Behold SlvmL0rd! The Hero reddit deserves, and needs.

/u/SlvmL0rd's favorite activies are: discussing vidya, spamming reddit about their shit gamer bar in a shit part of Oregon, and having a God complex the likes of which are rarely seen outside of Reddit's meta community.

You see, SlvmL0rd, the ever amazing business promoter, got banned from /r/Portland, and well, this happened.

Apparently, slvml0rd spends like trillions of dollars (as he is a trillionaire) on reddit ad space, and him being banned means that he is going to call "corporate" and have them tell the admins "what is what" and have his ban lifted as they shake in their boots over the possibility of losing these trillions of dollars.

It gets better!

He then goes over to Oppression where the mods of /r/Portland make fun of him, because who can't at this point?

He of course baleeted his comments. Thank god for unedit! Here he is discussing how he is on the phone with "corporate" discussing how influential he is and how he is going to make Reddit his bitch because he got banned for being a douchebag.

Funnily enough Go1dfish (of "being totally fucking insane" fame) asks him to donate some of his trillions of dollars to his gofundme to buy Ellen Pao a thousand years worth of Reddit Gold^TM. Of course this never happens, as SlvmL0rd is not as giving a god as he is a feared one!

While all of this is going on, SlvmL0rd continues in mod mail, about how he is going to have the ban lifted, and the /r/portland mods removed because it pleases him and he has that much pull. Being a trillionaire who controls all of corporate America, I am sure this will happen as his grasp has no end!

Sadly, the tale of SlvmL0rd's mental breakdown ends with a simple "I am going to have you replaced and I WILL GET YOU!!!"

A final Bye Felicia is uttered, and thus it came to a close...for now.