/u/Whole!ottaToughLove did nothing wrong except fall into the trap of expressing a heterosexual male preference when asked about it. Queue the SRS SRDines calling him an autist virgin neckbeard in smug delight as they push their own body insecurities further back into the dark locked closet of their minds that store any doubts that the milk bags-comprised of ever more sagging fat-aren't practically perfect in every way, no matter the near infinite variations of their appearance. All as special and beautiful as the last, children. Mom has no favorites either, while we're at it.
If I were to redesign your level of smug I would make it just like their type of smug. Your smug is too meta-smug but I prefer a more real world online smug.
"I'm really into the pointy part, and I've spent considerable time pondering the pros and cons of differently shaped round parts. I've also dabbled in other anatomical fandoms, but nipples are my true passion."
It's a common type of nipple, but not a particularly appealing one to me and I think most guys. If I were to redesign it, I'd make the areola smaller and less puffy
Got news for you, you're less than straight. Both large areolas and puffy areolas are more common in women, making them feminine. Wanting to flatten and shrink her areola size means you want more masculine tits. You have a little bit of gay in you friend. I would ask you don't project your preferences on the rest of the heterosexual male community.
Just because a man doesn't like something, does not make him gay.
Yeah, I know many perfectly straight men who are at best indifferent to boobs as a whole and outright abhor the disgusting slimy caverns that are vaginas, while liking nothing more than firm, muscular buttocks and engorged penises.
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n/a DornishRedViper 2017-01-01
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n/a Wacnews_the_White 2017-01-01
/u/Whole!ottaToughLove did nothing wrong except fall into the trap of expressing a heterosexual male preference when asked about it. Queue the SRS SRDines calling him an autist virgin neckbeard in smug delight as they push their own body insecurities further back into the dark locked closet of their minds that store any doubts that the milk bags-comprised of ever more sagging fat-aren't practically perfect in every way, no matter the near infinite variations of their appearance. All as special and beautiful as the last, children. Mom has no favorites either, while we're at it.
SRD is a floppy, failed tit of a metasub.
n/a slickknave 2017-01-01
If I were to redesign your level of smug I would make it just like their type of smug. Your smug is too meta-smug but I prefer a more real world online smug.
n/a Wacnews_the_White 2017-01-01
And there is nothing wrong with preferences!
n/a TNBK 2017-01-01
Good pasta
n/a Wacnews_the_White 2017-01-01
Ty 💋
n/a merqury26 2017-01-01
u ok?
n/a Wacnews_the_White 2017-01-01
I just hate ugly tits. They trigger me unironically,
n/a DornishRedViper 2017-01-01
post tits
n/a bytewake 2017-01-01
really the /r/drama mods should do a nude calendar for 2017
n/a DornishRedViper 2017-01-01
ngl the ones that I've seen are all very attractive. I'd totally hand that shit on my wall.
n/a bytewake 2017-01-01
how do I get an invite to the /r/drama nude pic exchange?
n/a DornishRedViper 2017-01-01
PM me once you've acquired a pint of goat's blood, 3 perfectly ripe bananas, and a slab of limestone large enough to write two sentences on.
n/a bytewake 2017-01-01
and here I just thought I'd have to post dick
n/a subpoutine 2017-01-01
That's for flair.
n/a NinaLaPirat 2017-01-01
Isn't there some kind of minimum pixel requirement though?
n/a subpoutine 2017-01-01
Hence why I don't have flair.
n/a yourshittytherapist 2017-01-01
Who are we talking about here?
n/a ComedicSans 2017-01-01
Have you seen me, bb?
n/a DornishRedViper 2017-01-01
No! Rumor has it you're the hottest of them all!
n/a ComedicSans 2017-01-01
Who is spreading such vile rumours?!
n/a DornishRedViper 2017-01-01
Everyone who has seen you has been enchanted by your beauty. For real, everyone says you're a total babe.
n/a ComedicSans 2017-01-01
As far as I know, that's only one or two of them. But score!
n/a riemann1413 2017-01-01
post dick
n/a ComedicSans 2017-01-01
It's too big to upload to imgur.
n/a riemann1413 2017-01-01
;)
n/a I_DRINK_TO_FORGET 2017-01-01
We have actual mods?
n/a brandstone 2017-01-01
They better be artistic nudes. Don't want to get shut down for child pornography.
n/a TheMauveHand 2017-01-01
Cue, not queue.
n/a Wacnews_the_White 2017-01-01
No, they literally line up to do this. [fug](spoiler)
n/a ThyDocco 2017-01-01
It says here on your resume that you're a nipple connoisseur can you expand on that?
n/a squarefaces 2017-01-01
"I'm really into the pointy part, and I've spent considerable time pondering the pros and cons of differently shaped round parts. I've also dabbled in other anatomical fandoms, but nipples are my true passion."
n/a ThyDocco 2017-01-01
"Yeah uh.. we'll give you a call."
n/a Cow_Dingaling 2017-01-01
Moo
n/a HeroSix 2017-01-01
No, probably not.
n/a squarefaces 2017-01-01
Honestly I think it's just because she's white... white people can't be beautiful because white genocide is just. Duh.
n/a pm_me_pics_of_ur_nan 2017-01-01
Like a pepperoni on a bag of mayo. Disgusting tbh.
n/a SovietWarfare 2017-01-01
Say what you will about that dude but he has a damn point.
n/a DornishRedViper 2017-01-01
It all comes down to personal preference, I mean I would redesign his micropenis if I could
n/a Wacnews_the_White 2017-01-01
Wouldn't we all. Sigh.
n/a bleasehalb 2017-01-01
Mods need to add dickshaming as a report reason.
n/a Awayfone 2017-01-01
Sex negativity, if you really stretch?
n/a searingsky 2017-01-01
I tried that. Doesnt help
n/a Re_LE_Vant_UN 2017-01-01
Creepy, gross, and problematic.
n/a mydramaaccount 2017-01-01
/u/WholeLottaToughLove
Got news for you, you're less than straight. Both large areolas and puffy areolas are more common in women, making them feminine. Wanting to flatten and shrink her areola size means you want more masculine tits. You have a little bit of gay in you friend. I would ask you don't project your preferences on the rest of the heterosexual male community.
n/a FuckURedditor 2017-01-01
No, you stupid cunt. Just because a man doesn't like something, does not make him gay.
n/a baaaaby 2017-01-01
someones a little overly defensive
n/a blertyuh 2017-01-01
This seems like an overreaction.
n/a Works_of_memercy 2017-01-01
Yeah, I know many perfectly straight men who are at best indifferent to boobs as a whole and outright abhor the disgusting slimy caverns that are vaginas, while liking nothing more than firm, muscular buttocks and engorged penises.
n/a riemann1413 2017-01-01
i dunno, man. that seems to fly in the face of the obvious biotruths at play here
n/a Chicup 2017-01-01
Nipples are slightly odd but would hit it like the dirty old man I am.
n/a Be_Cool_Bro 2017-01-01
SRD is just being self-conscious of their own goofy nips, all puffy and hairy.
n/a 80BAIT08 2017-01-01
He's right tbh
n/a Nechaev 2017-01-01
Look at that terrible man having personal preferences and shit. I'm glad SRD was able to put him in his place.
Interesting to discover that u/theladyeve is keeping detailed dossiers on random redditors.
n/a TheMauveHand 2017-01-01
The thing about that comment I'm more amused by is that /u/theladyeve browses /r/AskMen regularly. Why am I not surprised...
n/a riemann1413 2017-01-01
yes, the weird part of that was definitely that /u/theladyeve checked his post history, and not the things he was saying
n/a Awayfone 2017-01-01
Mods digging through post histories to attack people seems to me to be a problem
n/a midairfistfight 2017-01-01
and
SRD: We're not stuck up sexually, we're simply mad at the fact you used a very common framing device for criticism.
n/a lvl99SkrubRekker 2017-01-01
Better title would be "Man Has Some Kind Of Preference About Female Tits, Reddit Reacts"
n/a iceberglettuce1 2017-01-01
I wonder what /u/Geralt-of_Rivia would consider the best type of titties...
n/a Geralt-of_Rivia 2017-01-01
Big ones.
n/a lifesbrink 2017-01-01
Lame.
n/a EggCouncilCreeper 2017-01-01
Yen's. Obviously.
n/a crudmaster 2017-01-01
shame
n/a Orsonius 2017-01-01
Puffy nipples are puffy
n/a marshal_mellow 2017-01-01
I never realized people had such specific nipple preferences.
n/a ReBurnInator 2017-01-01
My preference is bare. Kinda weird I know.