What did everyone get for Christmas?

18  2016-12-25 by [deleted]

My mom said a Christmas miracle happened! And you guys know what that means! I get 3 wishes for a Christmas miracle! Like a genie! I wished I become an enterprenu er and investigative journalist with my puppy firetruck, for everyone in the world to have their own puppy, and for me to own disney sea! Wooohooo! Christmas party! I like to dance around the fieplace with my puppy firetruck and open all my gifts! My mom said she'll be right back she had to pick up something at the store so I drank her eggnog 🐣☺️

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Entirely too much meth and half a pack of cigarettes. It's really something.