The situation with Onision and his wife has escalated

133  2016-09-30 by a_jill_sandwich

So a couple of days ago, /u/snallygaster linked some drama relating to YouTube "celebrity" Onision and his wife LaineyBot. The situation has gotten more dramatic.

Now, I know a few of the comments were "who the fuck are these people". The tl;dr of it is that Onision is a 30 year old man - who makes videos where he tries to be offensive but sounds like a 12 year old - with a penchant for relationships with teenage girls. I won't go into his previous relationships, because that's a whole rabbithole of it's own. His current wife (for now) Lainey is 21, and they've been together almost 5 years, so obviously she was pretty young when they got together.

Anyway, as far as I can follow, Lainey is bi. I believe she's also agender, but with all this other shit going on I can barely follow any of that stuff. Anyway, almost a year ago Lainey allegedly decided she wanted a girlfriend. Some 18 year old chick called Billie entered the relationship. Check out this fucking awkwardness.

Fast forward like 6 weeks, and BAM (if you can't be bothered to watch, basically it's Onision explaining that he had cuddled with his wife's girlfriend and received a full body massage even though his wife wasn't cool with it - keep in mind that these last two videos were posted to his "Onision" comedy channel.

So that all happened at the beginning of this year, Billie was booted out of the picture and shortly after all seemed fine again between Onision and Lainey. Just two months ago, Lainey uploaded a video in which she refers to their marriage counsellor as a "fucking idiot" and they come to the conclusion that they can manage their marital issues themselves without a professional because, you know, that's worked so well so far.

And now we hit this week. Billie has been back for a few months apparently, but the shit has hit the fan. No one seems to know what's been going on, but Lainey's tweets kinda implied she'd been dumped for Billie (or that she feels she's being put aside). Unfortunately she has deleted her Twitter now, and before that all parties had apparently deleted all "dramatic tweets" but OnisionDrama has your back for all your screencap drama needs.

In the midst of this, Onision uploaded a video where Billie is seen giving him the puppy eyes and snuggling into him which further set Lainey off.

He has also today uploaded a video explaining his side in which he admits that they've been having threesomes and he has admitted he loves Billie, but all the blame is placed firmly on his wife's shoulders for treating them both like shit, and being totally irrational and dramatic (this was uploaded to his "OnisionSpeaks" channel which is his more "serious" stuff apparently).

Note that they have a 2 (almost 3 I guess) year old child wandering around the house whilst all this is going on, probably having to pick berries in the backyard for survival. Lainey is also pregnant right now.

So yeah, the upshot is that Lainey has been tweeting everyone back (before she deleted her account) saying she's co-dependent on him, and has apparently apologised to Onision and Billie for her behaviour. Predictions on how soon they'll be back in videos together below please.

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