There is one born every minute as Japancirclejerk finds a new weeaboo Japanologist to hump as a sextoy.

15  2016-04-02 by miraoister

Our story begins in /r/japantravel, a young traveller by the name of /u/gloveup asked a humble question on microgressions which sadly, alas we all face day to day in Japan. Oh the pain of it all!

Then a champion of the weeaboo /u/vanishinglex stepped into educate the young on how to behave in japan. Apparently you should pronounce words properly, or people may think you are bad.

As from your post history, you are an American, these are the most common social fuckups I regularly see Americans committing in Japan in my year living in Tokyo as a Brit

is just a small sample of his long leafy tome of advice on how to behave in Japan.

From this point the gloves were off, soon /u/vanishinglex had to defend himself from JCJ blows on allsides, it was like the rape scene from Snow White and Seven Dwarfs.

Eventually /u/vanishinglex crawelled out of his downvote smouldering crater and preceeded to launch an offence, firstly he edited his post in block capitals.

a chaotic pit of sad losers who just want to feel better about their (often longer term) bad life choices and inability to feel good about themselves unless they try and feel better by making really weak attacks on anyone just to prop their own egos up

What lies, what terrible lies!

The back and forth continued for some time then brave Sir /u/vanishinglex decided to charge like Tom Cruise the last Samurai into Fortress JCJ... declaring himself...

subject of jerking here

then continues...

I deliberately presented an extreme caricature here with the aim of when the op aims for this and inevitably does not reach it, they will actually end up somewhere in the middle of the scale closer to less abrasive than they currently probably are behaving, and closer than the likely minor change of just presenting a simplistic "be less of a douche" or a complex fuller explanation.

which... means nothing.

eventually judge nazicumfarts delievered the final blow stating his love of long books which have been provided for free thanks to vanishinglex

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