OK, I have to be sure. I feel like (almost) all the people I'm talking to right now are probably retarded. Following the rule

"If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."

I started to suspect it is in fact me who is retarded. So I decided to ask real experts on autism (/r/Drama users).

I'm talking about these conversations:

1. This long and wide thread
2. This short thread

Your insights?