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Ding dong!

lilpoundcake's eyes raced up from her laptop. Is this it? she wondered. She got up from her living room beanbag chair and hurried over to the door. When she opened the door, she saw who it was and cracked a soft smile.

"Cool, you're here. Let's get down to business before he comes back".

/u/SirGallantLionheart nodded. "Yeah, fucking stupid kraut. Doesn't even know that he's being cucked by his worst nightmare." LPC giggled.

"Yeah, sometimes /u/kaalaaaa 's autism is too much for me to hndle. I married him just for the money."

"You fucking golddigger"

"That's me. A golddigger bitch. Every golddigger bitch needs a strong black bull whenever her husband's not around".

Lionheart took of his jacket and closed the door. He gently pushed LPC into the wall and they started making out.His large dark hand softly stroked her long straight golden hair mid-kiss, then it moved down to her rack, and it was shortly joined by his other hand. He gazed at LPC's body. She looked stunning in her black low cut top and pale green skirt. How did I pull this off? He stopped kissing her and felt her up. She was going commando underneath her skirt. He took off her top, then took off his jeans. As he stood there in his boxers, he told her,"you know what this means. Fucking suck it, bitch".

She gleefuly got down on her knees and took his 9 inch monster cock out of the hole in his boxers.She gazed up at him as she held his cock and licked around the head. Then she took all of him in her mouth. Before long, she was deepthroating him. "How does it fucking feel, bitch? Can't resist some big black cock, huh?" She was loving every second of it, although midway her gag reflex started to act up. She paused for a few seconds, then took all of him in again. He came in her mouth and she swallowed. Lionheart grabbed her hair and effortlessly spun her around using it. She exclaimed, "I'm feeling like a naughty bitch today!".

"Yeah? Well I'm gonna fuck you like an animal."

LPC took off her skirt, got on to the bed, and got on her hands and knees. Lionheart took off his boxers and positioned one hand on LPC's. back and slowly guided one finger of the other hand into LPC's soaking wet pussy.

"Damn, that's a nice twat, baby."

"And it's all your's", she giggled.

He used his hand to have a feel around her vagina, then took it out and placed it on her back. He guided his rock solid dick halfway into her pussy. "What's it like having me inside you?" She adjusted her stance and replied " It' feels like heaven". Without warning, he began rapidly shagging her from behind. Slap slap slap slap slap, his balls collided with her taint every penetration. He began slapping her ass as he fucked her and she moaned in both pain and pleasure. "/u/kaalaaaa doesn't fuck you like this, does he?" Lionheart asked. "No.he doesn't....satisfy me...at all" she said between gasps.

As he continued to mercilessly pound her pussy, Lionheart was deep in thought.Damn, she has a rocking body. It just screams "Reproduce". Wait, reproduce? The fuck, I'm just in it for the pussy. Oh the other hand.....it would be nice to cuck kaalaaa and give him a mixed race son. Yeah, I'm gotta show who's boss one way or the other. I gotta dominate this bitch and her loser husband.

He heard cries of "FUCK ME, FUCK ME, OH YEAH BABY" and he came back to reality. It wasn't for long though, and soon he drifted off into thought once again.Man, these Eastern European bitches are the biggest whores ever. They were in a civil war and they still couldn't get enough NATO dick. He exited her pussy as she let out a queef.

"I'm gonna pound your little cake, you dirty bitch".

She smiled, she knew what was coming. "Oh yeah, I want your cock in and around my little cake".

She spread her butt cheeks out and moaned as she effortlessly took all of his cock inside her asshole. As he started anal fucking her, he grabbed her long blonde hair and yelled, "I want you to say'Fuck me where I shit'". She obidiently yelped "FUCK ME WHERE I SHIT!" Damn, Lionheart thought to himself as he fucked her ass. Man, she was born to be fucked. She's a natural slut. Just fucking look at how loose her asshole is

He slowly took his cock out of her ass and told her,"I want you to get a taste of your own shit". LPC's smile disappeared. "Ass-to-mouth?" she quivered. "Yeah, bitch. You know you want it." She took hold of his shit-covered dick and licked it clean, then started deepthroating him again.

Suddenly, the two of them heard the sound of a key turning, and both of them looked at the door, scared shitless. They had taken too long. /u/kaalaaaa walked in. "Hi honey, I'm home. Are you......WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?" he screamed in horror, as he gazed at his wife sucking off an all too familiar big black man. "LILPOUNDCAKE, i FUCKING TOLD YOU NEVER TO SLEEP WITH HIM AGAIN!"

"Too late, cuck", Lionheart laughed. "That's what you get for not satisfying your woman. She told me how small your lil' weenie was."

This was too much for kaalaaaa to bear, and he took out a Glock 9mm from a cabinet.

BANG!

Lionheart dropped lifelessly to the floor. As LPC watched in horror, she saw a bullet hole in the middle of the forehead.

"I'm not fucking done with you, bitch", kaalaaa said, in a sinister tone so soft it was almost a whisper. He walked over to her. She lowered herself to the ground and crabwalked backwards. "Honey, we can talk about this. I'll explain. Baby, please. Bab..."

BANG

She looked down in horror and saw the red wound on her stomach, and the pain hit her like a brick. She gasped in pain."Oh my God! You shot me" she yelped.

"I'm going to be the last man to cum in you". Kaalaaaa took off his pants to reveal a pathetic 4 inch dick. He was already hard from shooting her, so he got on top of her and started fucking her bloody twat in missionary position. This was a sensory overload for the slutty Serbian, she moaned in sexual pleasure knowing that this was going to be her last time having sex, but also moaned in both physical and mental pain, from both the bullet and from knowing that she was going to die. He played with her boobs as he penetrated her, and then whispered, "I'm gonna cum, this is it.". She wrapped her toned legs around him and he went in for a long passionate kiss. They came together.

BANG!

The bullet went straight through her heart and she collapsed. kaalaaa shook at the sight of her dead body and weakly plopped into a chair, trying to cope with what he had just done. Soon, there was a large THUMP THUMP THUMP on the door.

"OPEN UP! OPEN UP OR WE WILL SHOOT*

The door was kicked open. It was /u/MasterLalwz , wielding a pistol, dressed in his usual police uniform.

Lalwz shouted into his walkie talkie."This is Officer Lawlz! I've cornered the suspect.....wait shit, he's white." I'm just in it to kill niggers he thought to himself, before he glanced at Lionheart's dead body. Oh fuck, the nigger is already dead.

Lawlz heard a noise from the other side of the room. Oh shit, he's reaching for a gun

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

The once mighty kaalaaaa dropped to the floor. Lawlz shuffled over to the crime scene, where his eyes fell open the beautiful lifeless maiden. Man, this is the chick I used to mod /r/drama with. Fuck she's dead now. Always had a thing for her. Lawlz started unzipping his pants. Wait, what the fuck am I doing? Am I really doing this?

Oh well. What a waste of perfectly good ass Lawlz hesitated, then took off his boxers and started jacking off. He jizzed all over LPC's naked dead body. He then propped LPC's corpse against a chair and started fucking her cold, lifelsss pussy.

This is it, folks. If you are still reading this, you have been jacking off. Jacking off to a murder erotica starring a black bull, a Serbian whore, an autistic German, and MasterLawlz. You should be ashamed of yourself. Seriously.

TL;DR: kaalaaaa is a socially inept nerdy German cuck who made it big some way or the other. Lpc is kaalaaaa's trophy wife, a fit blonde Serbian who loves rough sex and is naturally slutty and promiscuous. . Lionheart is a tall strong Jamaican and Lpc's secret lover. The story begins when Lionheart shows up to cuck kaalaaaa.

They make out, she deepthroats him. After foreplay, she gets a rough fucking in doggystyle position. As he fucks her he thinks about how she's just fucking taking it, and it drifts off into stuff about politics, history, and race.

They move on to anal.FUCK ME WHERE I SHIT! yada yada yada. She does atm and sucks his dick clean.

Then kaalaaaa shows up. Kills Lionheart on the spot. Shoots Lpc then fucks her. I want to be the last man to cum in you, yada yada yada. Cums in her and shoots her dead.

Then comes along Officer Masterlawlz. A tussle ensures and kaalaaa gets shot dead. He jacks off over Lpc's corpse, then fucks it.