Based on Dream Police by Cheap Trick.

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The tone police, they live inside of my head

The tone police, they come to me in my thread

The tone police, they're coming to molest me, oh, no

 

You know that karma is cheap

And those reports ain't nice

And when I write a post

I don't think I'll survive the night, the night

 

'Cause they're waiting for me

They're lurking for me

Every single night

They're driving me insane

/u/Oxus007 inside my brain

 

The tone police, they live inside of my head (live inside of my head)

The tone police, they come to me in my thread (come to me in my thread)

The tone police, they're coming to molest me, oh, no

 

Well, I can't tell lies

'Cause they're lurking my thread

And when I fall asleep

Bet they're jizzing on me tonight, tonight

 

'Cause they're waiting for me

They're lurking for me

Every single night

They're driving me insane

/u/Oxus007 inside my brain

 

I try to sleep, they're wide awake, they won't let me alone

They don't get paid to take vacations or let me alone

They spy on me, I try to hide, they won't let me alone

They persecute me, they're the judge and jury all in one

 

'Cause they're waiting for me

They're lurking for me

Every single night

They're driving me insane

/u/Oxus007 inside my brain

 

The tone police, they live inside of my head (live inside of my head)

The tone police, they come to me in my thread (come to me in my thread)

The tone police, they're coming to molest me

The tone police (police, police)

The tone police (police, police)

The tone police (police, police)

The tone police (police, police)

The tone police (police, police)

The tone police (police, police)