/u/JayLikesCunt, did you manage to at least get a nice buzz off of the remainder of the stash that killed the dog? I imagine you did, whereas most people with a soul wouldn't do that kind of thing.
How did your daughter survive? On a related note, how many kids ended up in your backyard?
Him eating an illegal substance is potentially criminal animal negligence. I hope you are either a troll, or that you get reported to the proper authorities
It poisoning when you don't do anything to actually help save the dog and clean up your own mistake of leaving a dangerous substance in reach of your dog. If your dog could eat it then, yes your child could eat it too. Haven't you ever seen episode 4 of season 5 of shameless where Liam had coke when everyone thought he was asleep?
You poisened the dog. Pet dogs are not responsible to keep them away from cocaine. You, as the owner of the dog, are responsible. Ergo, you killed the dog.
thanks, I'll call city hall when they open tomorrow. sounds like he'll be spending another night on the front porch, I hope the coons don't get at him.
I review cases with CPS sometimes and we had a family once who was under investigation because they left prescription opioids where a kid accidentally got to them. Addiction makes people criminally stupid and totally fucks up your priorities.
What an evil dude, i remember the cocaine thread from just a few days ago- he was more concerned about trying to get the drugs back than the dog... And now its dead. Fucking burn in hell you asshole
/u/JayLikesCunt, there is a class action lawsuit being formed by /u/JewDank over malicious username pinging by the /r/drama community. You should join this class action suit to be made while against the damages caused to you by the horrible members of said community.
He has to be a troll. He carries around bags of cocaine in front of his little daughter but he's really worried about health codes? In North Carolina? Where he could easily drive 15mins and get rid of the dog's body in deserted woods?
I can understand asking for advice on getting the cocaine out but body disposal is something he should figure out pretty easily.
this is an obvious troll. I think this comment really gives it away
thanks, I'll call city hall when they open tomorrow. sounds like he'll be spending another night on the front porch, I hope the coons don't get at him.
Hes saying anything he knows will rile people up. He said its not his dog it's his daughters, a dog is free and coke is not, etc. This guy is totally taking the piss
I used to work at an animal shelter and people's dogs will eat anything. Multiple times I know of people opting to have animals put down instead of save them after the animal has already cost them $1000's eating things and they can't afford more surgery. Dog eats bad thing, they save him and try to stop it from happening again, but invariably humans are not perfect and something happens again. There was one couple at a vet whose husky died from eating the woman's bras and underwear, and after the second or third multi-thousand dollar surgery they just did not want to do it anymore. You people may be horrified to the realities of owning some dogs.
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n/a HAHApointsatyou 2017-01-02
What a total piece of shit.
Please never own another dog u/JayLikesCunt, you criminally negligent fuck.
n/a JayLikesCunt 2017-01-02
if you people dont stop private messaging me I'm going to report you to the admins
n/a HAHApointsatyou 2017-01-02
I didn't private message you, you idiot.
n/a JayLikesCunt 2017-01-02
whatever you call it did, stop.
n/a HAHApointsatyou 2017-01-02
Why?
n/a JayLikesCunt 2017-01-02
because its harassment its against the rules
n/a HAHApointsatyou 2017-01-02
No, it's not against the rules to ping a username. It's a fucking site feature, champ. We've been over this.
But thank you for giving me another opportunity to call you a piece of shit dog killer.
n/a JayLikesCunt 2017-01-02
reported.
n/a TheWhiteUsher 2017-01-02
/u/JayLikesCunt what's it like knowing people will be celebrating your funeral?
n/a JayLikesCunt 2017-01-02
I'll celebrate at theres. funerals are sposed to be a celebration you turd
n/a shitlordcaligula 2017-01-02
/u/JayLikesCunt, did you manage to at least get a nice buzz off of the remainder of the stash that killed the dog? I imagine you did, whereas most people with a soul wouldn't do that kind of thing.
How did your daughter survive? On a related note, how many kids ended up in your backyard?
n/a jewhealer 2017-01-02
Theirs. Come on, man. Basic grammar and spelling aren't that hard.
n/a epictylerone808 2017-01-02
*theirs
n/a MG87 2017-01-02
Theirs*
You illiterate inbred hick.
n/a nightim3 2017-01-02
/u/jaylikescunt is such a terrible human thing
n/a FreekyFreezer 2017-01-02
u/JayLikesCunt when will you stop doing coke and start learning the basics of your native language, you pathetic drug addict dog killer
n/a HAHApointsatyou 2017-01-02
Thank you for the report, u/JayLikesCunt. We'll look into it.
n/a DrunkAutopilot 2017-01-02
You tease.
n/a HAHApointsatyou 2017-01-02
lol nah, that report actually came in seconds before their smug "reported" comment. Fucking hilarious. :D
n/a Omnifarious 2017-01-02
Wow, u/JayLikesCunt got a personal reply from a mod. I assume his inbox will stop getting flooded now!
n/a ComedicSans 2017-01-02
Brb pinging some dog-killing retard.
n/a ComedicSans 2017-01-02
That isn't how the US Constitution works, guys.
n/a ComedicSans 2017-01-02
Kek.
n/a ComedicSans 2017-01-02
That isn't how the US Constitution works, guys.
n/a celocanth13 2017-01-02
its not harassment cuz you can turn it off you pile of garbage
n/a shitlordcaligula 2017-01-02
This isn't technically a "private message". It's a userping. The function of which is for a whole sub to laugh at you,
n/a JayLikesCunt 2017-01-02
so your just a bunch of mean spirited bungholes then?
n/a shitlordcaligula 2017-01-02
We didn't kill a dog with carelessness. We have that going for us!
n/a ThyDocco 2017-01-02
Still didn't poison a dog
n/a JayLikesCunt 2017-01-02
I did not poison the dog he ate something he shouldnt he always does that he was pretty dumb
n/a ThyDocco 2017-01-02
I hope you're a troll
n/a TheButtholeOfBravery 2017-01-02
I pray that he is other wise some nice men with blue outfits are gonna arrest him and feed him nutraloaf until his crack infested body explodes.
n/a TheShiftyCow 2017-01-02
Was the dog dumb for doing dog things or are you dumb for:
Not training your dog.
Leaving poison within reach of not only your dog, but your child too.
You're a real scum bag. But hey, I guess I shouldn't expect a druggie to be a decent human.
n/a Alexlincoln2 2017-01-02
Him eating an illegal substance is potentially criminal animal negligence. I hope you are either a troll, or that you get reported to the proper authorities
n/a SpookyMood 2017-01-02
Your face is dumb
n/a laceylou37 2017-01-02
It poisoning when you don't do anything to actually help save the dog and clean up your own mistake of leaving a dangerous substance in reach of your dog. If your dog could eat it then, yes your child could eat it too. Haven't you ever seen episode 4 of season 5 of shameless where Liam had coke when everyone thought he was asleep?
n/a MG87 2017-01-02
It sounds like you're not that bright either.
n/a FreekyFreezer 2017-01-02
You poisened the dog. Pet dogs are not responsible to keep them away from cocaine. You, as the owner of the dog, are responsible. Ergo, you killed the dog.
MURDERER
MURDERER
MURDERER
MURDERER
MURDERER
MURDERER
MURDERER
n/a the-fight-picker 2017-01-02
Technically, "assholes" would be more a more accurate term, but yah, basically.
n/a Senator_Chickpea 2017-01-02
"To what base uses we may return, Horatio! Why may
not imagination trace the noble dust of Alexander,
till he find it stopping a bung-hole?"
n/a KateUptonsCumback 2017-01-02
Own up to your mistake shithead and stop acting like a fucking moronic child.
Get your shit together dumbass
n/a anonyme67 2017-01-02
Report him to the admins? How about we report you to the police?
n/a old_grumpy_grandpa 2017-01-02
I am going to public message you instead.
To: /u/JayLikesCunt
Subject: u r dum
Message: delete ur interwebs
n/a JayrassicPark 2017-01-02
fucking owned
n/a Sober_Sloth 2017-01-02
Oh no. To the admins???? At least were not the ones murdering dogs and abusing our children you piece of shit excuse for a parent.
n/a ChipChippersonAMA 2017-01-02
If it makes you feel better this is probably a troll.
n/a HAHApointsatyou 2017-01-02
Yeah possibly, but on the off chance it's not, I needed to make sure I yelled at the cunt.
n/a ChipChippersonAMA 2017-01-02
Understood
n/a BlueDreamscape 2017-01-02
Definitely a troll with good timing IMO.
n/a hungry_squirrel 2017-01-02
*definitely a troll. A pretty good one though!
n/a MG87 2017-01-02
Yep definite troll
n/a cutestrawberrycake 2017-01-02
Probably is, sob stories involving dogs always do well on Reddit.
n/a YesThisIsDrake 2017-01-02
You'd be an idiot to poison a dog with cocaine. You could just leave out some poisonous chemical then claim the dog ate it.
Cocaine is more expensive than bleach
n/a cutestrawberrycake 2017-01-02
Or just dark chocolate high cocoa content chocolate
You don't even need fancy chemicals or anything
n/a YesThisIsDrake 2017-01-02
But if you have leftovers you can give them to kids.
Hypothetically
n/a CucksLoveTrump 2017-01-02
Left overs of the chocolate, cocaine or dog?
n/a TheLadyEve 2017-01-02
I review cases with CPS sometimes and we had a family once who was under investigation because they left prescription opioids where a kid accidentally got to them. Addiction makes people criminally stupid and totally fucks up your priorities.
n/a nonouiswrong 2017-01-02
What an evil dude, i remember the cocaine thread from just a few days ago- he was more concerned about trying to get the drugs back than the dog... And now its dead. Fucking burn in hell you asshole
n/a Strephyl 2017-01-02
Ye that cocaines definitely worth a lot more though
n/a SoButtscrewed 2017-01-02
He's worried about the legality of disposing a dead dog and not the legality of animal cruelty.
Interesting priorities.
n/a Vakieh 2017-01-02
/u/JayLikesCunt, there is a class action lawsuit being formed by /u/JewDank over malicious username pinging by the /r/drama community. You should join this class action suit to be made while against the damages caused to you by the horrible members of said community.
n/a atongana 2017-01-02
This is a comment he left in the cocaine thread. I hope he's not serious.
http://www.reddit.com/r/dogs/comments/5kwx7h/help_my_corgi_dachshund_mix_just_ate_a_gram_of/dbr8n2q
n/a ThyDocco 2017-01-02
"I know I left my car keys somewhere here but I can't find them amidst all the random bags of cocaine I leave lying around."
n/a JayLikesCunt 2017-01-02
it was in my pants pocket doofus
n/a squarefaces 2017-01-02
Why was your dog's mouth in your pocket? Got a little WhitneyWisconsin action going on brother?
n/a giants888 2017-01-02
He has to be a troll. He carries around bags of cocaine in front of his little daughter but he's really worried about health codes? In North Carolina? Where he could easily drive 15mins and get rid of the dog's body in deserted woods?
I can understand asking for advice on getting the cocaine out but body disposal is something he should figure out pretty easily.
n/a UpvoteIfYouDare 2017-01-02
Health codes can get the cops called. That's the only reason why he would care.
n/a FreekyFreezer 2017-01-02
How many bucks you bet that he sold his car?
n/a Mr_Thunders 2017-01-02
/u/JayLikesCunt what sort of filthy fucking savage wears pants in the bath???
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n/a StopTalkingOK 2017-01-02
Why are you limp dicks linking here? This isnt even the OP.
n/a Dial_A_Dragon 2017-01-02
Now this is drama.
n/a AddictedReddit 2017-01-02
Delete your account, /u/JayLikesCunt
n/a Faked_Beans 2017-01-02
The real stupidity here is using r/legaladvice at all.
n/a DivinePrince2 2017-01-02
He will probably get into a huge bunch of shit when the police decide to investigate his posts.
n/a ay_what_up 2017-01-02
this is an obvious troll. I think this comment really gives it away
Hes saying anything he knows will rile people up. He said its not his dog it's his daughters, a dog is free and coke is not, etc. This guy is totally taking the piss
n/a Lovelandmonkey 2017-01-02
Ugh this guy is still doing stuff?
n/a MG87 2017-01-02
Hey /u/JayLikesCunt, have you considered killing yourself? That seems like a great solution.
n/a double-happiness 2017-01-02
Savage! #rekt
n/a u1tr4me0w 2017-01-02
I used to work at an animal shelter and people's dogs will eat anything. Multiple times I know of people opting to have animals put down instead of save them after the animal has already cost them $1000's eating things and they can't afford more surgery. Dog eats bad thing, they save him and try to stop it from happening again, but invariably humans are not perfect and something happens again. There was one couple at a vet whose husky died from eating the woman's bras and underwear, and after the second or third multi-thousand dollar surgery they just did not want to do it anymore. You people may be horrified to the realities of owning some dogs.
n/a FreekyFreezer 2017-01-02
Fuck you and your NP
n/a FreekyFreezer 2017-01-02
u/JayLikesCunt Why are you a disgusting piece of shit who is not able to take responsibilities, pet murderer?