Personal life drama!
12 2017-01-03 by [deleted]
I never posted real life drama before, if you are going to try and fuck me please be gentle 😔
It is a bit boring but we all know you degenerates dont have anything better to do.
Also sorry for broken engrish I am a poor huehue
Long time ago, in a third-world shithole called Brazil, there was a horny guy with a clear and simple mission: getting laid. Lets call him R.
To achieve that goal R decided to find the slutiest girl from his facebook. We are talking about brazil here so this is extremely easy.
That girl turned out to be one of his old time friends, we will call her M.
R used his old time tricks to get into her pants, and by tricks I mean really bad lies. He lied and lied and lied and somehow she kept believing him. He told her he was going to help her, never let her down, even marry her if it came to that. He lied, they fucked, and then he dissappears for some days until he wanted to fuck again. Rinse and repeat.
Now of course after months of this situation M had enough. She got extremely pissed at him and decided to go full crazy. She told him she was pregnant, she harassed his family, she threatened him, you know all that crazy stuff that crazy people do. After 2 months of this she stopped.
One year after this story a new character enters the scene, a handsome, smart and compassionate guy, R brother, me!
I live in Spain but I went back to my country Brazil for a couple of weeks and stayed with my brother.
Of course I had to fulfill my time getting laid as much as possible ( as we know Brazilian chicks>European chicks ) and R told me about this chick that he knew that was super easy if you said the right words, M. Now, I didnt knew about their past except that they had some kind of relationship that went bad, but no details. I didnt knew about the crazy stuff that she did either, and my brother being the genius that he is decided that it wasnt important information anyway.
I contacted her and we decided to meet up to talk.
After 5 minutes of presentations she immediately starts to shit talk about my brother and tell me about all the things he did to her and about all the lies. I was focused on getting laid and honestly I dont mind talking shit about him, even though I love him, so I just started talking shit about him too. After a hour of me insulting him and faking disgust she starts seeing me with positive eyes. I kept telling her how I was different and better than him, and I guess the fact that I have a more chill personality than he does helped a lot.
Me being the gentleman I am decided to not lie to her about anything except a small detail, that I was going back to Spain. So I lead her on and I promise that I dont want just casual sex but more like a serious relationship and blablabla. She asks me if I will ever go back to Spain and I tell her that no and that I would bring her with me if I ever did.
So she falls for me and we fuck a lot. I kept meeting with her for those 2 weeks.
After those 2 weeks I went back to Spain and forgot completely about this whole thing. She spammed my whatsapp but I blocked her.
She then spergs out again and starts harassing everyone in my family again, including my mother and my father. She tells everyone that she is pregnant and that this time is for real ( wew ). And this time she goes as far away as telling people that I raped her.
This whole thing was back in march. And it lasted until everyone in my family blocked her. I forgot about her again and went on with my life.
The last month I came back to Brazil again. She found out that I was here and went to confront me personally. She starts to slap me in front of my house and to yell like crazy. Some ramdon dude had to control her because I am a pussy about even touching a woman ( not a fan of having the cops on me ). My brother gets out of the house to see wtf was going on and she starts to yell at him too wew
We had to call the fucking police because she just woudnt go away and well is my house so I just cant pretend that she doesnt exist while she insults me from outside.
So yeah I am here bleeding ( her fucking nails ) and thinking about never, ever, listening to my brother again.
TL:DR: Asshole brother makes chick go crazy, she then spergs out and fucks me up. Moral of the story: a whore would have been easier
65 comments
n/a SpookyMood 2017-01-03
Holy shit this is a fucking book.
Also someone stick this. I will suck a dick in exchange.
n/a riemann1413 2017-01-03
which dick
n/a DornishRedViper 2017-01-03
he said "a" but meant to put "all"
n/a riemann1413 2017-01-03
ay bby you need a post stickied too?
n/a DornishRedViper 2017-01-03
my jaw is still recovering from the last sticky I had.
n/a riemann1413 2017-01-03
sorry, i should have prepared you for the firehose-esque finish
n/a SpookyMood 2017-01-03
Stick this post please :(
n/a SpookyMood 2017-01-03
The hottest one
So comedicsans ( fuck you zach )
n/a riemann1413 2017-01-03
beauty is in the eye of the beholder
n/a SpookyMood 2017-01-03
reeeeeee aesthetics are objective
n/a Wacnews_the_White 2017-01-03
beauty is
in the eye of the beholdermy one-eyed trouser snek, pls hold her.n/a tilmoph 2017-01-03
That snek has two eyes.
n/a Wacnews_the_White 2017-01-03
Artistic license. More kawaii that way.
n/a shitlordcaligula 2017-01-03
Sounds like you are in pretty good territory to go for some angry, makeup sex.
n/a SpookyMood 2017-01-03
Dont tease me bro
n/a shitlordcaligula 2017-01-03
Not teasing you at all! I mean, yeah, there are probably some drawbacks, but I can't think of them all right now. But angry makeup sex? There are few things better, my friend.
n/a SpookyMood 2017-01-03
Man, if you tell me how the fuck can I convince her of forgiving me and fuck with me again before monday than ok, I will do it.
n/a toynbeeidea16 2017-01-03
tl;dr
n/a SmurfPrivilege 2017-01-03
TL;DR: OP got his brother's sloppy seconds and stuck his dick in crazy.
n/a wwyzzerdd 2017-01-03
Gibe moni plz I report u!
n/a blertyuh 2017-01-03
This is better than 90% of the shjt posted here. Have an upvote bruh
n/a Wacnews_the_White 2017-01-03
Dowvoted to 0
>MFW
Why don't you people just fuck off to another incels, Two/TrollX, Trump or Anarchist thread already? It's obvious you won't be happy with anything else.
I like your stories of being a scummy liar, Spooky. Post more like this.
n/a toynbeeidea16 2017-01-03
Nice alt, SpookyMood.
n/a Wacnews_the_White 2017-01-03
.
n/a SpookyMood 2017-01-03
Damm you got me
n/a SpookyMood 2017-01-03
mfw I get emotional support 😄
n/a fourbet 2017-01-03
ela é uma nordestina? caralho porra.
n/a SpookyMood 2017-01-03
SIM haushaushsuhauahsa
n/a zxcv1992 2017-01-03
Has being Eskimo brothers with your brother increased your bond ?
n/a SpookyMood 2017-01-03
Kind of. We usually get along unless he wants to get insufferable or eats my food.
ugh
n/a Zachums 2017-01-03
Your brother had sex with your cousin, too? This is just bizarre.
n/a SpookyMood 2017-01-03
How rude
n/a lvl99SkrubRekker 2017-01-03
You should have just murdered her after fucking. Why do you have to cause problems?
n/a SpookyMood 2017-01-03
I am a softy at heart
n/a lvl99SkrubRekker 2017-01-03
That's ok bb
n/a SpookyMood 2017-01-03
I am not shitposting in this thread
I hope you are not judging me truck bro ☺
n/a lvl99SkrubRekker 2017-01-03
No judgment here. Would have done the same thing, maybe some more underhanded plots tho.
n/a DornishRedViper 2017-01-03
He doesn't have the hundreds of miles of freezing, bleak interstate to drop a body like you do. Shit gets hot down there.
n/a Wacnews_the_White 2017-01-03
TIL funerals are held right away in Brazil and they do not do embalming because it's just too damn hot to outpace the decomposition. Spooky would have had to give her cement shoes and dropped her in the Amazon as piranha food.
n/a yesiamcorrect 2017-01-03
Pics pls
n/a -jean-paul- 2017-01-03
Tell me you look like Tetro's little brother
n/a SpookyMood 2017-01-03
I dont get the reference sorry
n/a -jean-paul- 2017-01-03
Not many will. Tetro is a 2009 Francis Ford Coppola (of The Godfather fame) flop with a story that has quite a few parallels to yours. It's a flawed film but I love it.
n/a bleak_new_world 2017-01-03
We need more of your stories about being a lying creep, this is better than most of the usual shitposting.
n/a SpookyMood 2017-01-03
I am not a creep 😔
n/a DornishRedViper 2017-01-03
how's your cousin?
n/a Wacnews_the_White 2017-01-03
*crosses fingers*
Please say pregnant, please say pregnant, please say pregnant
n/a SpookyMood 2017-01-03
NEVER
n/a Wacnews_the_White 2017-01-03
Then your work is not yet done.
n/a SpookyMood 2017-01-03
Fine
We dont talk much nowadays
n/a Pastelitomaracucho 2017-01-03
El tÃpico drama sudaca. Las mujeres allá son todas asÃ.
n/a SpookyMood 2017-01-03
T_d_s p_t_s
n/a OniTan 2017-01-03
What did she look like?
What did you say when you first contacted her? "My brother says you like to fuck?"
Finally, you getting your face clawed was one of the better outcomes of this.
n/a SpookyMood 2017-01-03
Hot
I knew her from when I was a kid. I dis5nt remenber her though. I didnt mention my brother she did
Honestly I agree, that was some deserving slap
n/a OniTan 2017-01-03
I'm gonna need more than "hot." Basic description?
n/a SpookyMood 2017-01-03
Ok
7 face ( or more honestly, pretty cute face )
Short hair
Brunette
Nice boobs
Average to less ass
Nice thighs
Small nipple ( beter than big )
Shaved pussy ( the only acceptable kind )
n/a OniTan 2017-01-03
Condom or bareback?
n/a SpookyMood 2017-01-03
free the dong burn the condoms
n/a Wacnews_the_White 2017-01-03
You're damn right.
n/a SpookyMood 2017-01-03
PREACH IT
n/a dramanazi 2017-01-03
Wait so are you a daddy or what
n/a Cyanidekat_risen 2017-01-03
/u/spookymood I'd have slapped the shit outta you too
n/a SpookyMood 2017-01-03
I love catty women 😘
n/a glmox 2017-01-03
aww, i love hearing about all the wacky shenanigans the colonies are getting up to nowadays
n/a SpookyMood 2017-01-03
:3