Teen pedo nazis click here lol

7  2016-09-27 by [deleted]

You're welcome! I'm guessing as a teen /r/drama shit-stirrer that you're actually fishing for something fun you can scamper back there with, so I'll say that I hope Drinky McTopShelf's hurt fee-fees have recovered after handing BOOC over to teen top mind mod \u\suppergiblet. He'd blubbered into his Premium Bourbon™ that it was because everyone was being mean to him for being a drivel-posting, self-hating South Park Centrist and Log Cabin Repugnican, but then \u\soupgauntlet scolded ME for being the big meanie who drove him to his hanky-clutching dramatic exit (and for somehow forcing \u\slippergasket to change the sidebar links to point to gore porn; he's one edgy li'l /pol troll!). I guess histrionic hypersensitivity is what you get when you mix your crippling insecurity, your modding, and your mash. Poor li'l fella. Hope he's feeling better and staying hydrated! Lol.

Bonus fun fact: the first time I ever encountered /u/celocanth13, I remarked on the misspelling of the fish in his name as I'd been obsessed with the "living fossil" as a kid. The response to this comment was very chilly, and I fear that I chapped his ass permanently. It was only later that I realized that he must have been too loaded to do a spell check when he created the account. Poor kid. To paraphrase Dean Wermer: "Conservative, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

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