OH em gee 12k!! We're soups totes obviously the most famous non-rule-having internet gossip site on the internet at this time. Good Jerb!

The mods here expect our users to continue rumor mongering, lying, and ruining reputations as well as we have been doing for the last two years. Don't forget: everything posted here becomes true!.

We do have a dire message here, however.

Stop politicizing our shithole. We here at /r/drama are here to both create and perpetuate drama, and do not allow ideological morons to over-come our over-arching drama discussions.

We are here to blow things out of proportion for our own entertainment, not be kardashian-esque special eds who have life-changing opinions about feminism, or Anita Sardicksuckian. It is about drama, not whatever half-baked, or mentally ill (unless it's funny) opinion you have about black people, gays, vaginas, SRD, or SRSsucks.

This is a subreddit for enjoying yourself, not perpetuating your deletrious brain fart opinions (which no one but yourself cares about).

Stop using this subreddit as your personal opinion platform and start using it as our personal playground - as gOD intended.

fucking twits.

Love you! <3<3<3

ALSO: there is a survey. This survey is of utmost importance, as your answers to this survey will reflect absolutely nothing and you should just pick your favorite moderator. DUH.

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