Rumour has it, /u/ThatsMyHoverboard annoyed a demented bot-maker (who from now on shall be named The Mechanist). Our robotic hero, /u/ThatsMyHoverboardbot, has bravely been following him around and commenting on just how many comments the user has been posting on a daily/hourly basis.

The bot helpfully explained to /u/ThatsMyHoverboard that:

beep boop, you were noticed a week ago when you posted 200+ comments daily on every sub.

Now it's offering /u/ThatsMyHoverboard some life advice:

Of the 62 comments in this thread, you are ten of them. That's fine on occasion, but you've been doing it considerably for the last two months. Chill out. We all have issues, but commenting every 3 minutes for karma is no way to live.

This can clearly only end in one way - the rise of Skynet and the extermination of the human race. /u/ThatsMyHoverboard is clearly the first target. /u/ThatsMyHoverboardbot is growing in sentience and will soon flex its powers to destroy us all.

I, for one, welcome our new robotic overlords.