Wessy Wings

0  2013-04-13 by [deleted]

Hi all, so, we all love drama, and we all get hungry, but sometimes we need more than popcorn, sometimes we need wessy wings. The biggest fad to hit the internet since sweet, delicious popcorn. Here's the recipe:

  • FROZEN CHICKEN WINGS, PIECED, 1-2 LBS
  • 1 STICK BUTTER(SALTED)
  • 2 CUPS FRANK RED HOT SAUCE
  • 2 TSP SALT
  • 1 TSP BLACK PEPPER

Do not let the chicken defrost. Instead stick the chicken in the microwave and defrost until it's no longer frozen. Give a few minutes than that, who cares.

From there you're gonna want to stick the butter and red hot sauce in a microwavable bowl(No reducing in a saucepan, this defeats the purpose of wessy wings). Microwave until butter stick is thoroughly melted. Fart into the bowl.

Stick the defrosted chicken wings on a cookie sheet, leaving room between each wing piece, stick in the oven at 375F and let cook for 20 minutes. Wipe your ass with your hand while it cooks and do not wash until done handling chicken and sauce.

Put the wing pieces in the sauce bowl and cover with a non-porous cover, shake bowl until wings fully doused in sauce, and then put it on your plate(preferably paper plate). Don't worry about napkins, just use your pants/shirt.

And bam, delicious wessy wings. I hope you enjoyed this recipe!

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