In an act of pure internet-insider narcissism, the particidunces of Reddit's largest "private" communities have very publicly, and humiliatingly nominated all of their favorite private subs for the red-headed-stepchild's version of Bestof2012^TM "Best Private Community" award.

Nevermind that the only winners of this contest are the subs that never submitted themselves in the first place, and rejoice in the fact that what's lacking in "drama" is made up for in pure unadulterated irony.