In which former lolcow.farm admin drops a HUGE bombshell and reveals the identity of one of the website's most prolific shitposters.

72  2016-10-07 by snallygaster

As you may or may not know, lolcow.farm is a female-oriented website dedicated to following trainwrecks from across the internet (though mostly places like youtube and /cgl/). Due to the nature of the content, lolcow attracts many personalities that are so deranged that they've managed to come become prolific in spite of the strict enforcement of anonymity (to the point where personal blogging is benned). These people are usually given nicknames, and their quirks range from anything from obsessive racism to making 10,000 angry shitposts to bragging about a 32' waist.

One such shitposter is endearingly called Sperg-chan. Sperg-chan was known for spamming paragraphs of text in the threads dedicated to internet famous weeb Taylor R (thread 2, thread 3, etc). Of particular interest to Sperg-chan was Taylor's alleged imitation of Dakota Ostrenga, a girl who rose to fame by photoshopping herself deep into the Uncanny Valley. Sperg-chan frequently posted about them both in other threads as well, leading others to ask her to fuck off whenever the need would arise.

Today there was a 'town hall' for lolcow, and the former admin of the website, having done some clever investigating, dropped a huge bombshell on the livechat: Sperg-chan is none other than Kiki Kannibal!

To refresh your memory, Kiki Kannibal is a former scene queen whose drama-causing tendencies caused her to skyrocket to infamy during the peak of Myspace and Stickam before plunging back into obscurity and general patheticness. Farmers were wondering where she had gone off to, as she had become silent on social media after failing to make it in Japan. Some optimistically believed that she was taking a break from the internet. Instead, it looks like all of that time was poured into obsessively shitposting about a 28-year-old weeb on a tiny e-gossip imageboard. How the mighty have fallen.

The true extent of the shitposting and her particular posts have yet to be revealed, but those details may become more clear in the future. Stay tuned!

edit: forgot to mention- a few months ago there was a night where virtually every thread on lolcow was flooded with spam containing gore pictures coupled with bizarre rants in ALL CAPS about Taylor's body parts. While it hasn't been confirmed that the culprit is Keeks or someone else in the Ostrenga household, she's the only one with a Taylor obsession...

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