You're all fucking dumb. But so was every shitty blog, forum, and "newspaper" that thought they could write about Star Wars without shaming themselves for eternity with their revolting opinions that are of absolutely no consequence at all. I'm not very eloquent today but rest assured this is the correct analysis. The TL;DR comes first though. It was fun and fucking sweet, and you're lying to yourself, in front of God and country if you pretend to think otherwise.

1. It was a feminist triumph/propaganda because Rey

No.

2. Finn was designed by Jew Jew Abrams to cuck nerds

No. Finn worshipped Poe and was scared shitless most of the time. He made one corny "Droid please" joke but spoke zero Ebonics and is a classier guy than your Dad. Nigger defected from the baddies, lied about knowing what he was doing to get to Starkiker base to save Rey out of camaraderie and stabbed a Stormtrooper in the Solar Plexus like he was a true Solo. Plus he got to fight that other one with the energy baton, which was something I always wanted to see ever since I tried to think up stories with lightsabers that aren't lightsabers. Of course Star Wars had to claim that too. Fuck Star Wars Star Wars is cool, fuck you, me!

Anyway, Finn was a total bro to Rey, Poe, and BB. He even patched up an angry wounded Chewie. Beaten up for trying to help an animalistic hairy ape thing. Let that imagery seep in. Black man's burden. smh. Jew Jew Abrams is racist as fuck.

Whenever Finn went to aid Rey he was in it as a brother in arms and a friend, which was pretty deep if you think about the fact that he's a traitor. He also talked smack to Brienne of Tarth who was not in that suit because she was shorter than everyone. That dyke is a fucking Amazon. In any case he was in it out of loyalty and friendship, and according to movie (and real life) law he earned some pussy. White pussy in this case. We'll see if the story goes that way but I hope Boyega breeds w/ Daisy Ridley irl because he's a classy guy that will make a great dad. Ridley seems a bit posh too and could use a grounding influence in her life, tut tut your Majesty doodly doo.

Also that was bad ass when Kylo said "Traitor!" to him. It was a great moment for both characters and also a white man got to beat him down. I know it's the current year and I love him and all but let's not go crazy. When it's the current year + four and he's Lando's son inheriting a reclaimed Bespin his pimping will be com-plete.

3. muh EU

Get fukt. I loved Admiral Thrawn too but seeing shit you already read turned into a movie is never as cool as new stuff, even if it's a good portion rehash. You know you'd bitch much louder and longer about how they fucked up Thrawn and those fucking retarded Force plants. Jesus if anything could be worse than Force microbes in the bloodstream it's fucking hydroponic bays filled with Force plants. You embarrass both me and yourselves. Timothy Zahn died years ago anyway. RIP in fertilizer for Force plants, Tim.

4. Mary Sue/Kylo Ren is too weak vomitous garbage "argument"

Alright. Rey has a few Mary Sue traits, but it is very few. Like a 10:90 ratio. I suppose first "What is a Mary Sue?" Must be addressed, but no I say fuck that semantic excrement that TV tropes made up. I'll just tell you:

A Mary Sue is a self insert. It doesn't have to mean "Super powerful, overcomes all obstacles with ease." In girl books a lot of times the Mary Sue is passive as fuck. In fact, it has much more to do with a lack of defining characteristics to make the self insert a one size fits all for any audience member. This is a lot harder to do on screen than in a book, but it still can be achieved. Rey fits in that she's a bratty, template generated Skywalker. But that's about it.

Everything she pulls off is from a surge of the force, with the exception of fixing up the Millennium Falcon better than even Han (She's a tech scavenger and Han is seventy fucking three and, although still sharp, not that damn sharp that a plucky kid couldn't surprise him.) Natural pilot? Skywalker trademark. Also she crashed into a bunch of crap getting started, then got immediately caught in a tractor beam once they're in space proper...

I wrote a bunch of more shit but it fucking deleted my autistic rant. Basically Rey>Kylo because she's the incest daughter of Luke and Leia, full blooded Skywalker vs Solo/Skywalker. It's a running Star Wars theme and adds to Luke's self imposed exile and shame. He gave in to forbidden desires that celibate Jedi cannot have. It'll be a ramped up shocking shameful family secret revealed in VIII to mirror the one in Empire, and ramp up adversarial you and sexual tension. Instead of ruling the Galaxy as father and son, it will be as sibling King and Queen, breeding Skywalker genes for a dynasty of mongoloid younglings. JJ put it in for maximum Jewish pop culture degeneracy, to be revealed in the next movie while another director takes the heat. See Disney tween pop stars and Back to the Future if you doubt this could fit into a family movie.

One more thing: Kylo was fucked up in that last duel because of the...

fucking soul exterminating patricide he just committed you autists!

Now go hug your dad. That is if you didn't push him down a staircase recently.