A glimpse into ReturnTheSlab420: our star of the night.

39  2016-12-14 by [deleted]

Our newest member joined us mere hours ago with this post, where he immediately sought out making new friends after being banned from /r/askgaybros. He was met with a typical warm /r/drama reception, but this user may require further introduction!

It turns out that /u/ReturnTheSlab420 has a personality to match his namesake, as his post history looks akin the four plagues of Egypt.

He primes reddit for his arrival with one of several posts titled "I hate america" and the earth is immediately salted.

This country will never change because you all are in it, just inciting hate in each other.

You're all racist homophobic assholes.

Fucking die all of you.

Fuck you, you're part of the problem

A gem from a few days ago titled "To the so called "straight allies" who lurk here... [archived]" features even more juicy drama with a few strips of bacon such as:

Straight people are FUCKING EVIL and I can't fucking believe that none of you can see that

and

I REFUSE TO FORGIVE OR FORGET. WEAK PEOPLE FORGIVE. STRONG PEOPLE FIGHT BACK AND MAKE SURE EVERYONE IS DESTROYED

A newer snapshot within the post includes this colorful exchange:

Bounce on this dick for daddy baby, be a good little cumslut.

Stop fucking online raping me already! What your doing is or should be illegal!

We dig a bit deeper to find that he has a history of making posts that get immediately destroyed.

For the record: /r/askgaybros is an admitted self-moderated subreddit with exactly ONE moderator. It surely must require an excellent amount of effort to get banned from such a sub.

/u/ReturnTheSlab420 is either a dedicated troll or a candidate for this sub's next lolcow. YOU DECIDE.

I also forgot to mention that he has -100 comment karma in case you didn't notice.

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