An anonymous professor at UC Berkeley sent this email out to two colleagues. Great read on why everything that has happened over the past two weeks (or 40 years) is retarded its long but a great read for you non-spergcels.

112  2020-06-11 by lotsbitternosweet

45 comments

5  devotedrat17 2020-06-11

Based and wordswordswordspilled

3  Faithlessness-Secret 2020-06-11

Liberal art ppl gotta cope with big words and overly elaborate sentences to feel smart

4  MiddleConversation55 2020-06-11

He isn't saying anything new but he's saying it much clearer and elegantly than your average redditor. Especially the part of an argument being treated as axiomatic truth, forcing all conversation to start from it instead of challenging it.

Of course I assume he's a man because let's not kid ourselves, no foid could write this long a letter without making it about herself by the second paragraph. He only did it in the end

3  DrunkenRecidivist 2020-06-11

Ok guys, I say we give them one more chance, if they fuck it up then we revert to slavery.

3  Massive-Breadfruit 2020-06-11

This is probably fake but if not its quality AZN seethe 🍜😡

3  lotsbitternosweet 2020-06-11

meh the way he references certain things makes it seem realistic no average joe could try to do this

3  Massive-Breadfruit 2020-06-11

Lol I just noticed this part:

Donating to BLM today is to indirectly donate to Joe Biden’s 2020 campaign

YA, WE RIDEN!!

2  lotsbitternosweet 2020-06-11

faggot

3  SQL_INVICTUS 2020-06-11

Can someone reword it so it fits in a tweet

Tia

3  jzck20 2020-06-11

Crime of thought ! The "thought" police will soon knock your door mr professor

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also: TLDR

3  hvfcfujtivhjcy 2020-06-11

What or who is Cleo?

Also, no fucking way he's black. Surely, if he's black, he could send that letter without fear of losing his job. Right?

4  ZolpidemDunmer 2020-06-11

You see what happened to Terry crews?

1  lotsbitternosweet 2020-06-11

i dont think he is black or he would have explicitly said he was instead i believe he is either hispanic (most probable) or asian.

2  hvfcfujtivhjcy 2020-06-11

I read it last night, and it's a fucking image and I'm on a phone so I'm sure as shit not going back to it right now for citations, but I thought he says, like, 'my race and my species,' or 'black and human.'

Also, how many black history professors are there in the UC system? There're, like, 80 universities in it, so, like, three black guys? Probably easy enough to stylometrize his letter and arrest the fool for Heinous Wrongthink.

Edit: oops, just UC Berkley? So one black guy tops? Lock him up!

2  StrasseristRaven 2020-06-11

Second last paragraph

"I do not support the Party co-opting my race" as Joe Biden did in his recent interview

1  DiddlyPunchRacing 2020-06-11

He is probably a Jew

1  idrinkniupvotethings 2020-06-11

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clio

1  hvfcfujtivhjcy 2020-06-11

Thank you!

3  chazwarlords 2020-06-11

If his name ever comes to light he will be unemployed and hounded to his death.

2  lotsbitternosweet 2020-06-11

https://imgur.com/a/o62rowg incase the image is retarded

2  maxdarner567 2020-06-11

My unputintowordsable thoughts put into words

2  RedditIsBreaddit 2020-06-11

when you say something like "fiat lux, indeed" it's gonna be like when ted K wrote "you can't have your cake and eat it too", then got identified because his brother identified his writing style.

3  Eqth 2020-06-11

fiat lux is the motto of Berkeley afaik

2  Faithlessness-Secret 2020-06-11

yep

2  SameIPasLastTime 2020-06-11

And down goes the single identifiably erudite black man in the administration.

2  ThouShaltClearPipes 2020-06-11

dox this man now.

2  Lord_Sloth31 2020-06-11

Wheres the original source for this OP?

1  lotsbitternosweet 2020-06-11

i found it linked on /pol/

2  Kaiser-William-II 2020-06-11

That was a very captivating read. It reminded me of that guy in a thread a bit ago who was talking about teaching in inner city schools.

1  TealnotGreen 2020-06-11

Ooh, can ya link it? At all possible?

1  jajajakel 2020-06-11

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2  lotsbitternosweet 2020-06-11

its not a meme retard

1  anotherincel 2020-06-11

Based black stemcel

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1  Laz505 2020-06-11

It's too long my pathetic attention span can't handle that MAKE ME LAUGH

2  lotsbitternosweet 2020-06-11

how can you survive its like 10 paragraphs

1  Eqth 2020-06-11

source? It feels fake even though it is well written

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1  Eqth 2020-06-11

fake and.... based?

1  ArtGal94 2020-06-11

can someone give a tldr pls!

1  lotsbitternosweet 2020-06-11

read it retard

1  lotsbitternosweet 2020-06-11

it pretty much says black people have cultural issues that they need to address in their community and stop allowing themselves to blame mayo retards that accept the issues

1  ArtGal94 2020-06-11

thankyou retard love u xxx

1  hugemongus123 2020-06-11

those are some hard to swallow pills