Personal life drama!

12  2017-01-03 by [deleted]

I never posted real life drama before, if you are going to try and fuck me please be gentle 😔

It is a bit boring but we all know you degenerates dont have anything better to do.

Also sorry for broken engrish I am a poor huehue

Long time ago, in a third-world shithole called Brazil, there was a horny guy with a clear and simple mission: getting laid. Lets call him R.

To achieve that goal R decided to find the slutiest girl from his facebook. We are talking about brazil here so this is extremely easy.

That girl turned out to be one of his old time friends, we will call her M.

R used his old time tricks to get into her pants, and by tricks I mean really bad lies. He lied and lied and lied and somehow she kept believing him. He told her he was going to help her, never let her down, even marry her if it came to that. He lied, they fucked, and then he dissappears for some days until he wanted to fuck again. Rinse and repeat.

Now of course after months of this situation M had enough. She got extremely pissed at him and decided to go full crazy. She told him she was pregnant, she harassed his family, she threatened him, you know all that crazy stuff that crazy people do. After 2 months of this she stopped.

One year after this story a new character enters the scene, a handsome, smart and compassionate guy, R brother, me!

I live in Spain but I went back to my country Brazil for a couple of weeks and stayed with my brother.

Of course I had to fulfill my time getting laid as much as possible ( as we know Brazilian chicks>European chicks ) and R told me about this chick that he knew that was super easy if you said the right words, M. Now, I didnt knew about their past except that they had some kind of relationship that went bad, but no details. I didnt knew about the crazy stuff that she did either, and my brother being the genius that he is decided that it wasnt important information anyway.

I contacted her and we decided to meet up to talk.

After 5 minutes of presentations she immediately starts to shit talk about my brother and tell me about all the things he did to her and about all the lies. I was focused on getting laid and honestly I dont mind talking shit about him, even though I love him, so I just started talking shit about him too. After a hour of me insulting him and faking disgust she starts seeing me with positive eyes. I kept telling her how I was different and better than him, and I guess the fact that I have a more chill personality than he does helped a lot.

Me being the gentleman I am decided to not lie to her about anything except a small detail, that I was going back to Spain. So I lead her on and I promise that I dont want just casual sex but more like a serious relationship and blablabla. She asks me if I will ever go back to Spain and I tell her that no and that I would bring her with me if I ever did.

So she falls for me and we fuck a lot. I kept meeting with her for those 2 weeks.

After those 2 weeks I went back to Spain and forgot completely about this whole thing. She spammed my whatsapp but I blocked her.

She then spergs out again and starts harassing everyone in my family again, including my mother and my father. She tells everyone that she is pregnant and that this time is for real ( wew ). And this time she goes as far away as telling people that I raped her.

This whole thing was back in march. And it lasted until everyone in my family blocked her. I forgot about her again and went on with my life.

The last month I came back to Brazil again. She found out that I was here and went to confront me personally. She starts to slap me in front of my house and to yell like crazy. Some ramdon dude had to control her because I am a pussy about even touching a woman ( not a fan of having the cops on me ). My brother gets out of the house to see wtf was going on and she starts to yell at him too wew

We had to call the fucking police because she just woudnt go away and well is my house so I just cant pretend that she doesnt exist while she insults me from outside.

So yeah I am here bleeding ( her fucking nails ) and thinking about never, ever, listening to my brother again.

TL:DR: Asshole brother makes chick go crazy, she then spergs out and fucks me up. Moral of the story: a whore would have been easier

65 comments

Holy shit this is a fucking book.

Also someone stick this. I will suck a dick in exchange.

which dick

he said "a" but meant to put "all"

ay bby you need a post stickied too?

my jaw is still recovering from the last sticky I had.

sorry, i should have prepared you for the firehose-esque finish

Stick this post please :(

The hottest one

So comedicsans ( fuck you zach )

beauty is in the eye of the beholder

reeeeeee aesthetics are objective

beauty is in the eye of the beholder my one-eyed trouser snek, pls hold her.

That snek has two eyes.

Artistic license. More kawaii that way.

Sounds like you are in pretty good territory to go for some angry, makeup sex.

Dont tease me bro

Not teasing you at all! I mean, yeah, there are probably some drawbacks, but I can't think of them all right now. But angry makeup sex? There are few things better, my friend.

Man, if you tell me how the fuck can I convince her of forgiving me and fuck with me again before monday than ok, I will do it.

tl;dr

TL;DR: OP got his brother's sloppy seconds and stuck his dick in crazy.

Gibe moni plz I report u!

This is better than 90% of the shjt posted here. Have an upvote bruh

Dowvoted to 0
>MFW
Why don't you people just fuck off to another incels, Two/TrollX, Trump or Anarchist thread already? It's obvious you won't be happy with anything else.

I like your stories of being a scummy liar, Spooky. Post more like this.

Nice alt, SpookyMood.

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Damm you got me

mfw I get emotional support 😄

ela é uma nordestina? caralho porra.

SIM haushaushsuhauahsa

Has being Eskimo brothers with your brother increased your bond ?

Kind of. We usually get along unless he wants to get insufferable or eats my food.

ugh

Your brother had sex with your cousin, too? This is just bizarre.

How rude

You should have just murdered her after fucking. Why do you have to cause problems?

I am a softy at heart

That's ok bb

I am not shitposting in this thread

I hope you are not judging me truck bro ☺

No judgment here. Would have done the same thing, maybe some more underhanded plots tho.

He doesn't have the hundreds of miles of freezing, bleak interstate to drop a body like you do. Shit gets hot down there.

TIL funerals are held right away in Brazil and they do not do embalming because it's just too damn hot to outpace the decomposition. Spooky would have had to give her cement shoes and dropped her in the Amazon as piranha food.

Pics pls

Tell me you look like Tetro's little brother

I dont get the reference sorry

Not many will. Tetro is a 2009 Francis Ford Coppola (of The Godfather fame) flop with a story that has quite a few parallels to yours. It's a flawed film but I love it.

We need more of your stories about being a lying creep, this is better than most of the usual shitposting.

I am not a creep 😔

how's your cousin?

*crosses fingers*

Please say pregnant, please say pregnant, please say pregnant

NEVER

Then your work is not yet done.

Fine

We dont talk much nowadays

El típico drama sudaca. Las mujeres allá son todas así.

T_d_s p_t_s

What did she look like?

What did you say when you first contacted her? "My brother says you like to fuck?"

Finally, you getting your face clawed was one of the better outcomes of this.

Hot

I knew her from when I was a kid. I dis5nt remenber her though. I didnt mention my brother she did

Honestly I agree, that was some deserving slap

I'm gonna need more than "hot." Basic description?

Ok

7 face ( or more honestly, pretty cute face )

Short hair

Brunette

Nice boobs

Average to less ass

Nice thighs

Small nipple ( beter than big )

Shaved pussy ( the only acceptable kind )

Condom or bareback?

free the dong burn the condoms

Small nipple ( beter than big )

You're damn right.

PREACH IT

Wait so are you a daddy or what

/u/spookymood I'd have slapped the shit outta you too

I love catty women 😘

aww, i love hearing about all the wacky shenanigans the colonies are getting up to nowadays

:3