You all know /u/MelvillesMopeyDick, right? He's a stay at home dad who likes musical theater and found it hurtful that others thought that made him a RumpyStuffin'. But feminism saved his soul and smoothed over the pain of being a kept man, so he absolutely can not stand! when an SRD discussion leads to discussion of an advocacy group for men. He engages the others with a tenacity, hostility and deliberate obtuseness that even /u/thesilvertongue has to yield the floor.

A mod of /r/ MensLib offers a sub to explore. No, these men are MRA scum.

Here he browbeats Reek to come up with a neglected men's issue. "Homelessness', Reek replies "And feminists don't help homeless people? Guess I should stop volunteering at my local homeless shelter then. Tbh, it sounds like you're more interested in taking a shit on feminism." Reek replies " Well, first, I was homeless for a year. I know other homeless people. I have housed homeless people myself. Please don't try to tell me that I don't care about the experience of the homeless. You don't know me. You don't know what my history or my priorities are. I'm not shitting on feminism. I am a feminist."

At this point /u/MellvillesMopeyDick becomes hungry as bites Reek's cock off, because Game of Thrones.

Here's a Fruedian slip "Why the fuck does there need to be an equally funded movement for men? The issues are not equal. Seriously, does everything need to be about you 100% of the time? Do we need an equally funded straight people group in order to protest for gay rights?"

"Where did they mention anything about funding? They were simply talking about raising awareness." /u/ZippityZoppity replies, putting his hand over his wallet and backing up slowly.

/u/Kandierter_Holzapfel suggests that the term "toxic masculinity" can seem hostile, and a gentler definition should be considered to avoid men getting defensive and closing off. Melvydick: "They are unworthy, weak and misogynists who can't google a word. They would add nothing."

Add a couple of no context non sequiters

And finish off with a blizzare and incoherent argument that heavily suggests /u/MelvillesMopeyDick cannot help but shitpost even while arguing in earnest.

Later on, at home, he'll cry softly as his child sleeps, sitting in his living room while Miss Saigon plays in the background. There he will drink Merlot from his toddlers sippy cup, get shitfaced drunk and pass out, burning dinner in the oven. When Ms. Melville gets home, she'll berate him verbally, and then physically beat him. "Stop drinking my wine and listening to that shit tier music. I didn't marry a faggot!"

It's no more than he deserves.