Man attempts to use /r/drama as personal army, suffers emotional breakdown, turns out to, "truly love hitler in a heterosexual way"

48  2015-06-15 by IsThatJesus

The person who will just be referred to as Yellow was heavily downvoted on /r/lewronggeneration for possibly schizophrenic behavior. He referred to people who use grocery markets as, "slaves" and "SJWs".

He was then submitted to /r/subredditdrama. He went there to defend himself, where he was downvoted more. Believe it or not, we haven't hit the drama yet.

Seeing that the tide was against him in two subreddits, he tried to use /r/drama as a personal army:

http://i.imgur.com/vh5pXos.png

Alas, /r/drama mutinies against him. Mr. Big Britches refuses to understand why it's important to take a stand against the SJW supermarket slaves.

http://i.imgur.com/iB2gEyC.png

Then he enters his first real argument. This is very long, so I've highlighted the important parts.

http://i.imgur.com/eA8lsLu.png

people should be happy with being called slaves. because im not telling them that as an insult or a derogatory term, as if they are beneath me (i cannot personally help it if they take it that way). i am telling them that because they are young, able-bodied people with the strength and health to rise up be free, autonomous beings and experience life for what it truly is supposed to be. they need someone to tell them because otherwise they wont hear it from anyone.

However, the slaves fail to take it as a complement, and keep on arguing with him.

http://i.imgur.com/Ezujoti.png

At this point, Yellow has stopped using "slave" as a complement. He says things like

you are a slave and you are the problem

I thought Yellow was a troll. How could one incoherent man despise supermarkets so much? His argument with Orange seemed to confirm that he was simply stringing us along. But I had to know.

I just had to.

I checked Yellow's comment history and, to my shock, he had thousands and thousands of equally delusional comments. It was a portrait of insanity, the worst of which is showcased below:

http://i.imgur.com/j1744hY.png

edit ; i truly love hitler in a heterosexual way and cannot explain the deep feelings that are conjured up when i see and hear him talk. i think i was a nazi in a past life

Is Yellow the most committed troll that the world has ever known? Is he a broken shell of a Nazi, worn out from his long war against the supermarkets? Is he just a nine year old child, molded and corrupted by 4chan?

That's up to you, the viewer, to decide.

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