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lmao. reddit sucks so much

"guys they're committing white genocide"

"yeah, okay stormfront"

"WOW THEY'RE BEING RACIST AGAINST WHITE PEOPLE THIS IS BIGOTRY [BANNED]"

apparently he's an alt of someone relatively well-known and doesn't want people to find out who he is

what's kala

a big ol retard

what's a retard

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

^ this guy is a noted sex fiend and should be kept away from kids

le power users joking around with eachother xD HILARIOUS!

Feel free to join in. Or leave. Either/or, nobody cares which.

omg do you remember that super funny thing in chat??? soooo funny right?? u guys substitute the friends I sorely lack in real life lol :P

I've literally never been in the Orangechat or whatever. Cry me a river.

If you're here often enough for it to annoy you, maybe you should wonder how you got to this point.

I've gotta stir the pot my man. It's my job around here.

i wish i was a power user. it would make my existence actually meaningful

I acknowledge your existence, fam.

I'm a powder user.

Fuck off back to /r/CucksLib mate

its private mate :(

i really wanted to see it. maybe they'll let a black guy enter it and i'll just watch...

user reports:
1: Guy is soliticing kids

Well shit.

true for every comment in /r/drama when you think about it

soliticing

TBH the kids were asking for iy

What's the number one cause of paedophilia in this country?

Sexy kids.

With all those Hands they probably mean kids as in young goats.

Shut up TiTS

y u heff to be mad

un ban me :^)

assy no

we had a good run, we had our laughs, but I think we aren't right for each other. you can take this break as a chance to explore other subreddits.

move on. I think you're a really nice guy and you'll find the right one someday :)

Mod me so I can un ban Assy

Also I want to un ban thesilvertongue and give her permission to grandstand.

you

:^(

a tiny little velo

;_;

My guess would be Irby.

Wait, since when were you in this sub?!

Raptors have no boundaries, man

>:(

very rarely

Well fucking stay out! This is a safe space!

o-ook :(

It's not personal, it's just that voracious killing machines trigger me.

born this way :(

ca u like taker your groid ass and go back to africa u dirty sheeboon inferior niigger slave?

Confirm, got banned as well, he's real pissed at me especially because I called him on his shit. I reported him for brigading CB2 to the admins.

/u/supergauntlet get in here, its shittering time.

hey /u/upliftingnews why are you such an insecure little baby that you need to gild yourself so obviously?

its shittering time.

why do you think we've gathered here in the shitter?

Also, white people can't season their food lol!

/u/the_reason_trump_won

/u/upliftingnews why are you such a whiny little twat

careful, he might ban you and the entire /r/drama modteam from his cynicism fest of a sub

u/upliftingnews, is this true? Would you do such a thing? Are you truly that much of a whiny little twatwaffle?

Pls respond.

them's the rules

upliftingnews_irl

/u/upliftingnews' e-peen grew 3 inches today.

I swore he got every comment golded last time

/u/upliftingnews I understand being really drunk and making a dumb comment, but doubling down in shame is about the most retarded thing I've ever seen. Delete you account, cancel your internet, and kindly kys.

You bout to get banned lol

oh no from upliftingnews?? holy shit what will i do

Maybe we need to think of some sort of alternative!

but gosh have you any ideas?

/r/gonewild also gives the feeling of short term happiness, only to fall back into your crippling loneliness and depression soon after.

Posting or viewing?

tbh both

we should make /r/upliftingnudes a thing

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that's actually sad

We have a zero-tolerance policy for racism, and this went over the line:

http://imgur.com/a/ZdU0t

so why do you have an internal rule about no posts referring to muslims or refugees?

Have you tried searching either of those terms in the subreddit? Seems like quite a few results...

https://www.reddit.com/r/UpliftingNews/search?q=refugees&restrict_sr=on&sort=new&t=all

https://www.reddit.com/r/UpliftingNews/search?q=muslim&restrict_sr=on&sort=new&t=all

Why do you have an internal rule about being a shitty moderator?

Wow /u/jebusgobson how could you say such a thing that is definitely not faked.

Any mod in SRD will easily be able to verify that comment.

Then show the fucking context. You're retarded ass thinks people here aren't SRD mods, or know Jebus. Either you faked that shit or you're too afraid to show the context of the conversation.

Oh, no, that's completely real. The context is us mocking him because of what /u/phedre said in the op:

/u/upliftingnews aka /u/razorsheldon pitched a hissy in SRD modmail almost two weeks ago over this comment because it's "brigading", accused the entire SRD mod team of being racist, and banned us all.

The guy's being an intentionally obtuse moron, and he knows it. Jebus was circlejerking in modmail about him being an idiot and now he's shitting his overalls about it.

HEY, /u/RAZORSHELDON, YOUR IMPOTENCE IS ONLY MATCHED BY YOUR THIN SKIN. YOU ARE A MODERATOR ON THE INTERNET, WHICH IS ONLY GOOD FOR GETTING LAID. INJECT SOME LAMICTAL INTO YOUR NECK AND REMOVE THE BUG FROM YOUR BUTTHOLE.

Oh I believe it's real. And reading that it's obvious Jebus is joking. It's just pretty fucking dumb for /u/upliftingnews to think we don't know Jebus or sarcasm.

unban me bro

What do you want to be unbanned from?

Everything please

Funny, what you call "circlejerking" I call offensive racism. But thanks for verifying this and clarifying why most would find this unacceptable along with the fellow moderators condoning this comment.

This is making me lose my faith in Jebus 😞

praise jebus

Go easy on Jebus. Rumour is he had too much to drink that night and said yes to a ride from Zwarte Piet.

And it hurt.

Ew, he's Dutch? Gross.

If you ever had faith in me in the first place you've got bigger problems tbh

you've got bigger problems tbh

Kind of a given round these parts.

Hahahahahahaha omg dude.

Look, I get it, you're taking this super-fucking-cereal. I've done the same! One time I told a reddit user to fuck a rake.

(to my knowledge, he did not do that, which is unfortunate)

We are mocking you for this painfully, awfully stupid stickied comment you made. You took a story entitled

Killing hatred with kindness: Black man has convinced 200 racists to abandon the KKK by making friends with them despite their prejudiced views

and decided to sticky a comment about a stupid MTV video being racist against white people. That's dumb. Like, royally, hilariously bad and stupid.

And then you modmailed us complaining about "brigading" even though that didn't happen, and also you had the top story on reddit at the time so it's almost impossible to detect brigading there.

What you're doing right now makes you look bad, and if I were you, I'd stop.

I'm not the one defending racist remarks. If I were you, I'd look inward before attacking others.

I don't even know how to respond to this. You're exhibiting a remarkable lack of self-awareness right now, to the point that I'm approaching Poe's Law-level dissonance in my own head.

hes a social cancer, ignore it

Call him an autist. He clearly is. GIVE IN TO YOUR ANGER. EMBRACE THE DARK SIDE.

AUTIST

Goooood, gooooooood. Your hate has made you powerful!

This is Tuesday for Oxus. Nothing special.

No autist. You're the autist.

Holy shit this is a good thread.

(to my knowledge, he did not do that, which is unfortunate)

lmao

snark levels >>>>>>>>>>>

"Offensive racism" lol

Delete this alt, your main and your subreddit. I will be reporting to the admins to de-main it as it has become a hub of antifa brigading and plotting. A number of your users have admitted and been banned for encouraging white genocide. You should be ashamed. Please get off the interwebs

Funny, what you call "circlejerking" I call offensive racism.

This is why /r/drama endorses white genocide. No whiteys, no problems.

watch out with that woketalk. FEDS WATCHIN

I MEAN RACIAL UNITY IS THE ONLY WAY TO GO. I PERSONALLY ENDORSE THE MARRIAGE OF ALEX OHANIAN AND SERENA WILLIAMS.

^{I win}

tfw no big-booty girl will suffocate you with dat ass

might as well kill myself at this point fam ;_;

WOW

Welcome to /r/drama. Buckle up, buckaroo.

Welcome to /r/drama. Buckle up, buckaroo.

:⁾

I call offensive racism.

What would you call inoffensive racism? The kind you're promulgating?

why most would find this unacceptable

Your the reason Jerry Seinfield doesn't do stand up at colleges anymore tbh

And what you call r/upliftingnews I call crippling depression that makes me feel suicidal. Am I correct, you banned an entire subreddit because one mod has used a racial slur and white supremacy as sarcasm?

Why is this SJW so offended?

To play the devil's advocate, is there any context I could make that comment in in SRD and not be banned?

no

LOOPHOLE DETECTED

Nothing is "easy" to SRD mods. They are a special bunch.

i heard this too

ur mum is

Untru

okay /u/phedre /u/oxus007 /u/jebusgobson pls verify

it's real fam

How Do We Know Caps Are Real When Memes Are Dreams?

spez edited his comment.

What the fuck, /u/Spez? This is the kind of organization you are running?

Unfortunately spez can't be summoned.

lol, I forgot about that. I got a band from r/upliftingnews this morning for "racism" and was utterly confused!

Yeah it's real, but I was obviously circlejerking about /u/UpliftingNews ' persecution complex.

wow, i didn't realize srd's modteam was so #woke! proud of u, /jebusgobson

but if you're... than who?!

wasn't that Jebus?

delete this

Top kek, as they say.

Shhhhh, don't mention facts. He doesn't like them.

He's just bummed /r/wholesomememes does his schtick better than he could ever dream of doing it.

Hey /u/upliftingnews - your sub is bad and you should feel bad.

/r/upliftingnews is where you go when you want to see why a happy story is actually shitty and have redditors tell you how oppressed they are for being white dudes.

/u/upliftingnews, why did you abduct those children in 2011? That is my more pressing concern.

he became so uplifted he went all the way round and became super downlifted :(

I mod CB2 and got banned a little while ago because he got into a slap fight with another mod, got banned, and decided to ban the whole mod team.

the real question Kesha is why are you so racist?

Woah now buddy, you take that on to circlejerk now, ya hear?

I'm bringing circlejerk here because this is such a mighty special occasion! The only other time I've been called racist on reddit was by the dearly departed /u/tunasongforkaren, and he genuinely thought I hated indian people, or something.

^this guy is not only a racist but also a sex fiend (and I'm a cuckold!) and should be kept away from children

these things seem likely, flair adjusted accordingly

unban me from srd plz so I can go back to doing what I do best :^)

#unbanassy

unba nassy

user reports:
1: This guy PMed me to come to his apartment and I'm 12

Tits! Not again!

/u/Kesha_Paul is certainly NOT 12 tyvm

Do you do the security frisk before or after you check IDs?

both

whip it out, comedic.

It is pretty big. Get your wheelbarrow ready.

user reports:
1: ComedicSans touched my nono parts -KeshaPaul

pls no cs

Who or what is KeshaPaul?

i assumed one of /u/TAKEitTOrCIRCLEJERK's most recent victims

RIP. You are in a better place now - anywhere is better than the sex dungeon of /u/takeittorcirclejerk.

A scared little girl

Saying that in /r/drama is like throwing a bloody steak in a shark tank.

Yeah I just opened my inbox to 1117 dick pictures

That's just /u/riemann1413, and that's because he tried to fuck a cheese grater.

i didn't try, i succeeded.

as in all things

Hey there sexy

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).txt

Look, just because he says he's "Turning thirteen in just three days" doesn't mean it's true. WAKE UP TiTS, HE'S BEEN USING THAT LINE FOR EIGHTEEN MONTHS.

Literally this, Kesha for shame. You're the real racist here.

Racists are not welcome in /r/drama. It is a safe and special place.

daily remonder you canmot be racist against white "people"

whitegenocide #justiceforRiemann

Fite me

hearing this from an enemy of white genocide is insulting. take a long hard look in the mirror

claims not to be racist

is perfect specimen of Aryan race

mfw

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/577/252/60d.gif

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXUoMJ68gKk

Wait, don't y'all ban shitloads of people before they even come to your sub?

Not that I know of, but I know a lot of subs do that now.

It's so stupid and the most pathetic power-grab reach I've ever seen mods do.

Either you're pro free speech or you aren't. It's one thing if there's a troll in your community causing problems. But to ban someone for something they've done somewhere else that has no bearing on your subreddit? Seriously? Grow the fuck up. Go outside. Talk to some people. Lighten up. Stop giving yourself more "work", more depression, more anxiety.... ain't nobody got time for that shit.

No one takes shit at face-value anymore. Everything has to have a deeper meaning. You can't just blow off steam in a community with the purpose to blow off steam without being labeled as having something fundamentally wrong with you.

ASDF ASDIFJ AKSDJF OIERTASdf /rant

No, that ain't us

Really? You didn't preemptively ban all the KIA retards?

Nope, they don't come there really. We ban when we need to but really there aren't a lot of alt righters and bigots that come and when they do we're quick to ban. We're much more lenient with the annoying commies which is why they think we single them out.

I feel this is unfair, as I am universally known as someone who is very PRO white men.

he doesn't support white genocide

Helloooo normies.

ugh don't remind us

delete this filth

reeeeeeeeeeeeee

/u/combative_douche should be banned from /r/upliftingnews for being a bot-scripter as well

I've never been to /r/upliftingnews and I've never scripted a bot. 0/2

Oh I know. I just wanted to ping you to say "how's the Asian man meat lately?"

What a fulfilling life you must live.

Boring*

While we're at it /u/razorsheldon come here and defend yourself. Ofherwise you're basically a "bitch"

CB2 is definitely not a racist sub

That's what all the racist subs say. Hey, guess what? The Obongo Presidency called. It wants its white genocide back.

Racist

thanks me too

see, the REAL RACISTS are: ______

I'll just make one comment on this kerfuffle since I know everybody loves a good witch hunt and I'm an easy target to pile on.

But the bottom line is that racism, bullying, and making blanket generalizations based upon one's race, gender or sexual preference are all wrong. You can look at my comment and moderation history and form your own opinions, but just don't get sucked into the bullying hivemind in these drama-based subreddits and the toxic folks that thrive here. Otherwise, soon enough you will lose sight of the golden rule of treating others how'd you'd like to be treated yourself, which is an easy trap to fall into, and you'll be no better than the actual racists out there saying and doing awful things.

i dont like u

blah blah blah virtue signalling and meaningless feel-good dribble, why don't you actually respond to what people are criticising you for

Daily reminder that by definition you cannot be racist against whit people. Power + prejudice.

I don't care what you want to call it, making broad generalizations based solely upon the color of one's skin is wrong. period.

im impressed how pathetic you are. when you kill yourself, make sure to let us know, it will be a great day.

It is never ok to use racist language, I hope you'll refrain from it in your suicide note.

I think you are broken m8, I might have shagged yer nan to hard.

Along the same token, doesn't it seem wrong to generalize entire mod teams based on a comment by one moderator?

We shouldn't generalize nazis entirely based on a few perpetrating the holocaust

Maybe, but how about we change the group being generalized and see how it sounds.

We shouldn't generalize Christians entirely based on a few perpetrating the holocaust.

It's not fair to associate the actions of the few with the entire group.

your analogy is more like "we shouldn't generalize all redditors based on the bigotry of a r/circlebroke2 mod" which isn't what happened. nazis chose to be part of the nazi party and promoted an ideology of extreme bigotry. mods of circlebroke2 chose to be part of the mod team and promote an ideology of bigotry.

Many Nazi's didn't agree with the actions of the party, but maintained loyalty (or at least the appearance of loyalty) in order to prevent retribution.

The Nazi party existed before the holocaust even happened. Some members, not all, supported the holocaust.

Yes, mods of CB2 chose to be part of the mod team, but that doesn't mean they support every action and political opinion of every member.

Here's a real-world example: I chose to work at my place of employment. A few of the employees working here are racist. I am not racist, even though I work with a few others who are.

how large is the collection of employees? do they make up the same percentage of the company as the bigots do for the mod team? Are these managers with influence on what the company does? Or are they low-level workers?

None of that matters. I'm still not racist!

If you want to ban bigots, do it, but when you ban a group because some are bigots, then you're a hypocrite.

So would you say that MTV is being hypocritical by generalizing all white guys?

Well, MTV published it, so I would say MTV is at fault for the video. I would not say that every employee of MTV is at fault though because I doubt that they all supported the decision. Is MTV racist? I'm not sure a company can be racist, but to answer your question, I don't know.

Are the people who made the video racist? Maybe, but not certainly. Sometimes people do things because they're under contract and have no feasible alternatives. Maybe some don't agree but wanted MTV to be criticized by publishing it.

I would refrain from judging a whole group of people based upon a short video.

If MTV offers no apology for that video, I'd never work for them.

I admire your conviction, and that's great that you have that flexibility in your career.

Sadly, quitting wouldn't really accomplish anything. MTV, the company, isn't racist. They follow the money, regardless of race. They do what is profitable, and they will still do what is profitable after you quit.

You would need to convince them that it's profitable to apologize, and realistically, that's easier to do from the inside.

Moderating a subreddit is not a career. People are not economically obligated to be on a mod team. It's a choice. If those people choose to remain in association with bigots who express their bigotry through their moderation, they bear responsibility.

I can say the same about commenting on reddit, in general. Does that make you racist for choosing to associate with bigots who express their bigotry through their reddit comments? Do you bear responsibility?

If you post on stormfront, chances are high that you're a white nationalist. If you post on circlebroke2, chances are high you're bigoted against white males. Do you bear the same level of responsibility as the owners/moderators of stormfront? no. Do you bear the same level of responsibility as the mod team of circlebroke2? no.

It is not oppression to be banned from a subreddit for trying to promote racism in that subreddit, or harassment of a moderator of that subreddit for opposing racism. It is not oppression to be a leader of a bigoted group and receive a subreddit ban for your group's actions.

I don't think anyone said they were being oppressed.

I was only saying it's unfair to judge everyone for a comment by one person in the group. Judge each for his or her own actions.

dae white people are the REAL victims?

whoever came up with that is a moron, if racism = power + prejudice and power = 0, then racism = prejudice.

What they should say is racism = prejudice*power

Math was invented by white people to oppress minorities, we in women's studies are taking it back by giving the symbols our own meanings, delete this.

ur right but i won't delete it, it serves as an example of the patriarchal-based math

Europe would like to have a talk with you

By whose definition? You might be thinking of the phrase 'institutionalised racism', which does in a very simplistic sense mean prejudice + power.

People outside faux academic thought bubbles take racism to mean 'racial discrimination and prejudice'.

I'm aware of that. I just said this to piss off this 'upliftingnews' guy. (It worked btw)

Shut the fuck up bitch. Reply on your main

whites are garbage, and it's not racism to recognize that fact. facts cannot be racist.

blacks are garbage, and it's not racism to recognize that fact. facts cannot be racist.

you can't just change key aspects of a sentence and expect it to mean the same thing. jeeze louise this sub has some tards.

sure i can. Because both sentences are absolutely retarded and anyone who genuinly believes either should probably delete their account and withdraw from society, because they've failed as a person.

spoken like a true altright nazicuck. grow up man. being this racist in 2017 is not okay

Then you should probably cut it out

despising whites is not racism, it's not complicated.

I guess they let anyone be a mod, no matter how simple minded they are...

says the guy still believing in antiwhite racism in 2017 LUL

Right? People like u/orochi are why Trump won.

Well you got one thing right at least

grow up man

but then mom will kick me out

HOLY SHIT! Delete this.

You picked a really strange hill to die on

I'll take down the real enemy of racial harmony, MTV!

user reports:
1: This kid thinks he's a goddamn towel headed librul. Plox ban

No. It is an interesting strategy, let us see how it plays out.

and you'll be no better than the actual racists out there saying and doing awful things.

So you admit that you clearly cannot take a joke and were being intentionally obtuse to ban SRD mods?

Keep up the good fight against racist srd mods like /u/oxus007

Just letting you know I agree with you, and this topic has no bearing on anything in /r/Upliftingnews. Ignore the moronic lefty SRDines, and keep doing what you're doing.

sometimes /r/drama is confusing, and poe's law really shines brightly. I don't know if the people replying here attacking you are trying to be satirical or if they're seriously triggered by you taking a stance against the crybullies.

Rip in memes

http://imgur.com/ALgpV2T

I bought you this premium membership to show how much I frown upon your behavior!

This is total cancer behaviour, but I can't deny I enjoyed seeing u/tehalpacalypse (creator of those circlebroke RES mass-taggers) getting to feel the other end of the stick time.

(/r/circlebroke/comments/3f1tul/the_tag_master_is_back_and_ready_for_the_reaping/)

(/r/circlebroke/comments/3f5s9o/the_evil_sjw_tag_set/)

(/r/circlebroke/comments/4c81l0/i_added_a_set_of_rthe_donald_tags_by_request/)

(/r/circlebroke/comments/3es7an/mass_user_tagger_use_to_tag_reactionaries_in_res/)

BIG FAT GRANDMA JUMPS UNDER HER ENEMY TO SAVE THEM WHEN THEY TRY TO JUMP OUT WINDOW

I hope I don't get too many downvotes, but DAE feel like us white men experience the most oppression in the US?

That MTV video was pretty racist tbh.

And it was roundly criticized and then deleted by MTV in a implicit admission that they fucked up.

Wow

/r/drama really has become SRC

cuck the jews

69/420

butt sex now

EXTERMINATE THE WHITES

http://i.imgur.com/xFjfDLB.png

Here I was hoping that someone else was running offmychest's bot. Oh well.

Edit: It's been pointed out to me that /u/TehAlpacalypse is possibly responsible for the bot script that mass banned people who posted in KiA and TiA a while back. So this is just getting funnier by the moment.

I never wrote a script that preemptively banned anyone. I've never preemptively banned anyone.

Why, are you a freeze peaches warrior who thinks that giving racists a platform is a good idea?

Nope, I'm not a freeze peacher but I also never preemptively banned anyone. Also /u/phedre I didn't write the mass tagger either, I simply figured out how to run it.

The way you talk about preemptively banning racists as if it were something bad makes me think that you're actually a racist yourself. Maybe not a "gas the n-words" kind yourself, but the one that supports and protects that kind of people.

Dude I have a reputation on this sub and others as being a SJW crusader. Kind of amazing how I've managed to be both a (((globalist leftist))) and a alt right nazi at the same time

Well, maybe you can explain your position with a rational argument instead of pointing out some people's opinions about you? Like, yeah, I'm defending racists' right to spread their racist opinions until a mod notices them for such and such absolutely not racist reasons.

B/c your fellow mods here are defending JebusGobson's use of the n-word "as a joke", so excuse me if I don't give much weight to your reputation among them as a non-racist ;-)

Well, maybe you can explain your position with a rational argument instead of pointing out some people's opinions about you?

Well how about the fact that I wrote Rule 2 for BlackPeopleTwitter, or the fact that on /r/subredditcancer I have the flair "SJW Super Cancer"?

Like, yeah, I'm defending racists' right to spread their racist opinions until a mod notices them for such and such absolutely not racist reasons.

Upon which point we ban them

B/c your fellow mods here are defending JebusGobson's use of the n-word "as a joke"

I don't mod /r/subredditdrama, so you should probably at least look at my user profile before saying something so obviously incorrect and idiotic. If someone on /r/blackpeopletwitter said that they would be removed. So yet again a swing and a miss

so excuse me if I don't give much weight to your reputation among them as a non-racist ;-)

le heres a winky face so that if someone proves me wrong i can say i wuz trolling hole tim

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how completely shocking that someone who posts "Destroy the late-stage representative democracy by undermining its foundational principles." on /r/LateStageCapitalism has no idea on how to interact with modern society.

Wow. Woooow. How did you manage to creep my comment history to find that but not pick up all the calls for white genocide for example?

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Actually I used a handy tool called mod toolbar that pulled up a list of your sub comments and what not, and low and behold it's a green tea partier who is hitting me with a purity test!

You really have no self awareness. You are the only person here who thinks I'm a racist BESIDES THE FUCKING STORMFRONTER.

Pretty sure you're a Russian shill

Honestly wish I was. I have enough student debt to where I'd take the money if they were offering. The JIDF just doesn't pay what it used to.

First of all, if you weren't so butthurt and just glanced at my recent comment history besides your creeper tool, you'd have seen that I'm neither SJW nor a communist. That comment was my only comment in latestagecapitalism and addressed at our favorite lolcow angrydm.

And you I outright trolled, and with great success if I say so myself. You run a masstagger for people who post in wrongthink subs and that's totes normal and nbd, I propose to go just a little bit farther or else you're a racist for aiding and abetting racists, and you just don't have a real answer. You probably used it a thousand times yourself and now can only mewl that it's a needlessly divisive purity test, now that you are facing its business end.

This obviously distresses you greatly which pleases me. I don't like SJW hypocrites.

PS. inb4 "I called a troll" -- you called me a SJW troll who was preparing to abandon the argument. I'm neither, obviously.

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I propose to go just a little bit farther or else you're a racist for aiding and abetting racists, and you just don't have a real answer. You probably used it a thousand times yourself and now can only mewl that it's a needlessly divisive purity test, now that you are facing its business end.

Except I haven't used it in quite some time because firefox kept dumping my tags.

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No, as I said, it's different. I have a point that I stand behind: that your SJW attitudes that made publishing and autotagger for wrongthing subs are stupid because when I up the ante just a little bit you have no response except a hysterics about "purity testing".

Yeah, sure, I could've been, like, imagine if I theoretically called you out for not banning racists preventively, what could you respond with in the same framework that allows your autotagger, but skipping that introduction produced much more authentic butthurt.

The point still totally stands, of course.

I propose to go just a little bit farther or else you're a racist for aiding and abetting racists, and you just don't have a real answer. You probably used it a thousand times yourself and now can only mewl that it's a needlessly divisive purity test, now that you are facing its business end.

Except I haven't used it in quite some time because firefox kept dumping my tags.

No, the use of that argument, not of your autotagger, lrn2rd. See, you said:

You really have no self awareness. You are the only person here who thinks I'm a racist BESIDES THE FUCKING STORMFRONTER.

Why that /u/UpliftingNews guy is a FUCKING STORMFRONTER? Because he made an argument that that MTV video was racist against whites (and was right, seeing how they deleted it), and you know who else calls some things racist against whites? FUCKING STORMFRONTERS, PURITY TEST FAILED, the guy's definitely one.

I do the exact thing against your own belief that pre-banning racists is wrong and you are upset that I'm "purity testing" you.

Do you see how hilarious that is, from a side bench?

Also, from that comment:

You really have no self awareness. [..] because you've already decided that anything to the right of you is already a fascist.

Are you trolling me actually?

Dude I have a reputation on this sub and others

Nah, no one knows who you are.

wait so /u/tehalpacalypse is both a SJW and someone who really loves racists?

you stupid fuck

BOTH SIDES ARE THE SAAAAAAAAAMEE

HORSEHOSE THURESORTY HUJRSEOHEYT THEORTY SHOHERSOTRIHOYTEHTERT HURR DURRRRRR

As someone pointed out, if we consider people's attitude to the horseshoe theory as a spectrum then people who stick it everywhere and the people who spit at its any mention are actually closer together than they are to the people in the middle.

Thankfully that's not how spectrums work. you should know, being on one

Ableism.

Lol, fuck that guy. He's such a little fuck. When the whole world is full of people out to get you, it makes it obvious that you're a piece of shit. /u/redtaboo, /u/sodypop and /u/spez should take note and remove him and/or that sub from being a default.

"guilty by association" on Reddit is one of the most retarded things to start happening.

Srsly how little of a life to these people have?

/u/razorsheldon

Can the mods here request control of /r/UpliftingNews to stop this shit?

All else aside, "twatwaffle" actually sounds pretty appealing.

Hey /u/uplifting news wtf is "offensive racism?" Some sort of extra awful racism that's somehow even more offensive than regular racism?

My phone is determined to undermine everything I do on Reddit, I swear.

SRD is "racist" and "hate filled"? Last I checked, SRD was just as libtard as the rest of reddit, with a few whiny exceptions.