We here at /r/drama would like to give a presidential welcome to our newest moderator /u/xNotch!

Notch is famous for creating Minecraft, being way more rich than you, and creating lots of delicious internet drama.

Oh, and he has a wall of candy. Do you have a wall of candy? I didn't fucking think so.

^{Disclaimer: No one here actually moderates anything...yadda yadda yadda. This is the best subreddit ever created, blah blah blah.}

So roll out the red carpet and bow down to your newest modhitler!