r/drama: Asshole writes article about how hard it is to live in Portland for "single guys." Cites that the women are too fat, and don't want to talk to him. The internet is laughing really hard right now (Bonus pictures of the guy, he is actually very ugly).

Asshole writes article about how hard it is to live in Portland for "single guys." Cites that the women are too fat, and don't want to talk to him. The internet is laughing really hard right now (Bonus pictures of the guy, he is actually very ugly).

27 2013-04-08 by Discord_Dancing

So here is the article. It's literally just a bitter ugly oldish guy whining about how all of the women in Portland don't want to suck his dick. It's hilarious.

The comment section is also well worth a read (aka everyone is either arguing, or laughing at him).

r/Portland of course took note of this, as they live there, and got really mad. So mad in fact, that they started a huge ass thread revolving around how absolutely ugly the guy is.

So there ya have it, the article for the bawwwfest lulz, the comments for the drama, and the /r/portland thread is just the icing on this bitter fugly man cake.

EDIT: Lmao this guy also has a "girlfriend application" that is..wow, fucking hilarious to read. Enjoy!

Asshole writes article about how hard it is to live in Portland for "single guys." Cites that the women are too fat, and don't want to talk to him. The internet is laughing really hard right now (Bonus pictures of the guy, he is actually very ugly).

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