Holding true to their reputations as being generous and kind people, /r/4chan decided to hold a contest that if a person submitted a mod application with legitimate proof that they had cancer, they could be a mod with full permissions for 24 hours. In the end the winner was /u/jackeledaman, and as per contest rules, he was given the keys to the retarded castle and allowed to do pretty much whatever he wanted as long as it wasn't CP. It was implied that he was allowed, or rather expected to, fuck up everything in the sub to as much as possible.

How did he do? He not only cleared the bar, but escaped the Earth's orbit. The very first thing he did was organize a brigade on /r/SandersForPresident. He also did an amazing 1000+ moderator actions which included un-banning every banned user, flair settings, and removing Admin comments in only several hours. This is pretty remarkable since the rest of the mod team does less over the span of several months.

As you can see in the following picture, known buzz-killer and all around cockface /u/Sporkicide was not pleased and sent a message through modmail to tell jackeledaman to knock it off or else he'd be permabanned.

The response from the mod team? Go fuck yourself and watch one of us masturbate.