A modern day degenerate

Meme, meme dank

Today's /u/ComedicSans

Meme, meme wank

Though his ass is not for rent

Don't put him down for his accent

His reserve, a hole in a fence

Sucking dick for 50 cents

The cumshot!

What you say about his company

Is what you say about society

Catch the wrist, catch the sniff

Catch the sheep-play, catch the whift

The wool is, the wool is

Love and wife are sheep

Maybe as his thighs are wide

Today's /u/ComedicSans

He eats pie with you

Keep space he has AIDs

He will cry on you

No his ass is not for rent

Too many rods his caverns bent

Always hopeful, for 50 cent

He knows ages aren't non-consent

But ages are

What you say about his company

Is what you say about society

Catch the stiffness, catch the stiff

Catch the spirit, catch the spit

The wool is, the wool is

Love and wife are sheep

Maybe as his sighs are cried

Exit the carrier

Today's /u/ComedicSans

He eats pie with you

And the fluids you trade

He gets right on you the affliction of the gay