On the first day of shitposting, 

/r/Drama sent to me 

A noodles on a sperg spree.

 

On the second day of shitposting, 

/r/Drama sent to me 

Two guilty loves

And a noodles on a sperg spree.

 

On the third day of shitposting, 

/r/Drama sent to me 

Three Degenerate Trends, 

Two guilty loves

And a noodles on a sperg spree.

 

On the fourth day of shitposting, 

/r/Drama sent to me 

Four bawling turds, 1 2 3 4

Three Degenerate Trends,

Two guilty loves

And a noodles on a sperg spree.

 

On the fifth day of shitposting, 

/r/Drama sent to me 

Five trolling pings,

Four bawling turds, 1 2 3 4

Three Degenerate Trends,

Two guilty loves

And a noodles on a sperg spree.

 

On the sixth day of shitposting, 

/r/Drama sent to me 

Six NEETs roleplaying, 

Five trolling pings,

Four bawling turds, 1 2 3 4

Three Degenerate Trends,

Two guilty loves

And a noodles on a sperg spree.

 

On the seventh day of shitposting, 

/r/Drama sent to me 

Seven bans for memeing, 

Six NEETs roleplaying, 

Five trolling pings,

Four bawling turds, 1 2 3 4

Three Degenerate Trends,

Two guilty loves

And a noodles on a sperg spree.

 

On the eighth day of shitposting, 

/r/Drama sent to me,

Eight mras a-jelqing, 

Seven bans for memeing, 

Six NEETs roleplaying, 

Five trolling pings,

Four bawling turds, 1 2 3 4

Three Degenerate Trends,

Two guilty loves

And a noodles on a sperg spree.

 

On the ninth day of shitposting, 

/r/Drama sent to me 

Nine lefties wincing, 

Eight mras a-jelqing, 

Seven bans for memeing, 

Six NEETs roleplaying, 

Five trolling pings,

Four bawling turds, 1 2 3 4

Three Degenerate Trends,

Two guilty loves

And a noodles on a sperg spree.

 

On the tenth day of shitposting, 

/r/Drama sent to me 

Ten mods a-sleeping, 

Nine lefties wincing, 

Eight mras a-jelqing, 

Seven bans for memeing, 

Six NEETs roleplaying, 

Five trolling pings,

Four bawling turds, 1 2 3 4

Three Degenerate Trends,

Two guilty loves

And a noodles on a sperg spree.

 

On the eleventh day of shitposting, 

/r/Drama sent to me 

Eleven alt-righters typing, 

Ten mods a-sleeping, 

Nine lefties wincing, 

Eight mras a-jelqing, 

Seven bans for memeing, 

Six NEETs roleplaying, 

Five trolling pings,

Four bawling turds, 1 2 3 4

Three Degenerate Trends,

Two guilty loves

And a noodles on a sperg spree.

 

On the twelfth day of shitposting, 

/r/Drama sent to me  Twelve bummers bumming, (Magoonie, Joan_Wayne_Gacy, Zachums, Riemann, Oxus, Flamingo, Pantherchamp, ComedicSans, Geraldo and Milo obviously. Although you could pick any ten regulars we're all experienced analnauts)

Eleven alt-righters typing, 

Ten mods a-sleeping, 

Nine lefties wincing, 

Eight mras a-jelqing, 

Seven bans for memeing, 

Six NEETs roleplaying, 

Five trolling pings,

Four bawling turds, 1 2 3 4

Three Degenerate Trends,

Two guilty loves

And a noodles on a sperg spree.

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Ty to KK, squarefaces and Chaotic for helping me with some mysterious questions and not knowing why.