Our Asian penis is superior

32  2017-01-04 by [deleted]

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  1. The more bigger the penis then more dumber the owner will be Penis size affects the owner libido so the more bigger the penis is then the more often the owner will think about sexual things rather than other things including creative things. The biggest evidence of this can be seen at African who are known as the race who have the biggest penis in the world but they are the less advanced race in the world where they could not even make any car to this day moreover other advanced things such as plane, rocket, etc. There is a hormon which affects the owner penis size as well as the owner libido and African produce this hormon more compared to anyone else. In other words our smaller Asian penis is actually one of the reason that we Asians are known to be smarter than anyone else. Another evidence which proves that the more bigger the penis then the more often the owner will think about sexual things can be seen at the rape crimes in the world, the biggest numbers of rape crimes in the world are committed by african, westerners committed the 2nd biggest numbers of rape crimes while us Asians have the lowest numbers of rape crimes.

The benefit's list are just too big and long to be put it all in here.

And yet your women FLOCK to white and black men in droves. As soon as a white man enters the room, kiss your women goodbye.

Can you explain?

it's easier to convince a white man you're hot and your cooking is good because white women are hideous goblins and never season their food. You keep the dick around and loyal for longer

never season their food

Right to the heart of the issue. Amen.

I think it's because they have small penises.

Me on the left

Nice fantasy there bby.

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it's clearly because of the very obvious inferiority complex

that's 'cuz it's easier to find a white guy than another asian.

remember, asians are only 4℅ of the US population, if you restrict your options to only asian men, then you're gonna run out of options quickly.

Who's talking about the US? I'm talking about in ASIA.

it's almost like attractive foreign guys tend to have an edge in the dating market.

notice how those asian women aren't going for fat greasy neckbeards, but conventionally attractive white men.

The benefit's list are just too big and long to be put it all in here

lol.

When I was stationed in Okinawa, the black guys were treated like gods by the Japense girls there. Many poor Japanese men were cuckolded by huge African-American dongs. Even a white boy like me got plenty of enthusiastic wide-eyed looks.

But that's just my experience. Good luck with your anime blog! I hope you get back to the cosplay stuff. It's not good for young minds to be so preoccupied with penii. And, as a parting word of wisdom, when they say "no, it's perfectly fine", just go ahead and believe them. It's just easier that way.

you and I have very different definitions of the word "cuckolded"

I didn't know Asians acknowledged that they have tiny penises

ur England is etroshus

This isn't your best work I must say. Although I have been fucked by a Chinese guy with a small dick and it was surprisingly great. I have a really tight bussy tho so I can't speak for everyone.

Probably because of this

Asians less likely to have jello dick erectile dysfunction

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/19796017/

Well they don't need a lot of blood flow after all.

It's more about hypertension

http://www.webmd.com/hypertension-high-blood-pressure/guide/high-blood-pressure-erectile-dysfunction#1

High blood pressure is a major cause of erection problems.

https://www.cdc.gov/bloodpressure/facts.htm#race

Prevalence of High Blood Pressure: Negroids (43%), Caucasoids (34%), Mexicans (29%), Mongoloids (9%)

Did you know that rich Chinese men would have someone watch their penis while they slept out of fear they would retract in their bodies?

Mmm google says this is still a thing for you people...

Koro - Koro is a culture-specific syndrome delusional disorder in which an individual has an overpowering belief that one's genitalia are retracting and will disappear.

This fear or anxiety is mostly found in individuals in countries such as India, China and Japan. Among the Chinese, koro is confined to South China and the lower Yangtze Valley.[17] A 1992 study of self-report questionnaires suggests that in the epidemic area of China, koro victims are mostly Han, male, young, single, poorly educated and fearful of supernatural forces and koro.[15] The phenomenon is also found among oversea Chinese in Southeast Asia, especially Malaysia and Indonesia, and less frequently among the Malay and Indonesian inhabitants of the countries.[17] Though there are speculations that the occurrence of koro among people in Malaysia and Indonesia was the result of Chinese migrants, this cultural diffusion view is challenged since koro epidemics have been reported in Thailand and India, involving masses of non-Chinese people.[18]

If I had a small little penis maybe I'd be worried it might disappear too!

Only one eh?

Yes and? You keep posting the same manlette.

pink beta shit got destroyed 2 hard and 2 cucked to reply?

cat got your tougne or u just done fapping it to Black Friday's Interracial BBC destruction of white teenie 18 year olds ??

Your penis must be huge based on the way you write though

More likely, it's his testes size that is large.

Hold up a second, Indian dudes are rapey as hell and their peckers pale in comparison to the Africans. I gotta call BS on this line of reasoning.

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I think we made the Asian penis small by stunting it's growth via radiation

Two bombs were still not enough tbh

Nice

Was this your grandfather?

Looks like my brother!

lmao here you are again.

You seem really invested in this

He has a small investment in the project.

Yes it's called

Racism is NOT OKAY

slavery, genocides, colonialism, and the Holocaust, and continued institutional racism/sexism and mass incarceration.

I like anime

anime was a mistake and two bombs wasn't enough

Cry moar

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This dude again

i remember when this guy posted on /a/

I'm ashamed to be westerner, I wish I'm an Asian girl

tfw you will never be an anime girl

He's back!!! I'm so excited, I missed you!

It's true, /u/SSPA1. The small Asian penis myth was obviously invented by butthurt white men who were tired of being cuckolded by superiorly endowed Asian men. Now the reason that Asian men are superiorly endowed is because something known as the BAC gene, which stands for Big Asian cock. The BAC gene originates in the original Mongoloids, the Mongols. The Mongols were known as the greatest horse riders in all of history. This is because their BACs were so big, they even made horse dicks look miniscule in comparison. When the horses realized how huge the Mongols' BACs were, the horses developed a profound sense of respect and loyalty to their Mongol riders because with dicks that huge, it was clear the Mongols were true alpha males and born leaders. The BACs of the Mongols were what won them the love and adoration from all the women in the countries they visited. As soon as the women in Russia, Poland, Bulgaria, Serbia, Hungary, Turkey, Persia, and the Abbasid Caliphate heard rumors of the Mongols' BACs, they were eager to try one for themselves, and when the rumors proved to be true, their told their friends who in turn told their friends. Eventually, the Mongols yellowed the entire gene pool of all these countries because as the women in countries that fell victim to Mongol conquest can tell you, "Once you go Asian, that's all you'll be cravin'." The jealous male counterparts of these women quickly realized that their women could no longer be satisfied by their miniscule manhoods once they experienced a BAC. So they realized their genetic heritages were at stake, and they had to curtail the extraordinary sexual prowess of BACs. The Mongol Empire, which was built by sexual conquest, was finally stopped in Europe when cuckolded yet creative white men came up the concept of "White Man's Bullshit." White men in power control what information becomes public knowledge, and if they hid the truth of the BAC from their women, they would never be sexually colonized by a BAC and could still be satisfied with miniscule white manhoods. Now, I know what you're saying. There a lot of white guys with big dicks. You see many well hung white guys in porn. But here's something you might not have noticed. If you look very closely at a white guy with a big dick, you can see that his dick is actually slighly more yellow than the rest of his body. I want to call these guys 1 Percenters because they are 1% Asian and all that Asian went to their dick. Hence, they are white men with Asian cocks. All of these 1 percenters are decented from a Mongolian man who knocked up a European woman. The Mongols knocked up many Nordic and Slavic women, so it is not uncommon to see 1 percenters who look very white and have blond hair and blue eyes yet have a big yellow dick. So eventually the progress of the Mongol Empire was stopped in Europe when white men were able to keep the truth about BACs hidden from their women by lying to them and saying their tiny white dicks were bigger than the Mongols'. But because pure 100% white men still possess miniscule manhoods, these "White Man's Bullshit" techniques are still very much in use today by white men. Not only do they obsess over Asian dicks and constantly tell small dick jokes about Asian men and their go-to insult for Asian men is always about their dicks, obviously because they fear the unmatched power of BACs, they even try to associate any small white penis with Asian men. The most typical white man these days is probably The Amazing Atheist. He's very white looking, has blond hair, and basically looks like a pig except a million times uglier. Like all other white neckbeard racists, he likes to use small dick jokes to put down Asians except his miniscule manclit was exposed with that degenerate banana video which can only be described the most horrific sight in all of human history. I couldn't bear to see it, but from all reports, his 1 milimeter long manclit appears to be as pink as a pig's skin, which confirms his 100% whiteness. Yet, now down to his resort and still wanting to insult Asians due to the typical white neckbeard's undying loyalty to maintaining white privilege by tearing down minorities, he uses "White Man's Bullshit" to say something like he's 1% Asian and all that Asian is his dick. Obviously, this is a twisted, agenda-driven inversion of the truth. He has to cover for all other the 100% pure white neckbeards with miniscule manhoods to keep the charade going. He actually has a big dick for a pure white neckbeard because most of theirs are innies and are actually negative in measurement. Literal manginas in other words. Despite being virtually dickless, the ingenuity of white men is impressive. By manipulating data and self-reporting sources, they were able to create an illusion that white dicks are not miniscule compared to BACs. By using measurements of erect 1 percenters to represent white males and flaccid BACs (and of course Asian men grow the most from erection because they originate from the coldest climate so BACs are forced to shrink when flaccid to avoid frostbite which in turns makes BACs much harder because of the increased amount of blood needed to maintain an erection which makes for even greater stimulation for their female partners), white males were able to successfully create deep-seated subliminal connotations against BACs to protect themselves from another Asian horde conquering their women all based on self-serving white male propaganda. As someone who is half Asian and half white, I am well aware of what truly determines whether or not you have a large manhood. If your manhood is yellow, it is always large because it means you are Asian from the waist down. If your manhood is pink and effeminate, it is always tiny because it means you are white from the waist down. All I can say is thank God I'm Asian from the waist down. Though I can only imagine how much bigger my cock would be if I didn't have all his white blood weighing my manhood down. I could have been the next Genghis Khan and impregnated entire continents.

Throw in a couple reees, some tendies, and before you know it baby you got a pasta going.

Dude, you have a strange definition of superior. Do you have a bad thesaurus or low quality budget Japanese-English dictionary?

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