Hello supporters of future emperor Donald Joanna Trump. I've noticed an influx of you wonderful white, cishet young men today and I just wanted to be the first to say: "Welcome to /r/Drama!" There is a new poster orientation in the common room at 5:30 followed by the customary deep dicking from /r/thatonewhitegirl. For now though I just wanted to point out a few important things:

1) Please shitpost and downvote in threads here more- it's an essential part of the /r/Drama ecosystem.

2) Always downvote /u/BestofOutrageCulture. Don't ask why, just do it.

3) Be funny.

4) Trump has small hands. Just deal with it and move on.

5) /u/KhristKannon is a Mexican- I think you know what to do.

6) /r/Drama has officially endorsed Jill Stein for president. Please be respectful and do not try and convert people to vote for the Donald.

7) Cuckoldry is a natural and essential part of any white, heterosexual relationship. Remember that, as white men, we cannot physically satisfy our women with our pathetic, tiny penii. It is our duty as loving boyfriends and husbands to breed our girlfriends and wives with virile black bucks.

8) /u/Assy-McGee has shit taste in waifus.

9) /u/snallygaster is mine. Seriously bro, back off.

Enjoy your stay!