Jamal nervously looked around as he tossed the loop of his rope around the marble statue of a white man, hoping for reassurance from his brethren.
“Am I doing the right thing?”, he thought to himself for a fleeting second, as the loud crowd grew with intensity around him. He grasped the rope harder, remembering that this was his chance to rewrite the racist history his grandparents endured. Jamal was lucky to grow up in the upper middle class, but always felt a tinge of guilt for not growing up with the “black struggle”. This scared him, and as his anger grew, further away that fleeting thought became.
“This is for every time a white person that was weirdly nice around me because they were wary of black people!” Suddenly he’s bombarded with a flurry of memories; “remember when you were 13 and that white girl asked to feel your hair?” These experiences of systematic racism weren’t all that bad in truth, but it proved that white men and women could be made to feel guilty. “Besides”, he thought, “there’s so many successful ones; they can afford to be lowered by society. Whites oppressed my grandparents - it’s only right that we reclaim what’s ours, and this group can make it happen.”
As Jamal adjusted and tightened the rope, he waited for the group countdown. When the time came, he began pulling as the structural integrity of the statue began to uproot. Back and forth, back and forth; the statue creaked the more the group screamed and pulled and the intensity grew with momentum. As it rocked further, there was a loud SNAP as the statue base finally uprooted.
“I can’t breathe!” He screamed, as the inanimate marble statue of white man crushed his upper body. It was in that moment that he had a moment of reflection; he watched the blood pool from his head on to the concrete, thinking to himself, “fucking white people...”
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18 Brad_Tits 2020-06-11
These fucking retards hate religion and the police.
*Someone gets shot*
Quick someone call the cops
*retard crushes his own skull doing something retarded*
Everyone pray for him.
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This experiment failed before it even began.
12 yocrappacrappa 2020-06-11
The statue was taken in for questioning.
18 bennewenus 2020-06-11
Police are trying to interrogate him but they're getting stonewalled
6 98herbsandspices 2020-06-11
dude got stonewall jacksoned
4 PM_YOUR_VOLVO_TO_ME 2020-06-11
rock pun.
10 Coomer_Esiason 2020-06-11
Thots and prayers.
7 PlasticXoomer 2020-06-11
Thots and players... Thots and players...
10 Chapose 2020-06-11
Why is everyone screenposting these days? Link the tweet ffs
7 ProEviIOperations 2020-06-11
deux tards don't upvote anything unless it's stickied or an image
3 ARS_3051 2020-06-11
What's the point of image posting? The real drama is always in the replies.
5 bubuzizi 2020-06-11
screenshot the best replies so I don't have to increase twitter pageviews
1 ARS_3051 2020-06-11
Are you really going to take a principled stand against giving Twitter page views while you're on Reddit?
3 bubuzizi 2020-06-11
Yes. Plus comments can be deleted but screenshots retain the degeneracy forever.
2 ARS_3051 2020-06-11
That's what the archive bot is for!
2 Bummunism 2020-06-11
You mean the funny quote bot?
3 carpathian-florist 2020-06-11
https://twitter.com/bretthnews/status/1270888815171973120?s=21
3 moush 2020-06-11
Mostly cause tweets get deleted pretty quickly
1 Jannieseatdoodoo 2020-06-11
Rapefugees are incapable of assimilating to drama culture
3 PokemonSeb 2020-06-11
Seething in every thread?😎
10 Cosmosvicious 2020-06-11
This is the only way in 2020 a confederate soldier could still kill someone.
15 D_Legare 2020-06-11
Are you sure? Reddit told me there are currently 50 million confederate soldiers in the US massacring minorities.
14 PM_YOUR_VOLVO_TO_ME 2020-06-11
Reality is often very disappointing.
6 HighlyCharming 2020-06-11
Pfft, please, 100 million at least
6 ingrall 2020-06-11
at least $38 billion
6 satanismyhomeboy 2020-06-11
Is Brett a native speaker? Because his English is atrocious.
1 ARS_3051 2020-06-11
Some journalists think of themselves as authors and use convoluted language in order to sound artistic.
6 exceedingly-based 2020-06-11
You can’t dodge the Hodge baby!
(Statue was of a Colonel Hodge)
5 SinkTheState 2020-06-11
Pray....for....mojo
4 Coconuthead93 2020-06-11
Haha statue go TIMBEEERRR
4 portraitsofpastry 2020-06-11
Can't make an omelette without cracking a few skulls
4 Albert_Cole_ 2020-06-11
Hodge gets his revenge from beyond the grave
4 StBlops2cel_is_Lord 2020-06-11
Why didn't the police stop these ugly lesbians?
4 jajajakel 2020-06-11
Jamal nervously looked around as he tossed the loop of his rope around the marble statue of a white man, hoping for reassurance from his brethren.
“Am I doing the right thing?”, he thought to himself for a fleeting second, as the loud crowd grew with intensity around him. He grasped the rope harder, remembering that this was his chance to rewrite the racist history his grandparents endured. Jamal was lucky to grow up in the upper middle class, but always felt a tinge of guilt for not growing up with the “black struggle”. This scared him, and as his anger grew, further away that fleeting thought became.
“This is for every time a white person that was weirdly nice around me because they were wary of black people!” Suddenly he’s bombarded with a flurry of memories; “remember when you were 13 and that white girl asked to feel your hair?” These experiences of systematic racism weren’t all that bad in truth, but it proved that white men and women could be made to feel guilty. “Besides”, he thought, “there’s so many successful ones; they can afford to be lowered by society. Whites oppressed my grandparents - it’s only right that we reclaim what’s ours, and this group can make it happen.”
As Jamal adjusted and tightened the rope, he waited for the group countdown. When the time came, he began pulling as the structural integrity of the statue began to uproot. Back and forth, back and forth; the statue creaked the more the group screamed and pulled and the intensity grew with momentum. As it rocked further, there was a loud SNAP as the statue base finally uprooted.
“I can’t breathe!” He screamed, as the inanimate marble statue of white man crushed his upper body. It was in that moment that he had a moment of reflection; he watched the blood pool from his head on to the concrete, thinking to himself, “fucking white people...”
4 tameikisan 2020-06-11
5 unhappy_browsing 2020-06-11
Damn bruh gotta break some shii
3 SnapshillBot 2020-06-11
Yep. This one's going in my cringe compilation.
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2 Sloppyjosh 2020-06-11
Not now snappy
3 anuddahuna 2020-06-11
I WISH I WAS IN DIXIELAND
2 Minecraft_Tryhard 2020-06-11
Karma?
2 SignalChange 2020-06-11
Play stupid games win stupid prizes.
2 brad_the_chad 2020-06-11
epic
2 InayahDaneen 2020-06-11
Ouch
2 Akatosh__ 2020-06-11
bro got the afterlife kill
2 pomegranate2012 2020-06-11
That profile pic looks like a salesman from the 1950s who mainly focuses on encouraging doctors to prescribe Lucky Strike cigarettes.
2 WagyuMasonator 2020-06-11
And the Darwin award goes to!......................
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BLM!!!!!
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1 opinions-are-illegal 2020-06-11
Video
👉👈
1 toomanytabsopen 2020-06-11
( •_•)
Looks like
( •_•)>⌐■-■
He got hit in the head with a statue
(⌐■_■)
YYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH
1 RamenKing_ 2020-06-11
I was there for this causing chaos, it was wild.
1 80BAIT08 2020-06-11
Lol @ them pottering about with trash bags "cleaning up" next to a corpse leaking brain matter. All due to their collective idiocracy.