I would like to extend an apology to /u/jewdank. I don't think I've ever been so unkind to anybody in my entire life either irl or online, aside from maybe /u/Gaylubeoil and some other well-deserving simps along that vein. I didn't mean to drag you into a day-long catfight and had genuinely posted in the original thread to start some lighthearted-but-somewhat-genuine banter. I was a complete cunt to you, and you did nothing to me to deserve that. As such, I am sorry.