First of all, let me preface this by saying fuck you, reader of this thread.

Fuck Les Miles. Fuck LSU. Fuck Alabama. Fuck Arkansas. Fuck Nick Saban. Fuck that fat ass bert. Fuck Tom Ritter. Fuck Peveto. Fuck Chavis. Fuck Steele. Fuck tigerdroppings. Fuck the SECrant and their nonstop trolling. But most importantly fuck me for expecting any different. Fuck Ole Miss for the gaping crater they are about to leave in our behinds. Fuck A&M for inevitably getting our hopes up when we dick stomp them and then fuck whoever we face in our shitty irrelevant florida bowl for bringing it all back down on top of this soft as baby shit team.

I'm more pissed about a fucking game played by kids younger than me than I am about a fucking terrorist attack.

Have a nice saturday night, you fucking loser who is reading this right now.