The statue didn’t seem to think so

be careful... this comment is pretty close to violence advocacy... which is against the rules.

Lol how am I close to advocating for violence? I don’t control the way statues are affected by gravity my dude

just be careful dude. i am a moderator which comes with a lot of responsibilities, so i do have to remove content that violates the site-wide rules...

i am a moderator

ok janny

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Ok Janny

I am a faggot which comes with a lot of dick in my ass

Clean it up faggot.

I will donate to BLM if you post bussy

😳haha no thanks

mods dont support BLM 😡😡😡😡

#bussyforBLM

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Black Lives Bladder

Thank you Jannie. I wouldn't have known otherwise

Black Lives Antimatter

Post trannie tiddies

it's not appropriate to ask that uwu

whor

Thanks for sticking your comment again jannie

no problem🤭

do they really tho

(X) Doubt

based

Imagine hating blacks so much you assault them long after your death.

What a legend, southern ghosts are real

still killing niggas 150 years later. damn

Last kill of Civil War 1 or first kill of Civil War 2: Electric Boogaloo?

Who said the war even ended?

The war ended... Reconstruction never did.

Who said the war even ended?

General Lee

That fag overextended and totally blew the second half of the war. Don't know why pussies worship him instead of absolute monsters like Stonewall. Wouldn't be surprised if he was a controlled op with how much he sucked the Yankee dick.

Its fucking poetry. crack Now watch me whip. Now watch me nae nae.

I simp 4 blax

The KKK dress like ghosts because they know the ghosts of the confederates are still haunting a lot of shit.

Is someone gonna get charged for manslaughter for this? They pulled that statue down right into a crowded area, tf did they think was gonna happen?

some dudes that went for a walk in the park holding tiki torches got doxxed, fired and harassed but you can bet all these tards killing each other, gang beating people and destroying property are going to get off scot free. though to be fair cracking this guy's dome was a public service.

To be fair, the guy who got head canyon'd was also at fault, he was standing under the statue. Now, maybe the crowd was forcing him up into that spot, I can't tell from the video how forceful the crowd was being.

I love how the BLM movement is so fucking cursed. 🤣

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No AutoJannie, I'm not sure they are.

Thinking about the massive betas who tried to pull a downed statue out of the water with no equipment. Just oozing soy into the water for free. The real life equivalent of a jannie but even more pathetic tbh

Chapo check

It’s funny that someone who comments on Chapotraphouse all day is calling someone soy or beta lmao, coping so hard

Broken clock situation tbh - nobody should be simping for a dead mayo loser.

Nobody should be simping for a dead career criminal

Also beta, but cops have become pretty retarded and need a good spanking, so at least it’s in the service of the public.

Jamal nervously looked around as he tossed the loop of his rope around the marble statue of a white man, hoping for reassurance from his brethren.

“Am I doing the right thing?”, he thought to himself for a fleeting second, as the loud crowd grew with intensity around him. He grasped the rope harder, remembering that this was his chance to rewrite the racist history his grandparents endured. Jamal was lucky to grow up in the upper middle class, but always felt a tinge of guilt for not growing up with the “black struggle”. This scared him, and as his anger grew, further away that fleeting thought became.

“This is for every time a white person that was weirdly nice around me because they were wary of black people!” Suddenly he’s bombarded with a flurry of memories; “remember when you were 13 and that white girl asked to feel your hair?” These experiences of systematic racism weren’t all that bad in truth, but it proved that white men and women could be made to feel guilty. “Besides”, he thought, “there’s so many successful ones; they can afford to be lowered by society. Whites oppressed my grandparents - it’s only right that we reclaim what’s ours, and this group can make it happen.”

As Jamal adjusted and tightened the rope, he waited for the group countdown. When the time came, he began pulling as the structural integrity of the statue began to uproot. Back and forth, back and forth; the statue creaked the more the group screamed and pulled and the intensity grew with momentum. As it rocked further, there was a loud SNAP as the statue base finally uprooted.

“I can’t breathe!” He screamed, as the inanimate marble statue of white man crushed his upper body. It was in that moment that he had a moment of reflection; he watched the blood pool from his head on to the concrete, thinking to himself, “fucking white people...”

Not going down without a fight.

"911 A MAN GOT CRUSHED BY A STATUE"

"Sorry, the police force no longer exists. We give you our thoughts and prayers."

EMS=/= Police

Do your thoughts have an echo?

I saw someone mention that this is gonna make them say that gravity is a white supremacist.

They really didn't consider how a very large and very heavy object would fall down?

These people are literally why we need warning labels and stupid government regulations to keep people safe. If they all just had accidents due to stupidity we'd all be so much better off.

Newton was a white supremacist, he invented gravity to oppress black people. 😔

Yeah, the doctors be saying I weigh too much, don't they know weight is mass times acceleration due to gravity, therefore fat shaming is inherently white supremacist!

literally keeping them down.

Newton had an IQ above 90. Obviously he was a white supremacist. 😔

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How can I get approved to be a deuxcel? :(

Dunno. Maybe they'll approve you if you're retarded enough to fit in here.

Give the jannies a rimmie

Sounds like my Friday night!

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Did he die?

Lol critical condition my ass. If you slow down the video his skull literally changes shape. He ded.

News report I just read said people at the scene stated his skull was actually showing and he was convulsing on the ground.

Dude's dead or fucked for life.

Hope it was all worth it for some dumb statue...

They were already mentally fucked

It could only be an improvement really

You can see his skull in the video

That's what I've heard but the video is too low resolution for me to tell. Maybe some good screen caps could fix that...

https://imgur.com/hJiMU3h

my quick and dirty work

Where can you find the video?

Lmao oh well

Jefferson Davis? Yeah he's been dead for a while.

Apparently half his head got degloved and he was having compulsions on the ground. Small price to pay for Justice™️!

They're going to play this off as police brutality because the cops didn't stop these kids from knocking the statue down.

Q: By BLM standards, this was murder, correct?

Kauvin didn't intend for Floyd to die, but his actions and negligence caused it to happen. It's being called murder.

These protesters didn't intend for Humpty to die, but their actions and negligence caused it to happen.

Holy fuck that was hilarious! I cannot stop laughing! Take my upvote! Take another from my second account! Hell, take a silver, why not? Scratch that, a gold! Scratch that, a platinum even! God, just come to my house and plunge your 2-incher into my gaping asshole already! You can have my wallet afterwards too! Take the credit cards too, I’ll even give you the PIN numbers! Hell, you can take the whole damn house while you’re at it! You can even have my wife and kids if you want! I’m willing to go into poverty just because your post on reddit.com was that funny! I think there’s only one thing that would have made your post even funnier, though:

If it wasn’t a goddamn repost

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Any video?

The cops coming to save the day and everyone screaming to take a knee. Hope he got to witness some of the irony before the rest of his brains oozed out.

The cops just should have shot everyone who screamed at them tbh

lmao imagine the soundtrack to your death being an obese commie larper failing miserably to play the sax, that's hilarious

People mentioning you can see skin pulling from bone but I can't even see the damn body. Streamable sucks.

https://twitter.com/MrAndyNgo/status/1270929057870278656?s=19

It's a Monolith, only they are devolving

https://youtu.be/oU4Rk0NATNs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwxTZaa3NgI

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ha ha statue go bonk

Stonefall Jackson

Unfortunately there did not seem to be any doctors in the crowd for unknown reasons

Surely someone would have writted "medic" with a sharpie on their left tit?

Karma is real

No bro the protesters are peaceful bro I swear bro