It's movie night again this Saturday, and...Oh God! How's it get burned?!! How's it get burned?!?! How'd it get burned, how'd it get burned?!?! And also Jar Jar.

18  2016-12-15 by [deleted]

It is happening...again. Another late night double feature picture show is inbound where we can all yell angrily type at the screen and each other, in our own little chat room with a video window. This Saturday, 12/17 (or 17/12, I guess) at 11PM EST, 8 Pacific.

Did you know that Weihnachten (or Божић or Noël) was once a pagan holiday known as The Winter Solstice (or happy satanic fucktime)? It's true! But jealous, prudish Christians b& it, along with dancing and smiles, so we could all go to midnight mass and buy lots of crappy shit nobody wants or needs. You might think this was a bad thing, but gaze with me into a dystopian future where nature *gags* and (((The Goddess))) *pukes* are revered and see where this nightmarish granola matriarchy might lead.

That's right, up this time is The Wicker Man, Nicholas Cage's own private hell where he is forced to square off against pushy schoolmarms, butch bartenders, Helen Hunt lookalike whatever her job was, and anaphylactic shock.
NOT! THE BEES!!!

Channel your inner overt misogynist as Nick gets jerked around for the first hour and ten minutes only to wrap up by punching every bitch in the fucking face in the thrilling climax! Sydh (Shake your damn head) as innocent schoolgirls are taught men are nothing but "Phallic symbol, phallic symbol." Feel the terror as you wonder aloud with Nick "How'd it get burned?!?! How'd it get burned?!?!" An entire island with

No Cars

Only Bicicyles!!!

Oh, and afterwards we'll be showing. Star Wars-Episode I: The Phantom Menace. Yeah.

Go here - https://cytu.be/r/Drama_movie_nite - at 11PM, 8 Pacific this Saturday 12/17!

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