THE STREAMING LINK IS NOW OPEN! CYBERBU//Y STARTS AT 11 EST, 9 PACIFIC

THE STREAMING LINK IS NOW OPEN FOR THE YUROPOOR SHOWING STARTING AT 8 PM GMT, 4/12

Presented in dazzling, full color PAL format! https://cytu.be/r/Drama_Movie_Night

...and how fucking hilarious it is! YOU are informally invited to the first ever r/drama movie night this Saturday night 12/3 at 11:00 PM EST, 8PM PST. Join us in the chat as we screen the notoriously awful ABC Family made for TV movie Cyberbu//y. No, not the newer BBC one with Arya Stark. The bad one. [Made In Canada, of course] The kind of movie we degenerates deserve, and frankly should watch over and over again until we clean up our act.

If you've never seen the effects our daily 'kys" or "delete your account" comments have on your fellow redditors, I'm pretty sure they go something like this. And have you checked your cis straight privilege today you fucking poofter pillow biting faget? I sincerely doubt it tbqh smdh.

And that's not all! Just one serving of cinematic shite is not enough for our types. We demand moar.

MOAR!!

Our double feature will continue with the Tiptoes, the heartwarming tale of a dwarf who steals his older brother Mathew McConaughey's fiancé. Gary Oldman stars, literally on his knees for the whole film a la "Dorf," despite the many other actual dwarf actors in supporting roles (including the Twin Peaks backwards talking guy and Peter "Tyrion Lannister" Dinklage as a surly drunken European bad boy who romances a particularly trashy Patricia Arquette.) McConaughey's character is somehow jealous of his manlet sibling and hates him and the rest of his dwarf family for being short freaks. Drink along at home, kids!

Since it was difficult to find a time suitable for everyone, there will be a second showing Sunday afternoon at 3 PM EST, noon PST and various shades of evening across Europe (This will be mostly for "those people" who may not be able to make a crack of dawn showing, which is what the other one would be to them.)

If this goes well it may become a regular weekly or bi-weekly thing. The link is here: https://cytu.be/r/Drama_Movie_Night and the doors open one hour before showtime (10 PM EST, 7PM Pacific.) Bring your favorite YouTube clips to play as we warm up. Sharpen your insults, summon your snark and get ready to let these cellluloid abortions have it, as well as each other.

Tl;dr:

Movie Night Saturday 12/3 at 11PM EST, 8PM Pacific.
Second showing for Britabongs starts at 8 PM GMT Sunday, 4/12. Double feature of Cyberbu//y and Tiptoes. Join us in the chat embedded in the link to have fun and mock the movie, much like we do everything else here.
https://cytu.be/r/Drama_Movie_Night