Basically, a joke comment I made on a gif subreddit gains the attention of someone who believes he knows me in real life. He also claims I've been sleeping with his friend's wife and also engage in sexual activities with 15-year-old girls.

I've never met this guy before either online or offline, and I have no idea who our "mutual friends" are supposed to be that apparently cannot stand me. He also uses the word "Freshman", which we here in the UK do not use. I'm a happily-married man living in England with a baby on the way.

However, the really confusing part is how he knows I'm 27-years-old. I honestly have no clue what to make of this. Mistaken-identity? Is there two bopoqods on the internet? What a strange thing to wake up to.