Go with God Noodles

25  2016-12-07 by respaaaaaj

Today I received what appears to be a suicide note from our beloved bad poster noodles.

As this is his favorite subreddit and the semi official discord is as loce as he has ever had to freinds, I feel it is only appropriate to share his farewell note with all of you. It reads-

"I've been a little out of it lately I've been abusing my mother's prescriptions lately after my grandma passed to cope with her memory, but some strange things have started happening. I can't stop having nightmares, nightmares about various animals consuming me in my sleep. To curb this I've started chronically masturbating to porn, but something about these dreams actually have started to turn me on and I can't get them out of my head. I can't stop thinking about these lovely nightmares and each time I do I get a little harder each time, but it's starting to overwhelm me. Whenever I'm in public I can't keep it soft and these animals... they stare, they know. I've been began to get these even stronger urges to secure these animals and well fuck them. It's not enough I need to return to the natural cycle of life I need these furry fuck creatures to do, so tomorrow I will execute my plan. Don't ask me how, don't ask me where, all you need to know is I will be gone ~With much love noodles"

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