Here's way too much background:

Kim Davis is a breddy cool four time divorcee who doesn't afraid of anyqueer.

Pope Francis Skywalker personally threw Papal Palpatine into a reactor shaft of early retirement and quickly became about as close to actual Hippie Jesus as one could hope for from a Pope. All the non-Catholics think he is totes the best Pope ever, because maybe someday never they might actually like the Vatican. Top Cuck, actual Catholics.

BUT apparently Skywalker met with Davis and suddenly the anti-papists gays found their hate boner renewed. Pope must now literally metaphorically kiss gay feet. Or else!

Just as President Kennedy had almost stopped spinning in Hell, too.

Enter the Vatican PR office. "No, Davis does not represent the ideal of a conscientious objector," The Guardian reports.

The commenters are not impressed. Is the Vatican it's own country? Is Pope Palpatine still pulling strings? Can I haz eucharist burger? User lites33d1 pulls a Godwin while user andybbn proclaims "I find her lack of faith being fired disturbing confusing." Me too, andy.

If you like reading angry comments like I do, check out the whole comment section. The Guardian always delivers.

Plot twist! Pope goes full degenerate, kisses gay feet kisses gay guy is a breddy cool Pope who doesn't afraid of bigots.