"Yeah, baby! Harder! Harder! OHMYGAWDDDDDD"

/u/masterlawlz had finally done it. By impressing her with his neverending shitposts, he had finally convinced /u/mircabre to pity fuck him. She had insisted doing the deed in a dark, desolate alleyway, without any Peeping Toms in sight.

And here he was, pounding her mercilessly from behind, slapping her big bouncy booty as she moaned.After she came, she took a deep breath, flipped her long legs around, and stood up.

"I'm not done yet".

"What?" the ecstatic /u/MasterLawlz inquired. "You want to suck me off or something?"

"Nah. I have some...kinkier things in mind." She reached into her handbag, and after he saw what she pulled out, he froze in horror.

Oh god. I knew she was into cutting and shit but I didn't expect her to do it on me. Oh god, oh fucking god please help me. Lawlz weakly muttered "please, now's not the time". but she pretended not to hear him as she lunged towards him, box cutter in hand. Lawlz swiftly dodged the blade and started running around, screaming "HELP! RAPE! FIRE!"

Suddenly, a strange creature jumped out of the bushes. As Lawlz got a closer look, he found that it wasn't just a creature, it was a man wearing a wolf furshuit. It was Lawlz's idol, /u/yiannopoulos_m "WHO DARES TO VIOLATE MY WAIFU! YOU SLUT, HOW DARE YOU!" The furry brandished a katana out of nowhere and swiftly sliced it through /u/mircabre's neck.

Lawlz stared in shock as the headless body of the pretty girl he lost his virginity to, dropped lifelessly to the floor, and her severed head displayed a confused expression as it laid on the ground, in a pool of blood. Lawlz slowly crept up to /u/mircabre's corpse, picked up her head by its long dark brown hair, and kissed her pink, luscious, lifeless lips.

"Your time with her is done. It's my turn." Milo boomed. He took his katana and cut a hole at the back of his fursuit. Lawlz, still fully naked, knew what he had to do. "Man on man action, just as nature intended, Come here you faggot".

Milo obediently stuck his ass in the air, and soon enough Lawlz was ravaging his asshole. Milo howled like a wolf as his dirty asshole was terrorized by Lawlz's massive penis Lawlz came into his asshole, and both of them saw that the sun was about to rise. Lawlz jumped on Milo's back and the two raced into the forest, to live their furry lifestyle for the eternity.

The end