Well-endowed redditor describes how he caught a baseball and won the game with great agility. Jealous redditors are incredulous because they've never caught or won anything before. They post to r/ThatHappened to continue mocking and downvoting, projecting their own shame.
0 2015-08-19 by BillyTheBaller1996
Original Post:
http://www.reddit.com/r/UnexpectedThugLife/comments/3hdwst/gorillas_aint_shit/cu6u8p5?context=3
/r/ThatHappened post:
http://www.reddit.com/r/thatHappened/comments/3hgpxn/guy_is_in_1_and_would_never_flinch/
OP responds throughout, but is met only with impotent downvotes and irrational disbelief.
Bonus: A user suggests that Santa Claus cannot be a woman:
http://www.reddit.com/r/UnexpectedThugLife/comments/3hdwst/gorillas_aint_shit/cu7xz1k?context=3
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