Mojo_Nixon tells imaginary story of disproprotionate revenge on loud moviegoers. Drama ensues.

He just DOES NOT know when to quit. Like the Energizer bunny he keeps on going! A lot of " comment score below threshold" in this one. A "cracking good read" as one user put it!

http://www.reddit.com/r/geek/comments/14ul3f/entire_the_hobbit_midnight_screening_let_out_an/c7h1gbq?context=7

I would break it down for you, but I'm lazy. See for yourself!