Total asshole writes article about how shitty Portland is for "single guys." - Sites that chicks are too fat, and that no one will speak to him, but it's okay because no one in the entire city has anything interesting to say anyway.

1  2013-04-08 by [deleted]

So here is the article. It's literally just a bitter ugly oldish guy whining about how all of the women in Portland don't want to suck his dick. It's hilarious.

The comment section is also well worth a read (aka everyone is either arguing, or laughing at him).

r/Portland of course took note of this, as they live there, and got really mad. So mad in fact, that they started a huge ass thread revolving around how absolutely ugly the guy is.

So there ya have it, the article for the bawwwfest lulz, the comments for the drama, and the /r/portland thread is just the icing on this bitter fugly man cake.

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