Dumb teenager accidentally gets his entire family high, his sister subsequently has a panic attack, calls for an ambulance, gets his uncle arrested, and is himself thrown out.
123 2016-10-28 by Zachums
The TL;DR is that a dumbass teenager, who lives at home, stores his cannibutter in the communal fridge. His mom is making dinner, runs out of normal butter, and grabs his "vegan" butter to make chicken. Cue entire family beings balls-to-the-wall high. Mom is freaking out, Dad and uncle are chilling, sister is in her room (where it's suspected by other users that she's masturbating lol).
Turns out his sister was in her room freaking out, and not actually masturbating. EMTs rush to the house, OP's uncle takes the fall because he actually had a small amount of weed on his person, and OP's parents find out what actually happened in the end. Disappointed, they throw him onto the street.
Here OP made a TIFU post about the ordeal.
Now normally I'd call troll if it was a throwaway account, but as you can see from his post history, he doesn't seem to give a shit and apparently has a thing for girls with neon hair. Teenager confirmed.
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