred and pro forms vague flattery

Really honestly a very similar dynamic between the mayo and the Kang, as between the incel and the thot. Do I attack the thot who threatens my social standing with the shame of rejection? Or do I simp to the thot, thus trying to convince her to put off the task of rejecting me so that I can live in the delusion this will ever lead to acceptance?

The mayo will never approach the Kang with fear though, and neither shall the incel approach the thot.

To simp or to seethe? That is the question to ask.

He actually said this ? I think this would give so many black people a chance to flee systemic racism in America.

But they don't have Affirmative action in Ghana.

reject america
embrace africa

Suddenly wyte man not so bad

PLEASE

dey wuz kangz and shiz

https://youtu.be/aPEeiFBUwM4

Ghanaā€™s president is dangerously based.. wonā€™t be long before Soros tries to take him out

Not a bad idea huh

Brave soul šŸ™šŸ™šŸ™

Finally, a African leader I can support

I would donate my own money to buy them plane tickets back to Africa

please do

Ooga booga come back to Africa

I'm bet they are ecstatic about this offer to leave a horrible white supremacist country like America for Ghana or Liberia.

Hell no. I'm black and I ain't touching that disaster. I'll stay in the us where I have running water and can bang cute Asian girls.

Return to monke (literally)

It's the solution to all problems! Thank you, Mr. Akufo-Addo!
Crime rates will go down (in the US) and employment rates will go up (in the US). At the same time Ghana will benefit from more diversity. Everyone wins. Perfect!

So Iā€™ve noticed there is a lot of people who are extremely insecure about their height, and I think itā€™s insane!

I believe short men are much more attractive than tall men. I believe around 5ā€™ and 5ā€™5 is the perfect height for men.

For instance, the shorter you are, the easier you are to pick up and have anal sex. Guys who are tall usually weigh a lot more, and are harder to adjust it properly. In my experience men who are short also tend to be cuter than taller men, though thatā€™s not a fact, it just happens more often that I see a cute small guy.

The weight is a major benefit, the fact that you can be 110 lbs without being super skinny is awesome. I can appreciate a man who is in shape but isnā€™t going to break my back trying to lift.

In conclusion, be happy about your height

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110 lbs is 49.94 kg

It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do

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