Mod Roulette

75  2020-06-11 by FloggingJonna

We’re going to be trimming the fat around here and someone has to go. Most votes gets cut. If you want you can make an argument in a comment I will ban you because I hate to read. See you in 24 hours.

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Ban whatever faggot removed my last two posts

Get rid of everyone besides marx

If this happens I promise to post feet.

hot

😚😚😚

POST THE FUCKING FEET NOW OR THIS DOGGO GETS IT

This

Inshallah.

delete all mods

Deux Autonomous Zone now

DAZ RITE

I think we all know who Raz would be

You should remove the_marx and replace him with someone who's over 68 years old

How old are you bb

The man, the myth, the legend. Pushin 71 now, son. Heard you might know the law; can you draft up my will?

I'll do it.

Kids should never be allowed to be mods anyway, he's like 16

I'd vote for NMJ

nmj do you really wanna babysit a bunch of zoomers on reddit?

I'm more of a hands off moderator, this place needs chaos like a fish needs water - it'd be a good fit.

With the content on this sub and the way reddit is now, hands off moderation would lead to the sub getting banned. You also wouldn't be able to force other mods above you to be hands off.

So all I have to do is take over Reddit, nbd, Steve Huffman did it and he's got like 3 extra chromosomes.

lmao

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No im old 👴🏽

Stfu baby👶🍆

FloggingJonna

Gussy-themed name 🤢

It’s my friends mom bro

OUT OUT OUT

Don't let the rightoids vote out the_marx. You said you were trimming the fat, so I voted masterlawlz.

Rude, I know!

stupidpol poster

I post in right and left wing spaces, extremoid. Marx is genuinely funny - he generate COPE and SEETHE.

literally 0 proof of this leftoid

Not my job to edumucate you, sweaty!

Smh check yourses whyte folx privilege smh

Keep downvoting me, angry agendaposter. LMAO.

fake deuxposter calling me a agendaposter lol

downvoting

ok ledditor https://imgur.com/a/8fZPKZa

A whole screenshot? Proof of your seethe.

h-haha you pressed a button on your phone... you care so much about me haha rent freee!!!!!!!!!!!!

cope

dilate

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Our man on the inside spilling the beans. 😎

Now I definitely want marx gone.

Come out r/drama i just wanna talk

No.

This is why they’ve been segregated they don’t even know who you are. smh.

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They know who I am.

Tick. Tock.

lmao a fucking pgp on deux

Jealous?

teach me your ways tick tock on peak retardation

Well, first you huff a bunch of airplane glue, to get yourself into the mindset of an internet forum janitor

SRDines on suicide watch

Let me in.

Let me innnnnn

yikes

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Shut up auto jannie

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Woah. Thank you. #blessed

Edit : Bruh you fucking got me. Never knew r/dtama existed

It's the second third fourth fifth best drama subreddit and if there's any content, you can be sure I had absolutely nothing to do with it. 😃

Wtf is wrong with r/Drama Jannies. I’m dying due to the lack of drama. /pol/ is giving me brain cancer

Unironically they're hiding from the badmins.

Better to go out in a fit of shitposting than live like cucked trannies

/pol/ was literally a CIA psyop intended to give American citizens brain cancer. Check /pol/.

add me NOW

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based

Can u unban me, this shits not funny

We can talk about this in modmail

Pathetic

😢

Pathetic. Embrace your new home bucko.

But I love r/Drama

Its not the same anymore.. :'(

I’m not joking keep answers short.

K

Is this cuz the_marx has been overly jannying recently? He used to be baste but he’s trying way too hard rn

I wouldn’t know anything about that. I hardly pay attention tbh.

He’s been sticky posting all over the sub the past day or two so figured deuxtards were whining too much

We’ll between you and me they bitch like it’s their fucking job.

Could you say that they bitch... FOR FREE!?

They bitch for less than free. Because they can’t even swing their e dick

You swing your e dick cause you got no irl dick to swing tranny janny 🤮🤢

He's definitely doing it ironically. It's probably a good thing, too: it keeps the admins off our back a little more.

Someone's gotta come to his defense

I really think most of you fell for the bait on this. He's far from an SJW, sadly.

Marx has always been a nеггер

Remove the mod whit the lowest N word count

That would probably be lawlz: my nigga wants to grow up to become a screenplay writer, and n-words would tarnish his Academy Award for best adapted script for Ben 10 and Me when Twitter gets ahold of that racoon picture and connects the dots.

We need another adult season of ben 10 but honestly he saved the universe like 6x before the end of the series so.

Remove Marx, he refers to us Kangz as blacks or some shit

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Hahaha ban

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wtf does this mean

The tribe has spoken; you're gay.

Yikes

Fuck didnt read the title

Marx btfo

whoever you cut, replace them with me, i'm hella lean now

Nah I saw you shit talking deux in drama. Not cool.

lol that's literally not even true bro, do you even context?

the only problem i have with this sub is that the pink from the css makes the white text in reddit dark mode unreadable

Bro put me as a mod

niggas say they lean when they got a bf% in da double digits

Lol I’ve met people like this, in real life. They truly never measure up in anything they do. They can’t maintain eye contact, they don’t ever really accomplish anything, this is his only outlet because he’s too spineless, weak, and awkward to do anything else. He goes from sub to sub crying about some kind of criminal high fantasy as if anyone would ever notice him in real life. Someone’s probably bullying him as we speak lmao.

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Which jannie snappy

Every jannie

I will never post feet if you guys keep voting for the_marx, but if anyone else gets the most vote and gets cut I promise to post feet.

No, feet pics won’t cut it. Make a Brap Barn 2 and post 3 quality videos of some of your succulent braps and Marx stays. If you do not comply I will call Marx a racist and he will be removed under the cover of night. You have 12 hours to provide the braps.

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No, feet pics or nothing.

Fuck it, I’ll take the feet then

Simp

And?

Feet pics from a man

The fact that quadtardica supports T_M is all the evidence I need

Stop voting for the_marx you tards. He must stay.

Shut up

This comment is the only reason I voted for the_marx.

I voted him because he is the only one I recognize (besides lawlz) probably because he always mentions himself in his own posts.

Pretty sure lawlz shut down drama to consolidate power

Whoever's the least black

tfw you want to put the_marx to accelerate the ban but he farms seethe like daddy

I’ll take over to diversify the team with a femboy

Why is that dumb fattie lawlz even a mod?

Vote masterlawls for fucks sake

the_marx rapes goats and drinks kitten blood, so I think he's the best candidate to get iced

I love and miss you nmj

You're not so bad yourself kiddo

You can come back if you ever want. Just ask me. I’ll collar Marx. :)

I voted for the_marx but pls take my vote back bc we need a leftoid mod to not get banned

Get u/the_marx tf outta here.

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Pretentious leafs shouldn’t be modding American subs.

marx is a fed, also he be keepin us kangz down mang

Don't ban the_marx. His stickied comments help keep the admins off our back a bit.

i don't like his stickies tho

Why is /u/rsrfy missing?? 🤔🤔🤔

No but he’s far too based to be on this list

All my homies hate the_marx

Remove marx for being to overbearing and locking discussions he disagrees with.

Nooooo! I love Marx! Dont let this turn into a circlejerk! This sub is about politics AND yuri!

Whatever the hell marx is doing, he's shit at it

Whoever’s the most right-wing leaning, of course. This has always been a progressives’ sub, and it’s funny but sad watching all of the newbies think differently.

Keep whoever wants to gas the recent refugees, too - unfunniest posts I’ve ever seen.

I love democracy

Replace Marx with an actual Chad Leftoid

Then commit mass suicide

What like an ML? Or do you mean a chapo?

Either a Chapo or a Stalinist

YTA

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Shut up mayo

Oof. I let you choose between liberal sjws that can’t read Capital against a guy that made a mockery of Marxist thought and you hit me with a “both” lmao. Real talk if you think Chapos are real leftists unsub and get and library card.

shut up you mayo faggot I'm not having you whitesplain my own ideology to me

prepare to be ice picked

Go get them Kulaks bro

Chapos aren't chad. Definitely a Stalinist

some of the more schizophrenic ones are unfathomably chad

Schizoposters of all political angles are always king material

Daily Reminder that the Chapo Hill Autozone is begging for soy on the internet because they let homeless people just take all of their food.

bro i am from chapo...

You're a quasi SRDine dregg of Chapo not one of its Chad Schizoposters

I would give you names but I guarantee every one of them seppuku the sub

Based!

We already have br00ce, he needs to purge all the gamers from the sub.

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try to sticky on this one marx 😎

The person you and we want to remove is above you on the mod list? What's gonna happen here?

Funny you should ask. 3 of them are higher than me. I won’t be clicking the button

I see

Lawlz needs discipline

I’m change vote to Send Whiskey, you cant trust an American who prefers Whiskey to Bourbon

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Gay

Masterlawlz is cool

marx because he'll seethe the most, ergo creating the most drama

was that too many WORDS for you?

It was close

Oh God Allah oh fuck

I am glad br00ce isn't on the chopping block tbh, we need more gamer hate on this sub.

u/br00ce is the gold standard of mods for this sub of course he wouldn’t be in the poll.

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Ok so basically my argument is...

remove the marx and replace him with a black jew Israelite

I rolled a dice to decide who to vote for because that's the correct way to make any decision.

so if the_marx gets tossed the cover with the Reddit overlords is blown and this sub goes bye bye. Am I getting it?

just drop whoever mods the most subreddits because that shit is the biggest cringe of all

I MADE A MISTAKE I DIDNT READ I THOUGHT IT SAID VOTE FOR BEST OH NO OH NO IM SORRY MARX AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Hahahaha eat shit! I win this time :)

Mods added Sam Hyde flair and they're gonna demod marx all in one day.

Why do you leftoids even live?

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I find the Marx funny but I voted him because everyone will cope and seethe 😏