Trump Reactions - Channel Awesome Edition

45  2016-11-10 by a_jill_sandwich

So some of you might know or remember Channel Awesome, which used to be a collection of mildly amusing internet "celebrities" but is now a cesspit of 35 year olds struggling to stay relevant and pay their rent by making videos, begging on Patreon and having no other job. You know - that Nostalgia Critic guy? Yeah, his website.

Anyway, they're all a bunch of snowflakes and they are reacting to the news of The Trumpette getting the job about as well as expected.

Current Losers

Doug - aka Nostalgia Critic - Something vaguely autistic, I don't really know what he's on about.

Brad - aka The Cinema Snob - Pretty much just using it as a plug for his piece of shit film he's making

Lewis - aka Linkara - Just kinda pussied out and said he's stepping away from the computer and not arguing with anyone

Chris Stuckmann - aka, uh, Chris Stuckmann - Dared to make a joke tweet, and now people are angry at him for being a white man

Joe - aka the one who is probably worried about being deported now - Urging people to stay in the country and FIGHT rather than threatening to leave, later gets told he can't have an opinion because he plays vidya.

Castoffs

Lindsay - aka Nostalgia Chick - Something something suicide prevention.

Alison - aka who the fuck knows - IF YOU SUPPORT TRUMP YOU SUPPORT A RAPIST. Later said she's a straight whitey in a straight whitey relationship and she's crying. Interestingly, her Canadian Green Card boyfriend has remained silent about it all.

Noah - aka that guy who got fired for making a rape joke - He's just totally disgusted at all of you who made joke votes.

Jacob (Hope) - Formally known as a woman, but even before that was known as one of the attractive (cough) members of the crew. Is a white male, is attracted to white males, loathes white males - that must be very confusing.

Look, that's as much as I can stand from these fucking people right now. If you see more, just stick it in the comments okay?

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