Unless they’re gay

That's not appropriate. Gay people are valid. I've locked this comment as there is no discussion to be had about this.

Wait, what the fuck jannies can lock individual comments now? 😭

Yes, I have that ability as a moderator.

That's extremely gay, but I salute you in your battle against the the rightoid menace.

lmfao based powertrip

I am a man and I am attracted to women, thank you for listening.

Wrong think, prepare to die

[removed]

[removed]

That is harassment.

I can tell that you are pointing that out ironically, which is hardly appropriate when someone is making a point about something as serious as this. Therefore I have decided to lock this comment.

STOP TRYING TO BE MASTERLAWLZ

It's not gonna happen

Shut up you stupid mayo

Is MAP an orientation?

Edit: Based

No.

No.

How about no

Thank you for your service o7

your little act got tired a long time ago, janny. but by all means continue to showcase your aspergers

Ok chapoid

You smell like poo

[removed]

You aren't allowed to be mean to me. Banned.

Unbelievably based

Oh no, the invasion has begun.

Unless they’re gay

Friendly reminder jannies do it for free

thank you demarcus

[removed]

Not appropriate. Removed.

Thanks, I’m always forgetting to do this

I get moist at the sight of an attack helicopter, not sure what that makes me

no😎👊🏿

no 😎

As long as they’re straight.

[removed]

gone

Straights = owned 😎✊

Straight women are unironically not a real thing. They've done studies.

They also all have rape fantasies.

So?

So draw your own conclusions.

Women have fantasies that are hot. That can only be safely concluded by a loved person. It ain't for some random consumer like you to comment on.

based and feminism pilled

Pretty close.

Don't be a neckbeard bro.

Getting raped and having rape fantasies are not the same thing. Here's a thought experiment. Imagine right now you are in dark and someone actually overpowers your masculine strength, pins you down and actually insert their dick into your asshole and repeatedly fucks you over as you scream for help. Its no use because you are in the middle of nowhere. So you try to beg that dude to stop doing that, and the more you try to escape, the more he grips you. Now your asshole is gaping and starts to bleed a little bit, and you feel that scorching pain all over your body and you start to cry.

But that doesn't stop him though. He uses your bleeding asshole as a lube and keep inserting his meat back and forth, in fast constant motion oblivious to your pleas and cries for help.

Now suddenly you realize its no use resisting it because your survival mode kicks in, and you start to reason with the guy who's continuing to fuck your bleeding gaping hole.

No use.

After 14 minutes, he cums inside you.

Totally the same as consensual sex, right? No?

Guys have their own thing where they get off on fucking barely legal teen all the time. "Teen porn" is one of the post popular porn categories in almost every porn site out there.

Does that mean you are a pedophile for jacking off to that porn?

The only reason why you jack off to that porn is because of the legal technicality.

What would you do if the legal age of porn becomes 17? Would you still jack off to it? What about 16?

TL;DR-- Don't kinkshame bitch.

Lmao imagine writing several paragraphs to just to defend mentally ill women

Don't kinkshame bitch.

Kinkshaming is good and needed

You make it sound good. Also 14 minutes?

WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS

Gay.

What does this mean?

Obviously he’s exaggerating but they did a study that showed the average straight woman is more open to the idea of a same sex relationships than the average man

[deleted]

spaghetti owned*

Funfact : There are almost no women who are stricitly straight or strictly lesbian. The hot chip guy was right.

"Researchers asked 345 women about their sexual preferences and compared these with their arousal levels when shown videos of attractive men and women.

They found 28% of straight women were mostly aroused by their preferred sex, compared with 68% of gay women.

The University of Essex study concluded that no woman is "totally straight"."

I think the takeaway from this story is that all women are aces

asexuality is just a meme term that was invented in the last decade to describe the side effects of SSRIs

The modern woman will not shy away from kissing another woman, for any reason, unlike men. That's from my experience, at least.

There are still plenty of women who want to identify with their sexual orientation. Its part shyness/ part female anatomy, men tend to be more straight than womenn naturally.

I'm not saying there aren't exceptions. It's just, again, from my experience, even the shy ones will participate in some gay shit.

There are people born without their amygdala, so I doubt there arent females who arent straght or completely devoid of sexual thoughts.

In conclusion, all they know is mcdonalds, charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip & lie.

Kissing a man is gross

Women are fags for kissing men tbh

/r/usernamedoesntcheckoutwtfwtf

They might not be attracted to women, but they sure do like attention and are willing to kiss their friends in order to get it.

ALL WOMEN ARE CHADSEXUAL

It was a popular idea in the 20th century that all women are bisexual. I don't know for sure if that's true, but fits the evidence presented.

Maybe only sloots. Not a virgin girl.

Israeli researchers found.........

Weren't the Jews the ones who gave us the idea of hating the gays in the first place, tho? Like, literally all the stuff about homosexuality being a sin in western society comes from The Old Testament.

If it weren't for El Judios, we'd still be treating gays the way we treated them back in the days of Rome.

Homosexuality wasn't a concept in ancient Rome. It didn't really matter who you fucked, as long as you weren't a bottom. So men who took dick in the ass and women were looked down on. I think men giving women oral was the lowest of the low. And they would think that same sex marriage is retarded because marriage is about making families, not just gratifying sexual impulses. Dudes who fucked each other in ancient Rome had wives and kids.

Bottoms were disgraceful retard. You could do it to boys and slave. But no man, no patriarch, would take that. It would ruin their reputation, their power. That's why actors were discriminated against. They were basically travelling prostitutes.

Yes, that's what I said

I was offering context, something rightoids miss out on.

lmao what context you literally repeated what he said you retard

Gotta love (((them)))

Anything gets researched that doesnt suit my worldview = Joows, or White supremacists.

Pretty shit research. Low sample size, sample demographics not specified. Essentially agendaposting.

Who were these gaffot women? And why had men not disciplined them for being idiots?

Idk man, if so many people who identify as straight or gay arent that, I think there might be a huge amount of people who base their personality off their sexual attraction, and arent honest with themselves. Of course this could be purely coincidental, and larger demographics might behave differently, but girls in general tend to be more intimite and social then males. I could be wrong and retarded though

if you start your sentence with idk man or idk dude you're a shitlib

its ironic

low sample size

Retard, you only need n=30 to have a bell curve sample distribution. Learn stats.

30 is a bare minimum tho, they should have gone for three times that N if only to avoid the critique.

That’s because anything in porn can be hot. I am straight, who wants to fuck a fag?

Do I even need to point out how flawed and stupid this research is? Like what are they using to check how theyre aroused? Ethically theyre just checking who excites them more. Unless the guy is famous, women will always try and be reserved about their attraction to a dude. Every sexaholic girl in the US calls herself bisexual but wouldnt be caught dead in a monogomous relationship with another girl unless there's a catch. Gays and lesbians have always been tools for women's own self-flattery, is it surprising that a lot of them are willing to engage in f@ggotry?

They probably measured their lust somehow while letting them watch different kinds of porn or something.

thats dumb, mate. Most porn is geared at men. Certain lesbian porn doesnt go for the caricatures of women and thats pretty much all any woman has to watch.

Idk, im kinda retarded so I dont know much about porn or people. Youre probably right though

Yeah ((((researchers)))) no thanks bud

(((brits))))

Imagine a women’s book club with a balding 30 something agp oldfag from /a/. All the twitter feminists just have to pretend it’s normal while he gawks at them with an agape mouth

Implying an /a/ oldfag would sully himself in the presence of 3DPD filth.

“The best part about drag is that I can walk up to a guy and grab his dick” -Actual Drag Queen from RuPaul’s Drag Race

based

Yes and if you do it to the wrong guy, he’s going to get punched. Trannyism should be outlawed. It’s just a free pass to molest kids in the bathroom.

ur a retard

[deleted]

He really is

Daily reminder homosexuality is an abomination and coming out as homophobic is braver than coming out as homosexual.

I prefer the term "homoclastic". Phobia implies irrational fear, clastic implies that I will utterly destroy them in a purely hypothetical and abstract self-defense situation where my livelihood is lethally threatened and I take purely legal measures.

Everyone will love and protect you if you’re a fag.

Can’t say the same for a person who is normal and against fags.

Homosexuality is normal and extremely prevalent in the animal kingdom. The same can not be said about gender dysphoria which is a mental illness.

rape is 100x more common in animals than gay.

📸 *SNAP*

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

True, but humans also rape people.

such is super based

So you're saying homosexuality should be illegal?

and here's why that's a good thing

I could've written it better. Yes there are gay animals and yes male to male sexual relations existed forever but in its modern function homosexuality is very unnatural.

Yes. As a faggot, I'm not sure the point of being gay. It doesn't help reproduce, and doesn't help my species at all. I don't know why I am gay, and I wish there was more research on the topic as to why homosexuality exists, if it has no benefit.

Have you ever heard of the gay uncle theory? Think of pretty much any country that doesn't have the same nuclear family imperative that the church bred into whitey. They clan up, they have very large, tight nit families. Every generation or so you have a large bunch of kids, say a dozen. If all of then are competing for the affection of only a few women, your fucked. You get incels, you get cheating and drama and people killing each other. But every generation has one faggot. They can stay at home with the mothers and never fuck any of them, they can be trusted to keep shit running and bleed off the emotional bullshit that women generate when left to their own devices.

So here's my theory: When humans were being bred to their enviornment through natural selection young boys developed the behavior of playing rough with each other to prepare them for the violent life ahead of them. War mastering their enviornment, all of it. Now that industrialism exists there's really no reason for horse play cause life is so easy and we'll all end up helplessly cucked anyways. Some young boys are smart enough, observant enough, or creative enough to know this from a young age. One possible response is to distance ones self from males and instead of imitating and learning from them they do so with females. Before you know it males are the out group and you end up attracted. This would explain why the mechanisms of how homosexuality functioned changed when industrialism came. This is just one of the many ways ones circumstance can turn one into a homosexual. I think it's pretty scientifically clear that you're not born that way and it's also clear that there's a myriad of reasons that check out suggesting that homosexuality is developed most often in early childhood. TL;DR: the modern homosexual is yet another consequence of the industrial revolution

the modern homosexual is yet another consequence of the industrial revolution

Unkie Ted was right about everything, damn

His predecessor Jacques Ellul was pretty based as well.

Join his club! https://ellul.org/

(altho what does it say about them that they have a 'website'?)

Thanks glowie

The only thing glowing, is your mother's face after a bull session with me

The prevalence of homosexuality is another consequence of the industrial revolution, but not in the way you are suggesting.

There are chemicals called endocrine disrupters, a very common class of them are phthalates, these chemicals disrupt the hormone(endocrine) system often mimicking estrogen and suppressing androgens like testosterone.

But the worst of it is that these chemicals are everywhere, their source is plastic but they find their way into meat, milk, tap and drinking water so you probably get your fair share of them and researchers are now identifying them as the likely culprit behind the collapse in sperm count in the industrialised world. Worse yet mothers who ingested a high amount of phthalates are more likely to miscarry and have deformed children and the boys that are born have a shorter anogenital distance(the distance between your butthole and genitals) and this directly correlates to prenatal androgen exposure (which is why women butthole is right next to their genitals whereas men’s aren’t) basically these chemicals have an effeminising effect on men and it been found that homosexuals have a higher 2d:4d finger ratio which also indicates a lowered prenatal androgen exposure.

So if you put two and two together it’s clear that these chemicals are chemically neutering men leading to a higher prevalence of sexual dysfunctions like homosexuality and they’re also probably responsible for how common early puberties are in young girls these days.

TL:DR the waters not just turning the frogs gay, it’s turning your son gay.

This part absolutely happens and thanks for the detailed response but i also believe it is a combination between the enviornmental and psychological factors. It really do be funny how well homosexuality fits into the agendas of Soros and Gates and how hard it's pushed, makes you think.

You're so close.

What do you think tap water is? It's a gay bomb, baby! You know those chemicals in the water turning the friggin' frogs gay?

They work on humans too.

wow what a retarded theory that makes no sense

The selfish gene 😒

[deleted]

I never said I'd take away their rights or even do anything to antagonize them. It just hurts to see my brothers and sisters debase themselves like that.

who cares what is natural and unnatural lmfao humans arent dying from childbirth thats unnatural

eating shit is prevalent in animals too

ok retard LMFAO

Intersectional spaghetti genderbenderarino

They took fart fetishes, and incel-ified it until it became "raising fat women like farm animals so that 'ranchers' can collect their farts to sniff" or something along those lines, and then used it as a """disguise""" for horribly racist and sexist rhetoric.

Let me make this clear: The thing that is making me vomit is not just the racism and sexism, but their disguise as an overly incel-ified sub about collecting farts from women who are being raised like farm animals.

Snapshots:

1. Being a creep to own the straights ... - archive.org, archive.today

I am just a simple bot, *not** a moderator of this subreddit* | bot subreddit | contact the maintainers

Too soon RIP

Da hood lost a good one today ‘G!

why did the barn get banned anyway

Couple of tootlets broke into the barn and set all our prized hogs ablaze the sick sunsabitches. So sad 😪

Admins decided it was a clone of /r/fatpeoplehate

Why was it banned wtf

Hurt feelings, because it didn't break any rules.

Too pure for this world.

/r/brapbarn2 🤣🤣

u are the worst guy

Oh my gosh, thank you! 😈

i dont like that picture next to thank you, change it

also i am mad

I know ur mad, that's why I said it?!?

Also I can not decipher your first line. Just pure angry retard speak

shut fuck up dont call me retarad im going bed now

Oh you ain't an retahded, just a shameful drunk. Thanks for making this clear.

'banned', lol, Reddit is hopelessly gay

Why are you telling me about this? I didn't ask you incel

Please be my BF, I am now gey

That pill was fake too.

The only pill I need, is Plan B, so we don't have butt-babies

Pour one out for my fellow ranchers

Amen brother 🙏

How does this bot work?

It posts archive links and random quotes based on mods' choosing. Retards attribute this to sapience.

Maybe they coded in some kind of AI-generated “retardation variable” that exists on a scale from 0 to 1 where any comment that is sufficiently retarded, as gauged using redditor-based heuristics, will get saved and randomly selected as an accompaniment to the archive link.

r/brapbarn

Rip my favorite sub on this godforsaken website

What did I just read?

This is creepy to do to a guy, but women are naturally bi

bisexual was made up in the 90s to sell hair products

www.imgur.com/9mNtPYi.jpg

k

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

Buysexual?

Finally, a sexuality for the rest of us

[deleted]

Truth and facts

Doesn't really matter if they are, I still think they'd prefer beautiful foids to "beautiful" troids.

So is spaghetti until it's wet!

And you make me drier than a desert.

That’s a $10,000,000 prize for the gentleman at the front stating the obvious point of the joke.

Did I win

braaaaaaaaappppppp

Never forgetti

Squueze one out for my fellow farmers

[deleted]

Don’t make me cry

(((heterosexual, white tradwife)))

Stop, just stop.

heterosexual, Latino tradwife is where it's at

Banana is where it is at.

MONKE is the ultimate tedpill. I hate rightoids who make it about the blacks. Are you one of those

Me only know of of monke.

blacks are monke

Best reaction to that is "but there is no water"

is this alice from superjail

No, Alice was way more fit and in shape.

Is that Mrs. Fathead?

no

[deleted]

Real talk tho bitch on the right is fucking hot dude I’d turn her straight with my massive dick haha have her bouncing up and down like a trampoline and is suckle on her teets to make her cum even more (because I’m very good at having sex (because I do it alot)).

the one on the right has a dick

What

This is a solid 8-12 % of my collages demographic.

Could someone tell me what this sub is

It is the future of intellectual discourse.

Sneed

Gay male supremacist forum

I have used this line to genuine effect, but it's all about delivery

You have to kinda George W. Bush it & fuck up the line and make it dorky and then just switch gears after fucking it up 3 times and say "I wanna put stuff in you"

You do something like "spaghetti is dry too.. no wait hang on.. you slurp wet spaghetti.. no no no.."

You get the vibe -- oh but you do have to be like AFAB to pull this off, you also gotta have some game

All y'all transitioning, I dunno how to help

Man, Akuma has fell on hard times lately.

[deleted]

YTA

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.